The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,391.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $13,917.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$15,912.5)

PAID PICKS: 136-141-2 / 49.0%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 8-7, +207.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (2W-4L) -215 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

47-50, -138.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 9-9
80 DIME: 4-8
75 DIME: 9-8
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 10-7
40 DIME: 6-9

MLB PLAYOFFS (2023)

0-1, -50 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-1

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

10-6, +152.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-3
80 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 5-1
50 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL (2023-'24)

12-10, +288.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 4-0
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 4-5
50 DIME: 2-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,245.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $102,452.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$124,397.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,391.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 10/15/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[finman13]

Why bet on these 2 enigmatic teams lang? Oh yeah, it's Monday night football and the game must be wagered on thanks to great "money management".

 

[StackinGreen]

The clown is going 50 dimer too, womp womp womp

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Los Angeles Chargers


The Line: The current line is +1 1/2 in Vegas and offshore as of 10:15 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[sniperpicks]

Here is where the RUN stands after last 70’days …………

Hey doosh how about last 5 days ?

last 3 ?

last 365 ?

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang also took down the Tale of the Tape. No shocker there! You lose you do what you can to hide it!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (Fuck You Spanos) +1 1/2

Well, I came with a home dog on Sunday as 150 dime winner #6 in a row.
I had 5 to choose, 3 of which one outright in Houston, Jets and Browns. The other two, Bears and Bucs came up short.
I of course back the Bucs and they just didn't have it.
Tip my cap to the Lions. They made every big play they needed and they took down my 6th straight 150 dimer.
A winning August. A winning September. A winning October so far.
Now let's get back on track with this 2nd straight Monday night 50 dime winner.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

“3 of which ONE outright”

This is a guy that people buy picks from? They deserve to lose THEIR money!

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG , dude tell us about them last 7 days and how your long term clients who tail you are doing,

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Way to go Lang! Thanks for the jinx on my Bolts, ya fuck!

 

[finman13]

Fucking idiot fucked the bolts.

 

[finman13]

Why bet on these 2 enigmatic teams lang? Oh yeah, it's Monday night football and the game must be wagered on thanks to great "money management".

Didn't see the pick until after the game. ..and I knew it. Fucking clown.

 

[sniperpicks]

Does he go on Phillies-1.5 Tuesday night or lame assed college

No way he lays -160 on Phil’s ML right?

 

[RidgeRider]

Of course no update on his site and the game ended 8 hours ago.

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 30 Dime winner is the Arizona D'backs.


The Line: The current line is +140 in Vegas and offshore as of 11:00 am EST. Please specify Kelly and Nola at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[finman13]

Wow. He's going against the machine that is the Phillies at home. I get it, Nola was hit a bit by Zona this year.

 

[sniperpicks]

He just chasing dogs. No way he would take -160 on Philly

college games are boring. Can’t SeLL even if he has a lock W

so he out a 30’dimer play

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,446.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $14,467.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$16,462.5)

PAID PICKS: 136-142-2 / 48.9%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 8-8, +152.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (2W-5L) -270 DIMES