The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,549.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $15,495 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$17,490)

PAID PICKS: 81-90-2 / 47.3%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 11-13, +/-0 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (1W-4L) -272 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

16-20, -165.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 2-0
100 DIME: 3-3
80 DIME: 1-4
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,422.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $104,225 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$126,170)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,549.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 06/24/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Remember, just the other day, Lang was bragging about being up in June and being up in MLB?

 

[RidgeRider]

We'll probably get the same old shit from Lang in his write up this morning. The bullpen blew a 3-2 lead. Then he'll name his play today something like a , "Bankroll Builder" or "Money Move". That just means in laymens terms he's lost at least 5 of the last 7 games and can't come up with a decent promotion. There is no bankroll as anyone playing Lang's releases is buried 30 feet under. Why Lang can't ever release something like the Angels 25-1 win yesterday just shows that he's a total Turd Burglar.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well the Red Sox James Paxton is rolling along allowing 1 earned run in 4 innings before he had to depart with right knee soreness.
Good ole Josh Winckowski rolls in and gives up 3 solo homers in the next 2 innings, the last 2 after the Red Sox had taken a 3-2 lead in the top of the 6th.
Game. Set. Match.
You handicap a game based on your starter going 6 plus innings and he leaves with an injury, you are at the mercy of the bullpen.
And my 100 dimer goes down in flames.
So the seasaw game of 3 winning days, 3 losing days, back and forth, zig and zag, continues this week.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Typical Lang.
Losing his ass so what does he do?
Comes with a heavy favorite on the run line because he can't handicap for shit!
2 thousand bucks a year and this is the kinda shit you get?

 

[finman13]

Smells like a marlin runline play

 

[sniperpicks]

Jays and Rays at -1.5 probably too much ? for ?

 

[savage1]

Jays and Rays at -1.5 probably too much ? for ?

I was thinking the same thing until I saw he had designated it as an NL game.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

I think it’s Atl just looking at eras and records. Miami was a thought too but it’s too plus money on the rl.

 

[StackinGreen]

Yup, he's going to try to fade Lance Lynn, even though he had a great outing last time. He thinks -115 is a steal for Boston, I bet.

Nailed it. Turd-o claimed he got -110 too, lol

3 digit loser either way, Link-a-dink

 

[sniperpicks]

He has less faith in todays play than 4 of his 5 losses this week

 

[finman13]

Well play still up..maybe he goes with Giants.
I hope for pimpys sake it isn't Padres

 

[phelps123]

Well play still up..maybe he goes with Giants.
I hope for pimpys sake it isn't Padres

Yes the play is not out yet

 

[RidgeRider]

It's probably San Diego.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Third choice was SD so that has to be it. All they have to do is win by 1…

 

[RidgeRider]

The would have to win by 2 runs or more.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

The would have to win by 2 runs or more.

I’m talking about pimpys Padres. He takes them RL and they just have to win by 1 for us to cash and pimpys padres winning.

 

[sniperpicks]

He has. RL at -1.5 today.??? Where is that stated ?