The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

ironic , no play posted pre game. clown loses huge , wish i faded harder , just a minimum bet ,

 

[phelps123]

Lang finally lost on the Cubs!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang wins on the Cubbies and that would have put him in the black for MLB this season.
But he chokes and stays in the red.

I thought he was gonna go with the Rangers again. Glad he chose Cubs.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

When Lang wins a big play, they get his results up faster than shit through a goose.
When he loses a big play, like tonight, you get a blank page for hours and maybe an update at 3 in the morning.
Funny how that works.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,697.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $16,977.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$18,972.5)

PAID PICKS: 103-114-2 / 47.4%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 10-4, +600.25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (0W-1L) -100 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

38-42, -141.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 7-7
80 DIME: 4-7
75 DIME: 7-6
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 5-4
40 DIME: 6-9

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

0-2, -172.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,570.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $105,707.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$127,652.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,697.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 08/15/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[finman13]

BRANDON ON FIRE ? ????? I was on Sherezer last start and I was thinking he was going to go out and deliver again tonight 12-0 run line if that’s not a great release I don’t know what is maybe this will be Brandon’s Year he is a talented handicapper it’s hard just isolating 1 game on the Board.Gotta givd Brandon his due he’s dialed in…..

Fuck Off

 

[finman13]

No I think Brandon is going to have a great year I think Brandon is realizing something here to play on really great teams on the run line getting value play on teams that can score like the Braves Dodgers Rangers and the Orioles Brandon is really good in College Football and especially College Basketball is what he truly loves he’s a College Basketball “junkie” so I’m going to say this will be a Winning Year for Brandon he’s definitely on the right track what people fail to realize is when Brandon was at his best was when he didn’t have to release a play every single day until the internet exploded everyone wants action every single day even though every day there isn’t that one game you can isolate on when there’s just that Monday night Football game that’s why he plays 1st half and Over/Under plays I’m going to say 2023 and 2024 can be a lot different it’s not what Brandon hasn’t done in the last 10 years but what does he do over the next 137 days Brandon has shown he can go on long Winning Streaks and yes Long Losing streaks I see Brandon bouncing back I think Brandon will take a different approach let the ride ti ride with him or to fade………

Why don't you call him up and set up a dick sucking session?

 

[finman13]

Brandon doesn’t deliver Uber Eats sorry to inform you Brandon is a good handicapped but as we know it’s really hard to win every single day in this business.Baltimore Orioles are an Underdog again I’ve been in them since tge2nd half last season Orioles haxe been nothing but Great all season the Orioles are for real I’ve been wat hing this team for almost 50 years Baltimore is going to be a tough tough out in October…….

Well you and Brandon need to hire an editor.

 

[sniperpicks]

Has anyone ever seen a pic of Langs Thailand X spouse pregnant ? I have not.

 

[finman13]

I think you must be smoking the same shit that NBA guy is.
What have you proven, you got sent a play once?
You are a fucking moron, that is all you have proven.

Why was a play from years ago posted?

 

[finman13]

Has anyone ever seen a pic of Langs Thailand X spouse pregnant ? I have not.

Nope and why would we want to see that horrific sight?

 

[finman13]

I'm taking the high road. I've already proven it to many of the people you consider to be friends on this thread. Your inability to read, or desire to make me an enemy is beyond me. I've never been anything but a friend of the fade, and a successful handicapper. If you don't accept the olive branch, I will not be easy on you again.

Your choice.

Green,

Just post your picks on a thread called stacking green. Let the picks do the talking. If you are successful, you will get your props. Forget challenges or whatever. Post your picks. Doesn't have to be one pick a day. It could be 10 or zero.

Let's stop the shenanigans in this thread. It's rediculous.

 

[StackinGreen]

Ok, moving on. Pimpy in the face of the truth showed he has no interest in it, so my point was proven.

Back to Lang and his idiot plays.

 

[gregboy59]

Why don't you call him up and set up a dick sucking session?

Hill fucking larious!

 

[RidgeRider]

Brandon has been seen multiple times delivering food for UberEats and a few people have also had the misfortune of having Lang as their caddy & had to listen to all of his bragging and made up stories. Lang is a train wreck in life and as a handicapper. Anyone trying to refute that needs to check into a mental institution or is related to Lang & is just a plant.

 

[nbalongdistance3]

Brandon has been seen multiple times delivering food for UberEats and a few people have also had the misfortune of having Lang as their caddy & had to listen to all of his bragging and made up stories. Lang is a train wreck in life and as a handicapper. Anyone trying to refute that needs to check into a mental institution or is related to Lang & is just a plant.

 

[nbalongdistance3]

Who saw Brandon saw Brandon deliver for Uber Eats I know people in my circle ⭕️ who know Brandon and they know him very very well they Brandon texts him every week so I know this is false Do you know how much Brandon made in “Two Gor the Money” movie? Perhaps you don’t know Brandon is doing well and Brandon is in the best shape of his life at the age of 60 you have absolutely noooo idea what you are talking about…… Brandon is also an exceptional golfer he can play I don’t see you out there on the golf course playing 18 holes as much as Brandon as far as last nights play I was on the Cubs it was another tight gave but I felt Brandon was on the right side of that game last night still 136 days left to the finish REMEMBER THIS 1 THING……It’s not a SRINT….. in this game it’s a MARATHON…..

 

[finman13]

Who saw Brandon saw Brandon deliver for Uber Eats I know people in my circle ⭕️ who know Brandon and they know him very very well they Brandon texts him every week so I know this is false Do you know how much Brandon made in “Two Gor the Money” movie? Perhaps you don’t know Brandon is doing well and Brandon is in the best shape of his life at the age of 60 you have absolutely noooo idea what you are talking about…… Brandon is also an exceptional golfer he can play I don’t see you out there on the golf course playing 18 holes as much as Brandon as far as last nights play I was on the Cubs it was another tight gave but I felt Brandon was on the right side of that game last night still 136 days left to the finish REMEMBER THIS 1 THING……It’s not a SRINT….. in this game it’s a MARATHON…..

You obviously failed remedial English. We also don't need a drawn circle when you say circle you shit stain.