The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Of course the Lang website has no update for him, keeping those losses hidden as long as possible.

They do have an update for the fake capper Roger Quinn, who just happened to have the Browns, lol.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,358.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $23,587.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$25,582.5)

PAID PICKS: 94-112-2 / 45.6%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 1-2, -60.75 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (1W-2L) -60.75 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

29-41, -908.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 4-2
100 DIME: 4-6
80 DIME: 3-7
75 DIME: 4-6
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 4-4
40 DIME: 6-9

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

0-1, -66 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,231.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $112,317.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$134,262.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 2,358.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 08/03/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[finman13]

Lang ram rodded again. Atta boy. Great start to football.

 

[phelps123]

If it were right (notice the proper grammar) you wouldn't be able to go to my picks section and see another total win yesterday for me on the Sox/Rangers. There, you could also see that I'm ahead (seen also below my posts). Notice that when I started and was in the red they made fun of me, yet now it's like I'm not a winning player (see the picking and choosing?). Then they have the nerve to talk about "past posting"? Uhhh, that's the point of making your picks public. I know what I'm doing, both with handicapping MLB and NFL. That's why I've made successful threads and picks on all of the above, including when I had Fade Lang threads that also showed tremendous wins. I'm only an enemy to those who don't like telling it how it is. Look at the green below and tell me I don't know what I'm doing ... oh wait, that's inconvenient for those, you know why? Proof is impossible to argue. Weird that I have to even point this out. But hey, I'll post more today and win again, while others guess or don't make picks on their own. Yay, so much fun.

I also bet the Browns last night, so again, why can't we all just win and be happy that we win more? That's what happens if you just interact with me like a normal person.

LOL no.

vs

Show a result after over 1000 picks then you talk.

 

[RidgeRider]

Of course the scamming never stops. Lang had the Jets ML as his pick last night. The ML at almost every Vegas & offshore sportsbook was -135. Tell me I'm not wrong? Lang and his gang of crooks graded it as -125. Over the course of a year grading games a win when it's a push, a push when it's a loss and fudging on the grading of baseball game lines gets him an easy 500-700 dimes. When will this fraud be stopped?
Most handicappers would hang it up and do something else after never having a winning year. Not Lang! He's working on his 7th straight losing month. I believe his 21st out of 25th losing month. His 17th straight losing year. A person with a decent soul would refund people who subscribed their money back or close down because they feel just awful! Not Brandon Lang! He just keeps lying and scamming every single day of his miserable life! I don't wish for bad things to happen to 99% of people. Lang is in that 1% I hope he's living a miserable existence.

 

[The_Sheriff]

Shut your mouth and know your role. Lang is a national fading treasure.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, Jet's head coach Robert Saleh finally lost a preseason game as his Jets can't hold on to the 16-14 lead in the 4th quarter and lose 21-16.
It seems some of these games come down to 1 stop late and the J-E-T-S couldn't get the one they needed.
So after stariting the week with a 50 dime winner on the Phillies Monday and 75 dime winner on the Red Sox Tuesday, I have dropped my last 2.
Very important weekend here folks and if you are going to have a great weekend you have to have a winning Friday.
I have been doing this for over 37 years, since 1987 and you can't stay in this business as long as I have if you don't have the ability to turn it around.
Well, I do and this thing will turn around and it will happen right before your very eyes. It does every single time.
Now let's go to 3-2 in the month of August with this 2nd straight 50 dime winner today.
LFG!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Now let's go to 3-2 in the month of August with this 2nd straight 50 dime winner today.

How is this dumb fuck going to go 3-2 in August with a win today when his record right now sits at 1-2 in August? Fucking clown!

Didn't realize dipshits play on the Jets last night was moneyline so I owe him more than the 66 dimes I charged him. Will add it in next update.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I would personally like to thank the Rx MODS who have been cleaning up the trash posts in this thread the past few days.
Keep trying to promote yourself and clog the thread with crap and shit that has nothing to do with Lang and get deleted.

 

[finman13]

Lol Pimpy. He probably wanted to say 3-2 this week since he starts his week on Monday. But, in typical Lang fashion, he doesn't pay attention to what he is typing or saying and fucks up yet again.
Lang never uses the same dime amount after a loss. Where will he turn tonight? Brewers look like a good candidate.

 

[StackinGreen]

Show a result after over 1000 picks then you talk.

Fine, though 500 should be just fine. Either way, you can't have it both ways. You can't dog me for when I was early in my posted picks here and red, then not giving me credit when I'm up. Your last 50 are weak, so it's better not to bring it up, as you're a big loser since you've been running your mouth.

 

[StackinGreen]

Shut your mouth and know your role. Lang is a national fading treasure.

The role is to make money.

I hope you do, because I don't need Lang to do that, but it helps.

Let's make some picks and have fun, people. Not get mad at other's who knows sports and know Lang is a funny shyster.

 

[finman13]

Stackin. Are you posting picks somewhere prior to game time?

 

[sniperpicks]

For fvk sake don’t ask stacks to stack more BS in here. Dude should play in his own sand box.

 

[duckwater]

Fine, though 500 should be just fine. Either way, you can't have it both ways. You can't dog me for when I was early in my posted picks here and red, then not giving me credit when I'm up. Your last 50 are weak, so it's better not to bring it up, as you're a big loser since you've been running your mouth.

You’re broke that’s why you play round robins. Trying to turn a penny to a 20. I’m sure your wins are minimal and losses are massive with that bullshit. You’re a ?. Always have been. You talk about winning threads…. Where? Certainly never at SBR. And the only reason you did a Lang fade thread was to beg for picks. You were over there like a cheerleader, dick riding whoever supplied the Lang pick. Fuckin ?

 

[delv77]

Chat is spicy lol

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lol Pimpy. He probably wanted to say 3-2 this week since he starts his week on Monday.

Lang's betting week starts on a Tuesday. Always has ever since I've been tracking him.
The past couple of years he hasn't been acknowledging weeks like he used to. He used to always talk about how winning weeks lead to winning months, blah blah blah. Now he just uses whatever he can to scam and make himself look better.

 

[finman13]

For fvk sake don’t ask stacks to stack more BS in here. Dude should play in his own sand box.

? he has no picks posted prior to game time right? I'm not studying any of this shit.