The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[nbalongdistance3]

It has to suck for Brandon that he can't even afford hookers or blow. Living on a friends couch and shagging balls of golfers isn't the kind of life I would want to be experiencing.

But he can Pick Underdogs another Fatty juicy Underdog tonight take Dat 75 Dimer up your Pie hole!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Wait, Lang cockriders think he's celebrating what again?
That he's down $16,000+ on the year and in the red in every sport there is?



How big a moron do you have to be to pretend you could ever make money long term following the biggest ? tout on the planet?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,670.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $16,702.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$18,697.5)

PAID PICKS: 112-121-2 / 48.0%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (3W-0L) +225 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

44-46, -11.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 9-8
80 DIME: 4-8
75 DIME: 9-7
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 7-5
40 DIME: 6-9

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

COLLEGE FOOTBALL (2023-'24)

1-1, -35 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,543.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $105,432.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$127,377.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,670.25 DIMES (01/01/23 to 08/31/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Now were cooking.
Made it 3 straight 75 dime winners last night and 4th straight winner overall as UConn (+14 1/2) goes wire to wire for the easy cover at home over NC State.
That was after my 75 dimer on the Rays Wednesay getting it done in extra innings 3-0 over the Marlins.
That was after Tuesday's 75 dimer on the Orioles Run Line getting it done 9-3 over the White Sox as the O's hammer the White Sox bullpen.
That was after my 50 dimer Monday on the Padres Run Line getting it done 4-1 as Blake Snell was dominant with 7 shutout innings allowing just 2 hits.
Folks, it's 4 huge days of college football. This is where you build the bankroll. This is where you make your money.
Yes, my last 20 baseball releases I've gone 15-5 and made a $10 bettor over $9,000.
It's time to do that exact thing in college football. Simple as that.
I did it last night with the 75 dime winner on UConn and I will do it again tonight with the Stanford/Hawaii winner.
Friday night will deliver a 4th straight 75 dime winner, a 5th straight winner and a 5th straight winning day.
I will stay red hot tonight.

 

[StackinGreen]

But he can Pick Underdogs another Fatty juicy Underdog tonight take Dat 75 Dimer up your Pie hole!

schlongdistance is on fire lol

 

[steve021]

Enjoy gentlemen


The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is Hawaii.



The Line: The current line is +3 in Vegas and offshore as of 7:00 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.



Note: If your line on Hawaii is anywhere from +2 1/2 points to +4 points, I advise on buying the half-point on Hawaii.


Your Analysis

Back by 4:00 pm EST with today's breakdown.

 

[StackinGreen]

Buy the half! LOL, what a clown show

 

[gregboy59]

But he can Pick Underdogs another Fatty juicy Underdog tonight take Dat 75 Dimer up your Pie hole!

As you know, it's a marathon. So why you beaten your chest like a gay chipmunk?

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang was on a radio show today in Memphis maybe his only local show of the week other than the Bleav shit show. On the Memphis show today he was gushing about his new girlfriend. Claims she's 52 and a knockout. Claims he out kicked his coverage. That he can't be jealous when the phone rings at 2:30 AM. Dude, when the phone rings at 2:30 AM and it's a guy he's looking for either a booty call or most likely she's a prostitute. This conversation went on way too long. He also claimed since he met her 32 days ago he's 23-9. No mention of course about his 6 straight losing months before that. He was forced to talk briefly about caddying when the host said one of his friends ran into him on the golf course caddying. He made sure the host didn't mention the course he was a caddy this summer. The segment was a total shit show!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang was on a radio show today in Memphis maybe his only local show of the week other than the Bleav shit show. On the Memphis show today he was gushing about his new girlfriend. Claims she's 52 and a knockout. Claims he out kicked his coverage. That he can't be jealous when the phone rings at 2:30 AM. Dude, when the phone rings at 2:30 AM and it's a guy he's looking for either a booty call or most likely she's a prostitute. This conversation went on way too long. He also claimed since he met her 32 days ago he's 23-9. No mention of course about his 6 straight losing months before that. He was forced to talk briefly about caddying when the host said one of his friends ran into him on the golf course caddying. He made sure the host didn't mention the course he was a caddy this summer. The segment was a total shit show!

I actually found a pic of Lang's new love...

 

[gregboy59]

I actually found a pic of Lang's new love...

And you know that's right

 

[proanalyser]

And you know that's right

I'd hit it!

 

[gregboy59]

I'd hit it!

I'm sure you would...

 

[finman13]

I actually found a pic of Lang's new love...

fucking gross if that is real. I'm nauseated

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang chasing lady boyz instead of making radio shows. No new links to shows he been on ?

 

[finman13]

But he can Pick Underdogs another Fatty juicy Underdog tonight take Dat 75 Dimer up your Pie hole!

Would a meteor please hit this mother fucker? Please end this idiots misery. Of course he will giggle at this and go jerk off over a porno mag.

 

[sniperpicks]

? 21

? 7

Almost halftime 4 min left

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang had a shot tonight to finally get one sport in the black, and of course failed miserably.
At least he was smart enough to advise clients to buy the 1/2 point up on Hawaii, lol. ?
Probably a 150 Dimer Saturday, because, you know, it's Saturday. He will love the play more than life itself. Probably love it more than his new 52 year old tranny gf.