The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[phelps123]

Maybe because he thinks the high spread is a sure thing!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S TURKEY: WASHINGTON COMMANDERS +13

The focus is a 2nd straight football winner.
Nothing more. Nothing less.
My 40 dimer Tuesday night on Bowling Green (-2') was an absolute gift, a no brainer, a never look back wire to wire blowout winner 34-10.
They don't get much easier than that.
This 100 dime winner on Washington/Dallas will be even easier.
If I have said it once I will say it again: winning streaks start one winner at a time.
Nothing more. Nothing less.
Every bad run I have, I turn it around. Always have. Always will and this will be no different.
It continues with 100 dime winner #4 out of 5. Nothing more. Nothing less.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Nothing more. Nothing less.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

My 40 dimer Tuesday night on Bowling Green (-2') was an absolute gift, a no brainer, a never look back wire to wire blowout winner 34-10.
They don't get much easier than that.
This 100 dime winner on Washington/Dallas will be even easier.



Lang has now lost 6 out of his last 7 plays and promoted the only winner that he's had as easy.
Proceeds to shit the bed on the Commanders losing another 110 fake dimes... easy, peazy, lemon squeezy!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

This play was 2 1/2 times stronger than a Lang after turkey dinner fart!

 

[savage1]

When both Lang and Steele/NC have a rated play on the same side/total which was the case tonight, someone should the coach

of the team they are on to just go home and just forfeit the game because they have virtually no chance!! lol

 

[finman13]

Yep, was time to deliver another shit burger of a pick.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

My ratings system is pretty simple. Plays are generally rated anywhere between 25 and 100 Dimes to aide clients in money management. However, when I sense an opportunity to go for the jugular or when I'm on a roll and can afford to take shots with a bankroll that's been steadily growing, you better believe I'm going for it. Nothing more Nothing less

Shut the fuck up, psycho!
You pretending you are Lang is just sad and beyond pathetic.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,151.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $21,517.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$23,512.5)

PAID PICKS: 153-162-2 / 48.5%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 15-16, -92.5 DIMES
NOV: 10-13, -460 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (2W-5L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/17 to 10/23, (1W-6L) -565 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/24 to 10/30, (4W-2L) +220 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/31 to 11/6, (4W-3L) +226 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/7 to 11/13, (4W-3L) +66.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/14 to 11/20, (2W-5L) -538.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/21 to 11/27, (1W-2L) -114 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

15-16, -295 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 3-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-7
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 5-4
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

23-16, +294.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-4
150 DIME: 6-0
100 DIME: 3-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 6-7
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 2-0

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

0-4, -258.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,005.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $110,052.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$131,997.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 2,151.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 11/23/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[savage1]

Shut the fuck up, psycho!
You pretending you are Lang is just sad and beyond pathetic.

And also shows masochistic tendencies on his part!!

 

[Buckeyefan80]

“So for all intents and purposes, Dallas should win this game by 4 touchdowns right????



Wrong.”

Well I guess he had 1 thing in his writeup right, they won by 5!!

 

[Lando21]

No Lang on Black Friday?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

No Lang on Black Friday?

A little birdie told me he has a 75 Dime play on UTSA +3.5 and of course he advised to buy it to +4.

It's 23-10 Tulane as I type this about halfway through the 3rd quarter.

 

[phillyeagles1975]

Lang doesn't care about clients, only sales, that is why he will have a play for sale daily. He has no long term customers that follow him.
He only kills clients, not himself. He's stated in interviews that he doesn't bet his own picks, which should be a huge red flag for any fool that follows him.

Lang is not a handicapper. He is a used car salesmen selling lemons to unsuspecting fish that think he knows something when all he knows is how to

A little birdie told me he has a 75 Dime play on UTSA +3.5 and of course he advised to buy it to +4.

It's 23-10 Tulane as I type this about halfway through the 3rd quarter.

My God. If that’s the game he landed on, he’s truly on a crazy downhill spiral. To me, Lang’s biggest mistake is always betting the dog. He has said many times “he hates road chalk” and also seems to be infatuated with picking small dogs and hoping they win outright so he can flex. Seems to be a common theme with a lot of what I see here from so called professional cappers. Lord knows I am no professional, my ex-wife can attest, but I’ve always had success finding that favorite who has a chance of blowing the other teams doors off …. Example Memphis -13 at Temple today.

 

[phillyeagles1975]

A little birdie told me he has a 75 Dime play on UTSA +3.5 and of course he advised to buy it to +4.

It's 23-10 Tulane as I type this about halfway through the 3rd quarter.

Come tomorrow Lang will dismiss the loss by saying UTSA beat Tulane in all offensive categories but turned the ball over 5 times and that you can’t handicap turnovers. But you landed in that game? On that team? Talk about outthinking yourself. Just feels like a reach.

 

[savage1]

When both Lang and Steele/NC have a rated play on the same side/total which was the case tonight, someone should the coach

of the team they are on to just go home and just forfeit the game because they have virtually no chance!! lol

If Lang is on UTSA today, we may end up having the same situation when both he and Steele/NC were on Washington in the

NFL!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Just another loser for loser Lang... Nothing more. Nothing less.

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 150 Dime winner is the Ohio State Buckeyes.



The Line: The current line is +3 1/2 in Vegas and offshore as of 2:30 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.



Note: If your line is anywhere from +2 1/2 to +4 I advise on buying up the half-point on the Buckeyes.