The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[nbalongdistance3]

Dude are you fucking high? Brandon is a great handicapper and this might be his year?

His clients are still down $15,000 on the year and he is still in the red in MLB.
He has had a winning year never except for the shortened Covid year.
If anything this thread has proven over the years that Brandon is not a great handicapper but simply a used car salesman selling lemons.
He's had a good half month of August and that's about it.

I hope he at least pays you money to come in here and suck him off.
And why are you quoting a post of mine that has nothing to do with the bullshit you are spewing? Fucking clown!

 

[RidgeRider]

NBA long distance - Your a joke! Anyone that defends Brandon Lang should be sent to an institution. He's never had a full winning year. The guy barely graduated high school. How is he going to all the sudden be a great handicapper when he's caddying 6 months out of the year and doing Uber eats delivery 5-6 days a week at night when not caddying? Now go home and get your shine box!

 

[StackinGreen]

Lang is on a burner, but he is a loser. Of course he'll give it back and more in the next month ... or maybe even week.

I wish he made videos still, I could use the laugh.

 

[gregboy59]

No I think Brandon is going to have a great year I think Brandon is realizing something here to play on really great teams on the run line getting value play on teams that can score like the Braves Dodgers Rangers and the Orioles Brandon is really good in College Football and especially College Basketball is what he truly loves he’s a College Basketball “junkie” so I’m going to say this will be a Winning Year for Brandon he’s definitely on the right track what people fail to realize is when Brandon was at his best was when he didn’t have to release a play every single day until the internet exploded everyone wants action every single day even though every day there isn’t that one game you can isolate on when there’s just that Monday night Football game that’s why he plays 1st half and Over/Under plays I’m going to say 2023 and 2024 can be a lot different it’s not what Brandon hasn’t done in the last 10 years but what does he do over the next 137 days Brandon has shown he can go on long Winning Streaks and yes Long Losing streaks I see Brandon bouncing back I think Brandon will take a different approach let the ride ti ride with him or to fade………

Wtf ever, dream on jack off

 

[phelps123]

greg are you going to talk to me?

 

[StackinGreen]

Yes, now that a respected member knows the truth, we can all get back on track here.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Yes, now that a respected member knows the truth, we can all get back on track here.

I think you must be smoking the same shit that NBA guy is.
What have you proven, you got sent a play once?
You are a fucking moron, that is all you have proven.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,597.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $15,977.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$17,972.5)

PAID PICKS: 103-113-2 / 47.6%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 10-3, +700.25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

38-41, -41.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 7-6
80 DIME: 4-7
75 DIME: 7-6
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 5-4
40 DIME: 6-9

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

0-2, -172.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1

 

[StackinGreen]

I think you must be smoking the same shit that NBA guy is.
What have you proven, you got sent a play once?
You are a fucking moron, that is all you have proven.

I'm taking the high road. I've already proven it to many of the people you consider to be friends on this thread. Your inability to read, or desire to make me an enemy is beyond me. I've never been anything but a friend of the fade, and a successful handicapper. If you don't accept the olive branch, I will not be easy on you again.

Your choice.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,470.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $104,707.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$126,652.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,597.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 08/14/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Baseball winner #9 in a row is an absolute blowout as the Rangers (+110 RL) crush the Angels 12-0 behind a dominant effort by Max Scherzer.
Scherzer gave up an infield single in the top of the 1st and that was all the Angels would get as he 1-hit them over 7 innings striking out 11.
Folks, i told you a winning streak was coming. The ebbs and flow of B.Lang.
Nobody gets hot like I do and handing the world 9 straight baseball winners is the mere definition of hot.
In this winning streak I've needed a couple of 9th inning rallies as we saw with the 80 dime winner Sunday on the Orioles and 150 dime winner Saturday with the Cubs.
I've also had blwout winners like #6 in a row Friday with the 100 dime winner on the Astros (+120 RL) 11-3 over LA and 100 dime winner the Phillies (RL) 7-0 over the Nats.
With Baseball winner #9 in a row under my belt, no time to rest as I have found value yet again on the diamond as I roll out #10 in a row.
What a run this month:
AUGUST
10-3
$10 Bettor Has Made $6,900
Today is about banging home this 4th straight 100 dime winner, making it 10 straight baseball winners and getting the August bank roll closer to the 8,000 mark.
LFG!!!

 

[nbalongdistance3]

NBA long distance - Your a joke! Anyone that defends Brandon Lang should be sent to an institution. He's never had a full winning year. The guy barely graduated high school. How is he going to all the sudden be a great handicapper when he's caddying 6 months out of the year and doing Uber eats delivery 5-6 days a week at night when not caddying? Now go home and get your shine

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I'm taking the high road.

Yes, you are obviously high.

I've already proven it to many of the people you consider to be friends on this thread.

You've proven that you are a loser and and idiot, that is all.

Your inability to read, or desire to make me an enemy is beyond me. I've never been anything but a friend of the fade, and a successful handicapper.

A successful handicapper?
Did you type that with a straight face?
When it comes to handicapping you are a JAG. Quit lying to yourself and others.

If you don't accept the olive branch, I will not be easy on you again. Your choice.

Oh look, an ultimatum from the loser. I'm so scared, lol.

My choice is to once again tell you to GO FUCK YOURSELF!
I despise people such as you. Constantly trying to get people to notice them by lying about how wonderful they are.
You are a nobody and a shitty handicapper. The sooner you realize this the better off you will be.
Nobody in this thread cares about what you have to say. Nobody ever comes to your defense because everybody knows you are full of shit.
You are fooling exactly no one.
Now piss off and go get your shine box!

 

[nbalongdistance3]

Brandon doesn’t deliver Uber Eats sorry to inform you Brandon is a good handicapped but as we know it’s really hard to win every single day in this business.Baltimore Orioles are an Underdog again I’ve been in them since tge2nd half last season Orioles haxe been nothing but Great all season the Orioles are for real I’ve been wat hing this team for almost 50 years Baltimore is going to be a tough tough out in October…….

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

No I think Brandon is going to have a great year I think Brandon is realizing something here to play on really great teams on the run line getting value play on teams that can score like the Braves Dodgers Rangers and the Orioles

Nobody is going to pay a handicapper for plays when all they are telling them is to play the biggest favorite on the board on the run line. Nobody needs a handicapper for that kind of info.

Once he starts losing a few of these he should revert back to his old style but you never know.
Picking huge faves on the run line takes no talent and no talent is what Lang exudes.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Brandon doesn’t deliver Uber Eats sorry to inform you Brandon is a good handicapped but as we know it’s really hard to win every single day in this business.Baltimore Orioles are an Underdog again I’ve been in them since tge2nd half last season Orioles haxe been nothing but Great all season the Orioles are for real I’ve been wat hing this team for almost 50 years Baltimore is going to be a tough tough out in October…….

Did you type that out with your feet? LOL

"Brandon is a good handicapped"

 

[sniperpicks]

100 dimer hope he hangs and L here tonight

 

[Hotpizza]

Outside of the chest pounding going on here, what is Langs pick for tonight?

 

[sniperpicks]

? hates Shoeless Joe tonight