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Well of course Langatang was on a rainbow team and got his ass handed to him. He got exactly what he wanted and deserved.
 

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Lang had a shot tonight to finally get one sport in the black, and of course failed miserably.
At least he was smart enough to advise clients to buy the 1/2 point up on Hawaii, lol. ? :+peeing-5
Probably a 150 Dimer Saturday, because, you know, it's Saturday. He will love the play more than life itself. Probably love it more than his new 52 year old tranny gf.

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Never a 50 dimer on a Saturday pimpy. Due to strict money management of course. ?
 

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Yes, we all want to date a 52-year-old broad LOL. Lang has no shame and no class. I've heard him do this before. He loves to over share on the radio thinking he's clever, but just comes across as an awful person.
 

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Good luck gentlemen


The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is Toledo.



The Line:
The current line is +9 in Vegas and offshore as of 7:00 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.


Your Analysis

The reigning MAC champs will be in this the whole way.



With 16 starters back from last year's championship squad highlighted by QB Dequan Finn, I don't see the Rockets getting blown out tonight.



With 16 starters back, Toledo ranks 14th in the country in overall returning production. Pretty rock solid.



Of those 16 starters, 7 are all conference players highlighted by Finn and Cornerback Quinyon Mitchell, who anchors a rock solid defense.



Last year they went 9-5 and 4 of their 5 losses were by 7-points or less.





They are well coached, their offensive and defensive lines are solid and mark my words, if they win the turnover battle, they will have a chance to shock the world.



The points are very tasty here.



As for Illinois, several key players have to be replaced.



I"m talking about the #5 pick in the draft, all world cornerback Devon Witherspoon. They are without running back Chase Brown who was drafted by the Bengals.



All things considered, they only return 12 starters and are breaking in a new QB in Luke Altmyer, who comes over from Ole Miss.



He has a total of 9 career appearances!!!!! And you are asking him and this Illini team to cover a near double digit number???/



Against the defending MAC champs??



Toledo is solid in road openers going 5-1 ATS last 6 and considering the experience of this team, I am not passing up the dog here.



This dog barks loud and clear tonight.
 

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LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,787.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $17,677.5
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$19,672.5)

PAID PICKS: 112-122-2 / 47.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 0-1, -97.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (3W-1L) +127.5 DIMES
 

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MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

44-46, -11.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 9-8
80 DIME: 4-8
75 DIME: 9-7
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 7-5
40 DIME: 6-9


NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0


COLLEGE FOOTBALL (2023-'24)

1-2, -132.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-1
 

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LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!


NEGATIVE 10,640.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $106,407.5
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$128,352.5)


-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,787.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 09/01/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
 

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LANG'S PICK: TOLEDO +9

Finally dropped one this week as Hawaii comes up short at home against Stanford.
Disappointed? Sure. That loss ended a 4-game winning streak as I head into this Saturday card.
Here is where the run stands:
Last 27 Days
$10 Bettor Has Made $6,925
A lot of that bankroll was built with an incredible month of August, where I went 19-11 and picked up over $7,000.
Not a bad month folks.
But let's be very transparent here. I have to back it up with a monster September. Simple as that.
3 huge days of college football. This is where you build the bankroll. This is where you make your money.
Yes, my last 20 baseball releases I've gone 15-5 and made a $10 bettor over $9,000.
It's time to do that exact thing in college football. Simple as that.
Winning day #5 out of 6 and a 100 dime winner on this Saturday card.
Back in the winners circle today.
 

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A lot of that bankroll was built with an incredible month of August, where I went 19-11 and picked up over $7,000.
Not a bad month folks.
But let's be very transparent here. I have to back it up with a monster September. Simple as that.


Lang wants to be transparent??? :lmao:
Funny how he will tell you how much he was up in August but won't tell you how much he's down for the year.
Or that he lost more in July than he won in August.
Or the fact he will never tell you how much he lost when he loses a month.
Pretends he has a bankroll when he is so far in the hole it's ridiculous.

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So I was wrong, Lang actually did two radio segments yesterday. On this one below in Bakersfield, California, I don't even know where Bakersfield is in California , please take a sedative before listening he again talks on and on about his new low rent girlfriend & his incredible record since he met her. No mention of the 6 months before that. Again another instance that shows how little Lang really knows about betting and that he's not a bettor the host who sucks also asks him for a couple NFL bets for week 1. Lang gives out Detroit +6.5 and the NY Jets +4. He also says the Jets are at Buffalo in that game. He was wrong on both accounts. The game is at home for the Jets in the Meadowlands and the line is +2.5. What a complete clown!!!

 

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But he can Pick Underdogs another Fatty juicy Underdog tonight take Dat 75 Dimer up your Pie hole!
Ummm, no he can't. And he's about to throw away another 110 "dimes" of client money today, too.
 

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So I was wrong, Lang actually did two radio segments yesterday. On this one below in Bakersfield, California, I don't even know where Bakersfield is in California , please take a sedative before listening he again talks on and on about his new low rent girlfriend & his incredible record since he met her. No mention of the 6 months before that. Again another instance that shows how little Lang really knows about betting and that he's not a bettor the host who sucks also asks him for a couple NFL bets for week 1. Lang gives out Detroit +6.5 and the NY Jets +4. He also says the Jets are at Buffalo in that game. He was wrong on both accounts. The game is at home for the Jets in the Meadowlands and the line is +2.5. What a complete clown!!!

I can't believe the delusion of this fool, he actually says that (this girl must be 50) the girl "loves his body." He "spent 2 years getting in shape". Pube head, you are still a dough dikk, let's be honest. Is it true that Langer is 60? Makes sense then.

At least he tells the host to stop drinking to lose weight. These guys are not in good shape, it's so funny the degree of nonsense he talks. Ha, he just confirmed he's 60 and she's 52. Ehh, f it, good for him. Let him slam some old puss, I'll stick with the 20 year olds.

He says he has the Lions +7.5 at KC for the NFL opener, and then the "sharps hit it" taking it down to 6.5 - lol, it never ends with this guy
 

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What other person goes on a sports show and talks about his personal life like Lang does? Complete douchebag.

Oh, and yes Toledo can certainly win tonight but "shock the world" pubehead? They are 9 point dogs not 39 point dogs. And the Chilean people and the good folks in New Zealand don't give a shit you hyperbolic idiot.
 

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Langer blowing another aneurysm right now. I wonder if he blames the gf if he loses this one, lol
 

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LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,687.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $16,877.5
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$18,872.5)

PAID PICKS: 113-122-2 / 48.0%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 1-1, +2.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (4W-1L) +227.5 DIMES
 

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

44-46, -11.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 9-8
80 DIME: 4-8
75 DIME: 9-7
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 7-5
40 DIME: 6-9


NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0


COLLEGE FOOTBALL (2023-'24)

2-2, -32.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 1-1
 

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LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!


NEGATIVE 10,540.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $105,407.5
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$127,352.5)


-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,687.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 09/02/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
 

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Have a great Labor Day weekend gents


The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is San Jose State.



The Line:
The current line is +16 1/2 in Vegas and offshore as of 6:30 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.


Your Analysis

Just don't see this being a blowout.

Last week at USC, the San Jose State Spartans rolled into the LA Coliseum as 31 point underdogs and absolutely held their own.

They trailed by 7 at the half and after cutting it to 35-21 with 1:50 to go in the 3rd quarter, they gave up a 96-yard kickoff return TD and that was all she wrote.

A look at the stats will show that the Spartans rushed 27 times for 198 yards against that USC defense.

Anyone who knows anything about football knows: If you are an underdog and you can rush the football, you are not going to get blown out in games.

SJST returns 9 guys on offense against an Oregon State defense that only returns 5 on that side of the ball.

Folks, Spartans senior QB Chevan Cordeiro had a solid game versus the Trojans, throwing for 198 and rushing for another 52 accounting for 3 TD's.

Dual threat QBs are a beast to stop early in the season, especially experienced ones.

The Spartans won all 6 of their home games last year and in front of the home fans today, I just don't' see them getting blown out, especially with the run game they have.

As for Oregon State, a lot of hype surrounding this team and it starts with Clemson transfer DJ Uiagalelei.

Let's call it what it was: He was a bust at Clemson. He was god awful which landed him in the portal and Oregon State.

Bottom line: I would not trust this kid, in a new system, to help me cover this big a number.

Sorry folks, I just don't see that happening.

Some numbers for you: Under head coach Smith OSU is 1-5 ATS as an away favorite while SJST is 3-1 ATS last 4 games versus ranked teams.

The Spartans are 5-1 ATS last 6 games versus power 5 schools and 7-4 ATS as a home dog since 2018.

Oregon State may win this game but I don't see it being a blowout.

This doggy barks all day long on a nice sunny Sunday afternoon.
 

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