The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

No. He plays totals time to time.

LMFAO on Lang saying a winning Sunday. I guess when you are puking all over yourself nightly and having sex with transvestites, then you are allowed that faux pas.
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Yes , pube head. You have hot streaks and cold streaks but more cold and you always, except covid year, have a losing campaign.
Damn you suck son.

 

[sniperpicks]

Thin amount of games on table today. We gonna see 20 dimers this week ?

 

[finman13]

Dipshit will only look at starters on totals. He simply won't factor in relief pitchers or how hitters have faired against opposing pitchers

 

[sniperpicks]

He plays trends and streaks. An idiot pays 2 grand to follow this bum who makes picks on 5 min research if that. He probably doesn’t make picks or write his reviews.

 

[sniperpicks]

He wants under 8. Tied at 1 now in 5th

 

[finman13]

You did it Lang. Great job little buddy. Too bad your phenomenal money management only allowed a 40 dime win. Time to double down.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,574.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $15,745 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$17,740)

PAID PICKS: 82-91-2 / 47.3%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 12-14, -25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

17-21, -190.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 2-0
100 DIME: 3-3
80 DIME: 1-4
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 4-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,447.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $104,475 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$126,420)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,574.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 06/26/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

There is easy money and then there is easy money and last night's 40 dime winner on the White Sox/Angels Under 8 1/2 was EASY MONEY.
Dylan Cease and Reid Detmers were incredible as they both allowed just 1 earned run, Cease went 6 innings and Detmers went 7.
If you are going to stop a cold run you might as well have it be one of the easiest winners on the entire Monday board.
However, Monday is over with and that 40 dime winner won't mean a thing if I can't reraise preflop and cash in on this up the ante 80 dimer tonight.
Just going to keep grinding. Summer baseball. Ups and downs. Wins and losses.
That is the way it has always been with me. Hot streaks and Cold streaks and every cold run is followed by a hot one.
Need to close out June on a heater and today we look to make it 2 in a row.
LFG

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

That is the way it has always been with me. Hot streaks and Cold streaks and every cold run is followed by a hot one.

What Lang fails to mention is that his cold streaks last a very LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time and his hot streaks are short and over quickly.

 

[StackinGreen]

That was a good pick. I wonder how he truly gets these. He might subscribe to some other random website and then just throw the dart half the time. Or the fake cartoon cappers all talk about which games they'd like to hype for the day, and just say, "Throw some pick out there"

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang probably just goes over a few quick stats and trends and makes a pick. If he spends more than 5 minutes a day during baseball season picking out his plays I'd be shocked.

 

[finman13]

And of course he does double down. No reason he doesn't take the Astros tonight.

Lang likes to put "here is what I told the world" shit on his site win he wins..why not post it every day Pube head? Where is the transparency you piece of shit? Agreed, in that he spends maybe 5 minutes on basic shit like better ERA and just throws it out there and gets in his car to go caddy or deliver food.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Houston pitcher better era and record. Gotta be going with stros.

 

[steve021]

Confirmed he’s on the Astros tonight

 

[sniperpicks]

Fade crew wants to send this out to you ? LANG

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Double Down, Up the Ante, LOSER!!!

Monday is over with and that 40 dime winner won't mean a thing if I can't reraise preflop and cash in on this up the ante 80 dimer tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Just add another 92 Dimes to Lang's Monopoly Bankroll Deficit.

 

[phelps123]

LOL boasting about the 5.5 margin as if it means anything. The payout is the same whether you win by a big or small margin. Just another way to scam others into buying.