The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

16-18, +21.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 2-0
100 DIME: 3-2
80 DIME: 1-4
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 4-6
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,235.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $102,355 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$124,300)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,362.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 06/22/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's set the table for another Friday, Saturday, Sunday 3-0 sweep.

After the nice 50 dime dog winner on the Yankees over Seattle on Wednesday, I went to the Yankees' well one time too many with a pitcher whose obviously lost.
I backed Domingo German at home thinking he would bounce back in front of the home folks but that is what I get for thinking.
I'm talking 10 runs (8 earned) in less than 4 innings of a 10-2 loss. OUCH!!!
Think I am going to leave the Yankees alone for a while.
Off to Baltimore for game one of this weekend series between the Mariners and O's.
This is an important day. Have to win on Friday and take that momentum into the weekend.
And considering I've won the last 4 Friday's, I am confident tonight will be #5 in a row.
And considering the last 2 Saturday's I have hit back to back 150 dime winners, I think it's safe to assume I have another one in my sights tomorrow.
However first things first, bang home a 5th straight winning Friday night. Nothing more and nothing less.
LFG!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

You know you're a bad handicapper when your selling points involve the days of the week.
Not your actual records but the days of the fucking week.
Like, I've been really good on Fridays the past 4 weeks so without a doubt I will win today because it's Friday.

What a bunch of horse shit. Anybody falls for that deserves to lose their money to scammer Lang.

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang would have to win 14 straight 100 dime plays in a row just to get his clients to even for 2023. If the guy was smart he'd drop being a handicapper, caddy and Uber Eats driver and just be clown greeter at Disney World.

 

[StackinGreen]

Lang would have to win 14 straight 100 dime plays in a row just to get his clients to even for 2023. If the guy was smart he'd drop being a handicapper, caddy and Uber Eats driver and just be clown greeter at Disney World.

I'm looking forward to football season.

 

[RidgeRider]

We're all looking forward to football season & the Lang fade.

 

[gander1]

We're all looking forward to football season & the Lang fade.

Providing somehow that we get his picks before game time. Otherwise we're fading him "on paper only" similar to Lang using monopoly money to make his dime bets.

 

[sniperpicks]

0-3 weekend should put him in ? ? for June

187 bank right now

?⚾️

 

[nbalongdistance3]

0-3 weekend should put him in ? ? for June

187 bank right now

?⚾️

Brandon Seattle @ Baltimore Orioles is guaranteed 110% a lock ? because I’m here @ Camden Yards a terrential downpour all afternoon this is 110% going to be PPD.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

I hope so. I have a hard time fading Baltimore right now and that has to be who dipshit is on just by looking at era and wins.

 

[finman13]

I don't understand why the Orioles are a short favorite, but probably right. He will take them, which my oriole friends will lament

 

[finman13]

You know you're a bad handicapper when your selling points involve the days of the week.
Not your actual records but the days of the fucking week.
Like, I've been really good on Fridays the past 4 weeks so without a doubt I will win today because it's Friday.

What a bunch of horse shit. Anybody falls for that deserves to lose their money to scammer Lang.

Sounds like a timeshare salesperson.

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang is on Baltimore. He didn't have time to look at the weather as he had to be at the golf course at 7:30 AM to go shag golf balls for 5 hours.

 

[sniperpicks]

5-0 seattle

Dooosh begging for rain at this point

 

[phelps123]

Rain won't save him

 

[sniperpicks]

will he roll a 100 play tomorrow? seems like he has to so he can maybe just maybe WIN and have play to crow about for a few days

 

[sniperpicks]

13 - 1 another turd from LANG

 

[savage1]

So much for 4-0 on Fridays!! lol

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

will he roll a 100 play tomorrow? seems like he has to so he can maybe just maybe WIN and have play to crow about for a few days

He stated in his website blog, if you wanna call it that, he will come with a 150 Dimer on Saturday.
Not because he has an actual play that good, just that his last two 150 dime coin tosses on Saturday happened to hit so of course he has to come with another.

The WORLD demands it!