The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[steve021]

Don’t have writeup yet. Waiting to see this fools insights. He just makes shit up I think.

Last night he said “both teams are hot”

NO

was hot like a hot pocket after 8 min in microwave

Philly is hot like the center of a going

Here u go


Your Analysis

II truly feel the wrong team is favored here.



On paper, 4-3 New Mexico State should be favored over 2-5 Texas El Paso but if you dig a little and take a closer look, I think you'll see, "Yes, the wrong team is favored?"



Of the Aggies 7 games, 6 have come against teams with a losing record and the combined record of the teams they have their 4 wins against: 5-19.



Hell, they even lost to 1-7 UMASS at home 41-30.



I'm talking 0-5 Western Illinois, 2-4 New Mexico, 2-5 Hawaii, 3-4 FIU and 0-6 SHSU.



Not exactly a murderer's row here folks.



As for the Miners, they opened the season with a heartbreaking loss to Jax State 17-1 and after crushing Incarnate Word 28-14, here came 4 losses in a row.



You can't fault the back to back road losses, first 38-7 at Northwestern and 31-10 loss at Arizona.



Back home drilled by UNLV 45-20 and La Tech 24-10.



With 17 starters back this team is more talented and better than their record indicates and I will gladly take the points at home here.



This home doggy barks loud and clear tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: UTEP +3 1/2 (-130) Bought Half

Well, my 30 dime playoff dog was a fu#$%#king dog with fleas as the D'backs offense was non existent against Aaron Nola in the 10-0 loss.
I think that will take care of playoff baseball for the immediate future.
Now we focus on College football where after last Saturday's 150 dime winner on Oregon (+3 1/2) courtesy of the 1/2 point buy up on the Ducks.
By adding the 150 dimes to that college bankroll, it has been a pretty rock solid run over the last 2 years.
A winning season in college football!! A winning season in the NFL!!!!
A winning August. A winning September. A winning October so far.
Time to act is now because I am winning again tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

A winning season in the NFL!!!!

This clown seems to have "forgotten" the 240 Dimes he lost in the pre-season.
Last time I checked, 97.5 minus 240 was NOT a positive number.
You'd better believe that if he had won in the pre-season he'd be counting it.
Scammer bitch!

 

[finman13]

The question is why? Thanks Steve for the pick.

 

[finman13]

Oh I forgot they lost to jacksonsvile state 17-1.
Jacksonville state hit that late extra point to only lose by 16

 

[sniperpicks]

obviously never watched New Mex St, i cant recall either but after just a little of the game its clear the New Mex QB is way better , tie game, almost HALF , if you selling picks for $100 a day so do a little watching moron

 

[ScottL]

Pretty sure he sold the "Lang" name to Al Rolli Demarco years ago, and Al now makes all the picks. The only actual people on Al's site are Al and Budin.
I predict just like Kelso, Al will be selling games long after he is buried. For real buried if ya know what I mean.

 

[finman13]

Here u go


Your Analysis

II truly feel the wrong team is favored here.



On paper, 4-3 New Mexico State should be favored over 2-5 Texas El Paso but if you dig a little and take a closer look, I think you'll see, "Yes, the wrong team is favored?"



Of the Aggies 7 games, 6 have come against teams with a losing record and the combined record of the teams they have their 4 wins against: 5-19.



Hell, they even lost to 1-7 UMASS at home 41-30.



I'm talking 0-5 Western Illinois, 2-4 New Mexico, 2-5 Hawaii, 3-4 FIU and 0-6 SHSU.



Not exactly a murderer's row here folks.



As for the Miners, they opened the season with a heartbreaking loss to Jax State 17-1 and after crushing Incarnate Word 28-14, here came 4 losses in a row.



You can't fault the back to back road losses, first 38-7 at Northwestern and 31-10 loss at Arizona.



Back home drilled by UNLV 45-20 and La Tech 24-10.



With 17 starters back this team is more talented and better than their record indicates and I will gladly take the points at home here.



This home doggy barks loud and clear tonight.

Nothing more heartbreaking in football than to lose 17-1. Those kids must have been devastated.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Good thing Lang advised buying that 1/2 point again. Just another genius move.

And the website remains blank with no update. Gotta hide those losses when you scam for a living.

 

[StackinGreen]

Pretty sure he sold the "Lang" name to Al Rolli Demarco years ago, and Al now makes all the picks. The only actual people on Al's site are Al and Budin.
I predict just like Kelso, Al will be selling games long after he is buried. For real buried if ya know what I mean.

So Langer just parrots Demarco? What's he doing on all of those radio shows and bleav, etc?

I just clicked on the Demarco video and laughed at what he said. He talks about the "hottest" handicappers and getting you picks for minimal amounts of money, then you scroll down and literally it's a list of cartoon characters with a banner of childish, fake slogans. Are there people out there that really think these people aren't just figments of scammer imagination? It's amazing. Why would you need 8 handicappers on a site vs 2? Oh yeah, so it can seem like when a guy hits 3 in a row at random, he's "hot."

 

[finman13]

Still no sight of lang at 12:30 . Must still be using that baseball bat pictured above.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Still no sight of lang at 12:30 . Must still be using that baseball bat pictured above.

We know he’ll be on NFL. Just don’t know how many dimes. Probably 150 since it’s NFL.

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang needs some real help in football & baseball. Almost every loss is by 3 TD's or more in football & that 10-0 baseball selection. Lol
Maybe some of the made up handicapper can give him a hand. I love when he is really shitting the bed like now he'll say something on a radio interview like hop on and pick up one of the fake named handicappers when you know he really means Al Rolli / Demarco who makes the picks for most of the fictitious cappers.

 

[kimbelt]

HE HAD A OVER UNDER PLAY IN TONIGHT NFL GAME

 

[kimbelt]

HAS A OVER UNDER PLAY TONIGHT .

 

[ziggym97]

All Trends Point To The Under, Would Be Surprised If He Takes The Over.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,574.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $15,742.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$17,737.5)

PAID PICKS: 136-143-2 / 48.7%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 8-10, +25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (2W-5L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/17 to 10/23, (0W-2L) -127.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

47-50, -138.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 9-9
80 DIME: 4-8
75 DIME: 9-8
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 10-7
40 DIME: 6-9

MLB PLAYOFFS (2023)

0-2, -80 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

10-7, +97.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-3
80 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 5-1
50 DIME: 2-2

COLLEGE FOOTBALL (2023-'24)

12-11, +191 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 4-0
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 4-6
50 DIME: 2-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,427.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $104,277.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$126,222.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,574.25 DIMES (01/01/23 to 10/18/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, another dog failed to bark last night as UTEP, who looked so good last week in their victory at FIU, played like crap at home against New Mexico State.
And that is how my Wednesday night 75 dime dog went down.
Since Saturday's 150 dime winner on Oregon, I can't find a winner as I have now dropped my last 4.
I can't stand giving back hard earned profits. Just can't.
Tonight starts yet another Thursday thru Monday run of football. Very important 5 days right here to get that bankroll back to where it was.
I handed you the winning August. I handed you the winning September. The winning October is right there for the taking.
Now let's turn it around with this 50 dime NFL winner.