The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,927.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $19,277.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$21,272.5)

PAID PICKS: 152-159-2 / 48.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 15-16, -92.5 DIMES
NOV: 9-10, -236 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (2W-5L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/17 to 10/23, (1W-6L) -565 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/24 to 10/30, (4W-2L) +220 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/31 to 11/6, (4W-3L) +226 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/7 to 11/13, (4W-3L) +66.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/14 to 11/20, (2W-4L) -428.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

15-14, -75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 3-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-5
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 5-4
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

22-16, +254.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-4
150 DIME: 6-0
100 DIME: 3-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 6-7
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 1-0

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

0-3, -214.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,781.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $107,812.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$129,757.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,927.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 11/18/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Not the weekend I was expecting to happen.
To drop a pair of 200 dimers by a total of 4 points.
My 200 dimers had been money in the bank the last month and a half but not this weekend.
Not the first time I dropped a pair, won't be the last time.
As a handicapper all you can do is get your people a winner right back and that is exactly what this Monday nighter provides.
100 dime football winner #4 in a row.
How strong was #1 on October 31st when Central Michigan (+6') beat Northern Illinois outright 37-31.
How strong was #2 Wednesday November 8th when Miami/Ohio held Akron scoreless in a 19-0 win!!
Or how about #3 Thursday night when the Ravens (-3') dominated the Bengals winning by 14 in a rout 34-20.
The Eagels/Chiefs will be #4 in a row tonight.
Football winner #7 of 10 and 16 of 23 in football happens now.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Not the first time I dropped a pair, won't be the last time.
As a handicapper all you can do is get your people a winner right back and that is exactly what this Monday nighter provides.

Lang, "your people" are dead and buried long ago from following your shitty advice. Calling yourself a "handicapper" is an insult to actual handicappers. The only people you have left are brain dead trolls who find it funny to pretend you are good and the only reason they do it is because their daddy's diddled them growing up.

You are a sad and pathetic piece of shit scam artist and that's all you'll ever be known as.

 

[seth]

Imagine if you subscribed and you see him bragging about his 100 dime run after he's just buried this weekend

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Imagine if you subscribed and you see him bragging about his 100 dime run after he's just buried this weekend

He's 2-6 with 100 dimers in the NFL this season.
Funny how he doesn't mention that fact at all.

 

[finman13]

Yep. No clue about his pick. Just pick the best random dime number you won with and throw it on the next pick.
FUCK IT SAYS BRANDO

 

[sniperpicks]

He should sell a Rolodex of bullshit lines to use. He has them all. Total delusional behavior

 

[XENO]

Thx Brandon $$$$

 

[XENO]

My guess is kc but i hope not

 

[ac_slater]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is Kansas City Chiefs.

Lets go bayside!

 

[finman13]

Fucking sweet. Go Eagles!

 

[finman13]

Slater. You were around before. Did you get banned?

 

[finman13]

Zack and Kelly and Lisa as well as screech and Jesse have been around

 

[ac_slater]

I was away working my job at the Malibu Sands beach club and Mr. Carosi does not allow gambling. So unfortunately I was unable to post.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Zack and Kelly and Lisa as well as screech and Jesse have been around

Screech was a Lang follower... now he dead.

RIP

 

[RidgeRider]

When Lang wins he acts like a he really had a great handicap of the game. When he loses it's either player or coach fail. If he was a real gambler and not just a hustler / scammer he'd be giving out a college or NBA basketball game on a night like tonight. Not a coin flip football game. He just shit out 600 dimes over the 4 day weekend. Down now over 2,000 dimes. When he goes on tilt like this it's possible he could lose another 1,000 dimes by Jan 1st on the chase every night. It's so great to act like a handicapper when your really a monopoly betting fraud.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[phillyeagles1975]

When Lang wins he acts like a he really had a great handicap of the game. When he loses it's either player or coach fail. If he was a real gambler and not just a hustler / scammer he'd be giving out a college or NBA basketball game on a night like tonight. Not a coin flip football game. He just shit out 600 dimes over the 4 day weekend. Down now over 2,000 dimes. When he goes on tilt like this it's possible he could lose another 1,000 dimes by Jan 1st on the chase every night. It's so great to act like a handicapper when your really a monopoly betting fraud.

Long time, first time here. And I couldn’t agree more. I don’t get the games he lands on. From Nebraska in CFB a few weeks back, to Oregon State last week, he follows the scum capper trend of selling the picks that “idiot Joe Schmoe” wants to buy and feeds on it. He constantly sells Prime Time / Televised, late afternoon or evening games cause it allows more time to sell the pick. Give me a capper that tells me why Army or Rice is the play of the day at Noon. Truth is the hype from the movie faded 10+ years ago and combined with his putrid results, I bet he sells as few as half a dozen daily sales to a random few.