The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,292.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $22,927.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$24,922.5)

PAID PICKS: 94-111-2 / 45.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 1-1, +5.25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (1W-1L) +5.25 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

29-41, -908.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 4-2
100 DIME: 4-6
80 DIME: 3-7
75 DIME: 4-6
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 4-4
40 DIME: 6-9

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,165.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $111,657.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$133,602.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 2,292.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 08/02/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[StackinGreen]

Wow, I wonder if Langtard will eclipse 2016? With football coming up, it seems a fait accompli. First year over -3000 "dimes" - oh yes, it will be a December to Remember!

 

[StackinGreen]

I think nbalongdistance and stackinshits should get a room. They could take turns sucking each other off while tell each other about their past posted victories and how they never lose.

Fucking Clowns! ?

Read nba's posts (he said take the Cubs), then read mine, then look at my record. Wash, rinse, repeat. Get a clue.

I make picks. I like fading Lang. What's wrong with that? Many hate that other people actually make money in this game, and I'm unsure why. What if you don't like my picks? Don't play them. It's not like I post them often. It's an internet thread, where people have fun. Gambling is entertainment, and most people are losers, like Lang. Stop taking yourselves so seriously.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well first of all you only come in here to tell us you won, AFTER THE FACT.
Also, NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gave you a chance to start your own thread where I would keep track of your record so you could show us all how great you are and you pussied out.
You are just another blowhard who can't backup all the winning he claims to do.
All the vacations you claim to go on. The 4 houses you claimed you bought off fading Lang. The Bentley's as well. You are so full of fucking shit I can smell you from here! You claim to win so much from fading Lang yet you can't afford to purchase the plays? You have to beg in here? LMAO!
I don't know who it is you're trying to impress in here when you come in the next day to tell us all you won on your fake pick, but nobody here is impressed.

You are just another internet loser who has to pretend to be a winner and impress a bunch of strangers on a sports forum.
You are fucking sad and pathetic and I'm sure you are the same in the real world.

P.S. That record you are so proud of hasn't changed in a month because you know if you make more picks you will tank it and it's a very small sample size.

P.P.S. Go fuck yourself!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Read nba's posts (he said take the Cubs), then read mine

No, first he said...

I was all in on the Cubbies again last night 16-6 and if you are Smart like me...

He is past posting wins just like you do.
Who even knows if he was on the Cubs last night?
Who even cares if he was on the Cubs last night?
You're both a couple of faggots who need attention because I guess Mommy and Daddy didn't give you the hugs you needed growing up.
Dumb bitch!

 

[sniperpicks]

No play on site yet. Will he take MAX with Rangers early and lay -1.5 ?

or is he pouring over roster info for NFL HOF game ? ?

 

[sniperpicks]

Wow he 60 dimer on NFL meaningless game of bums , Can’t wait to see his angle and breakdown

“the 3rd string QB for ____________ will rise up and deliver this W for me tonight in the 4th Q”

Asshat extraordinaire

 

[RidgeRider]

Of course Lang will give out the Hall of Fame Football game because more people bet football & he might get 1 or 2 buys. He certainly doesn't want to tout his 29-41 2023 baseball record good for -908.75 dimes.

 

[artington]

No mention of the reds debacle last night. Lang is telling the world about the 30 dimer he hit in the HOF game 2 years ago

 

[StackinGreen]

No mention of the reds debacle last night. Lang is telling the world about the 30 dimer he hit in the HOF game 2 years ago

LOL!, good stuff arti

 

[StackinGreen]

No, first he said...



He is past posting wins just like you do.
Who even knows if he was on the Cubs last night?
Who even cares if he was on the Cubs last night?
You're both a couple of faggots who need attention because I guess Mommy and Daddy didn't give you the hugs you needed growing up.
Dumb bitch!

Look at my record, and please refrain from the language, salt and inability to pick games yourself. Why call people names? If you could pick games, you might not be mad at Lang, care about what he does, or post here. If you're having fun like everyone else, why do you care what we post? You don't own this site. So too bad. If I'm a loser or dumb, how am I up money and also loving life? I don't post a thread following a guy and stalk his every pick and every move. I find it funny that you do, and don't mind that you do it, but calling other people losers is hysterical when you make no picks yourself, and are obsessed with Langer. I love that he loses, and if you didn't run your mouth so much, and think you're so special, I wouldn't even be posting this. Last I checked the real losers in life are people that worry about what others are doing. You should learn something from a handicapper and enjoy winning now and again, not be a follower of Lang. And yes, even if you are fading him, you still aren't capping, so you depend on him for something. Quite strange, when you think about it.

 

[phelps123]

Convenient sidestepping the topic of sending picks to Pimpy again. This is because you know you are a loser.

 

[steve021]

So steve021 is Steve

 

[steve021]

So steve021 is Steve Stevens?

Nope just a fan of fading Lang I’m not a capper

 

[tmoneyballout]

I didn’t know what his play was yesterday so couldn’t fade. He is ridiculously expensive although well worth it clearly.

 

[delv77]

We are all making money guys. Why are you guys debating/arguing back n forth ???!!!! Can’t we all just be cool and continue to make money ????
I guess he doesn’t have any early mlb plays for today .

 

[phelps123]

We are all making money guys. Why are you guys debating/arguing back n forth ???!!!! Can’t we all just be cool and continue to make money ????
I guess he doesn’t have any early mlb plays for today .

His play tonight is the football play. No MLB from him today

 

[lanyard90]

His play tonight is the football play. No MLB from him today

has someone posted the play?