The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

Lang thinking he on Pikes Peak tonight, Claiming huge W will occur

 

[sniperpicks]

? called for easy win by like 15 or more

never close to that

faders roll again

 

[proanalyser]

10 fkin Missed freethrows 56.5% and 5-28 from 3 17.9% DO YOUR FKIN JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[phelps123]

I cashed my Denver futures bet!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang loses in the NBA Playoffs just like he lost in the regular season, just like the loser he is!

He also lost 20 Dimes for the week.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,351.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $13,515 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$15,510)

PAID PICKS: 77-82-2 / 48.4%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 7-5, +198 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

21-22, -500 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-3
150 DIME: 5-5
100 DIME: 7-6
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

12-12, +32.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 2-2
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 4-4
40 DIME: 3-3

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,224.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $102,245 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$124,190)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,351.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 06/12/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang loses a cool $5,000 for the NBA Playoffs to go with the $4,420 he lost in the NBA Regular Season bringing his total losses for the NBA Season 2022-23 to a grand total of...

NEGATIVE $9,420 MONOPOLY DOLLARS!!!

Congratulations on churning out another shit season for another sport you know jack shit how to handicap.

 

[nbalongdistance3]

Lang loses a cool $5,000 for the NBA Playoffs to go with the $4,420 he lost in the NBA Regular Season bringing his total losses for the NBA Season 2022-23 to a grand total of...

NEGATIVE $9,420 MONOPOLY DOLLARS!!!

Congratulations on churning out another shit season for another sport you know jack shit how to handicap.

 

[nbalongdistance3]

What you all fail to realize Banger Langer bet the nuggets on the series price before the series in the series to end in 5 games so personally he bets other than on his website so he actually won big

 

[phelps123]

Pimp, creating just to troll

 

[savage1]

What you all fail to realize Banger Langer bet the nuggets on the series price before the series in the series to end in 5 games so personally he bets other than on his website so he actually won big

If Lang does bet other than on his website, the Lock of the Century is that his overall massive and documented deficit compiled

by Pimp over the years is a HUGE AND MASSIVE understatement of what he is really down, which is already off the charts for

incompetence and failure!!

If someone is stupid/naive to believe that his picks that have not been not posted over the years have done

any better than the ones that have been posted, then all I can say is that offshores would be lining up with big

competing signup bonuses to get that person's action!!

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang has been followed on the few occasions that he enters a sportsbook over the last 15 years. Most times he just talks / brags to people & doesn't place a bet. When he has bet he's placed no more than a $20.00 bet on a game. Lang's claim to betting a Jets future to win the Super Bowl for $5,000.00 are about as real as the tooth fairy.

 

[steve021]

He’s on the marlins today

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang has already had I believe 2 Dog Games of the Month in June. They just make up names for the days offerings like it really means anything. This I believe is his 3rd Dog of the Month. I wonder which Dog Game of the Month his 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th is the best one to Fade? Lol

 

[finman13]

What you all fail to realize Banger Langer bet the nuggets on the series price before the series in the series to end in 5 games so personally he bets other than on his website so he actually won big

How do you know this?

 

[savage1]

How do you know this?

Let's see some documentation of this as well as ALL of the other alleged predictions he made but didn't post!!

 

[RidgeRider]

NBA LongDistance3 is just making stuff up. It could be Lang himself because we know he reads this forum and thread or it could be one of his few friends or relatives.

 

[nbalongdistance3]

If Lang does bet other than on his website, the Lock of the Century is that his overall massive and documented deficit compiled

by Pimp over the years is a HUGE AND MASSIVE understatement of what he is really down, which is already off the charts for

incompetence and failure!!

If someone is stupid/naive to believe that his picks that have not been not posted over the years have done

any better than the ones that have been posted, then all I can say is that offshores would be lining up with big

competing signup bonuses to get that person's

How do you know this?

I kno this cause I have peops I kno really well who are in his circle ⭕️ I can’t name any names BUT…… this is comin from a good “source” I can promise you that