The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[steve021]

Great stuff Pimpy! Doubt we hear from Long Distance again. It's probably either Lang or one of his 2 friends because we know he reads this forum and thread all the time. How many of these people pop into this thread and try to act like Lang is winning and are never to be heard from again? Way too many to count!
Lang turns to a game today that is by far the marque matchup of the day, the Yankees vs the Mets. If he's going to get any sales it sure won't happen with a game like Kansas City vs Cincinnati. No one gives a rats ass about a game like that except for the professional bettors who might have an edge.
Lang is off to the golf course by 7 AM to go shag golf balls. The life of a scammer / loser!

On the Yankees today ?

 

[StackinGreen]

Yes, where did Lang's videos go?

And what's this about a bet on the Jets? He's on the over for total wins, supposedly, this year? Or Long Distance is just bloviating, like Lang?

 

[RidgeRider]

1st off of course Lang is on the Yankees today. Probably 95% of the time or greater he picks the pitcher with the lower ERA. Lazy as fuck handicapping. He has to decide on the picks each day the night before because he leaves real early to go shag golf balls and tell lies to the golfers he is caddying for.
2nd, Lang said he bet the Jets not the Over / Under on wins or even to win the division but to win the Super Bowl. No one driving for Uber Eats & caddying is dropping 5K on a 12/1 Super Bowl Wager.
3rd off he said he bet it at 12/1. I see the odds anywhere from 16/1 to 20/1 elsewhere over the last 3 months. The 12/1 odds were there for about 5 days leading up to the announcement and right after that Aaron Rogers was joining the Jets. Professional bettors shop lines and you'd have to be a dumb dumb to bet it at 12/1. Unless the Jets have the best record in the AFC they will be 12/1 to 15/1 at the start of the playoffs. You'd have to be totally brain dead not to wait until the playoffs start.
If you're reading this Lang post a pic of you holding the 5K Jets bet with the date anywhere before the podcast where you made the claim & I'll donate 5K to a charity of your choice. There is no fucking way you made that bet. In fact I don't believe you have 5K in your bank account. We aren't that god damn stupid!

 

[finman13]

Surprisingly the Yankees are only-101. Better pitcher, better team and against a team that is reeling in the mets.

 

[nbalongdistance3]

Yes, where did Lang's videos go?

And what's this about a bet on the Jets? He's on the over for total wins, supposedly, this year? Or Long Distance is just bloviating, like

 

[sniperpicks]

bet size dimerz shrinking almost as fast as his lousy bankroll

 

[sniperpicks]

? 5 step plan

1 claim to be great

2 lose big Monday nba title game

3 lose medium Tuesday mlb

4 lose small Wednesday by taking yanks

5 wake up Thursday and claim you are hot ! Based on last weeks wins and early April ncaabb win

 

[finman13]

Nice to wake up and see the mets got it done in extras. LOL

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,455.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $14,555 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$16,550)

PAID PICKS: 77-84-2 / 47.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 7-7, +94 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (0W-2L) -104 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

12-14, -71.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 2-2
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 4-5
40 DIME: 3-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,328.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $103,285 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$125,230)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,455.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 06/14/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The Mets have one of the worst bullpens in baseball but it's the Yankees bullpen that implodes last night.
Felt good about my 40 dimer on the Yankees last night, up 3-1 in the bottom of the 7th.
That was before relievers Jimmy Cordero and Ron Marinaccio self-destructed.
Cordero loads the bases and Marinaccio hits a batter and gives up the single and boom.....tie game and lose in extras.
Oh well, back to the drawing board tonight.
Let's get back in the winner's circle tonight.
LFG!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Looking at the three IL games, Astros Run Line would be my guess, because I looked at the schedule for 3 seconds like Lang did, lol.

 

[nbalongdistance3]

J-ET-S J-E-T-S J-E-T-S are better in 2023 BUT there strength of schedule look who they have to play: Buffalo (twice) NE (twice) Belichick still Best coach in the NFL and it’s not close Mia (2) yes that’s in AFC EAST then outside the division Jets have to play Bills out of the gate to start then

Yes, where did Lang's videos go?

And what's this about a bet on the Jets? He's on the over for total wins, supposedly, this year? Or Long Distance is just bloviating, like Lang?

NY Jets Brandon says it’s just like TB when Tom won the 1st year Jets have a tough schedule BUT they get Philadelphia and KC both @ home and they end the season with ATL,Hou,NE,and Cle cupcakes ? down the stretch every tough game Jets are @ home Goodell givin Jets east schedule Roger usually gives close friend Robert Kraft breaks in the schedule BUT not this season Belichick is still the GREATEST HEAD COACH ATS as a underdog in the NFL….. some say Bill could be on tye “hot seat” if they don’t make a run in the playoffs “Yeah right” Kraft ain’t firing Belichick…….

 

[finman13]

I'd agree with you pimpy. Should be astros

 

[sniperpicks]

? = Throwsto W by 2 or more

Top 2nd

0-0

 

[StackinGreen]

Long Distance ain't Link because Linko hates Belichick

Linko playin' Plinko with people's fake moneyyyy

 

[sniperpicks]

Imagine being LANG and how much life suck

Now imagine being some asshat whose life is so shit he pretends to be Lang

oooooF

 

[sniperpicks]

Not even close

ASS tros never had a lead at all

 

[finman13]

You nailed it Lang. Blowout of the month...oops, wrong team.
Fist fucked again and down over 15k. If you try real hard Link...maybe spend 3 minutes a day on analyzing games, you could get to 30k lost for the year.
Get out the lube as it's another rough Night for you. You have an early day tomorrow and you will be walking funny. Invest in some salve for your soreness.