The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Gorgeous video. "And the beat goes on". Absolutely delicious.

Tremendous money management pube head.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,666.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $16,665 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$18,660)

PAID PICKS: 82-92-2 / 47.1%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 12-15, -117 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (0W-1L) -92 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

17-22, -282.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 2-0
100 DIME: 3-3
80 DIME: 1-5
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 4-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,539.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $105,395 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$127,340)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,666.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 06/27/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's bounce back on this Wednesday card.
Well as rock solid as Monday's Under was in the White Sox/Angels was as disappointing as Framer Valdez and the Astros offense wasl.
Valdez wasn't sharp and the Astros bats made the Cards lefty look like Sandy Koufax and the end result was an 80 dime loss 4-2.
If I have said it once, I've said it a million times: On paper you handicap pitchers to do things based on what they have been doing and boom.....they implode.
Such was the case with Valdez, who for only the 2nd time this year in 16 starts gave up more than 4 runs in a game. Go figure.
Back to the drawing board today with this 2nd straight 40 dimer.
I have 3 days left in this month and I need to close it strongly. End of story.
Summer baseball. It's all we have for the next 7 weeks. Is there money to be made? Absolutely. I did it last year in July.
First things first. A winning Wednesday.
LFG.

 

[phelps123]

Did he really win July last year?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well dipshits loss last night had the Astros at -115 which would be 92 dimes lost on his 80 dimer, which is how I added it into the records. But I see now they changed it and charged him 96 dimes lost which means it is now being graded at -120.

I will gladly charge him the extra 4 dimes next update.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Did he really win July last year?

Lang lost 163.5 Dimes for the month of July, 2022, so I don't know WTF he's talking about.
More scammer bullshit.

 

[StackinGreen]

Let's rock and roll tonight! I'm getting out my Muttley plush toy in honor of finman and Dan Bongino. He's gonna laugh when Dick Dastardly (Link Langtard) gets blown up again!

 

[savage1]

Perhaps the incompetent and lying Ahole should have looked at the standings and how Houston has been playing of

late first before giving them out as a favorite on the road!!

So far this year's Astro's team is a far cry from last years's team!!

 

[steve021]

He’s on the guardians tonight

 

[finman13]

Well guardians at -132 ml or +110 runline.
He just doesn't like the Royals.

 

[StackinGreen]

Well guardians at -132 ml or +110 runline.
He just doesn't like the Royals.

What you say Dick D? You think he goes with the ML or runline ... hmm, needs a win, 40 dimer

 

[finman13]

Probably moneyline

 

[sniperpicks]

monday = win 40

tuesday = lose 96

wednesday = win 40

3 day run is -16

will be -77 and 2 days left

Lang tomorrow ................................... I am 2-1 and gonna be 3-1 and roll into weekend red hot with a wining JUNE ! LFG!!!!!

 

[finman13]

No doubt sniper...too bad for Lang he didn't take runline. Has the nuts of a squirrel.

 

[phelps123]

Royals still can score 15 runs

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,630.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $16,305 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$18,300)

PAID PICKS: 83-92-2 / 47.4%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 13-15, -81 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (1W-1L) -56 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

18-22, -246.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 2-0
100 DIME: 3-3
80 DIME: 1-5
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 5-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,503.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $105,035 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$126,980)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,630.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 06/28/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)