The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

he hoping Tex Rangers hit tampa like they hit Bonnie and Clyde , game bot 5 now

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang now 3-2 for the week and down 10 dimes.
But in true scammer fashion all he will talk about is the last 3 days and pretend he's the greatest.

He is the greatest... Clown Capper that is. ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,341.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $13,415 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$15,410)

PAID PICKS: 76-81-2 / 48.4%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 6-4, +208 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (3W-2L) -10 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

21-21, -390 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-3
150 DIME: 5-5
100 DIME: 7-5
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

11-12, -67.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 1-2
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 4-4
40 DIME: 3-3

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,214.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $102,145 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$124,090)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,341.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 06/10/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well my 150 dimer on Saturday gets it done on the Rangers as they jump on the Rays 6-0 and never looked back in the 8-4 win.
If you missed the Rangers on Saturday, no worries whatsoever, as I am coming right back with another big-time release today.
I"m talking 100 dime winner #2 in a row off the 100 dime winner on the Nuggets Friday night in game 4.
Don't look now but I am also looking for a 4th straight winner overall today as well.
It started Thursday with the 80 dime winner on the Guardians 10-3 over the Red Sox followed by the 100 dime winner on the Nuggets in game 4 over the Heat.
Of course you know about the 150 dime winner yesterday on the Rangers!!!!!
It's absolutely imperative I make it 2 in a row with game 5 of the NBA finals tipping Monday night.
Have to have 4 straight winning days heading into that game. It's an absolute must.
So here we go.
100 dime winner #2 in a row and winning day #4 in a row.
LFG!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Don't look now but I am also looking for a 4th straight winner overall today as well.

Don't look now but I'm still down 10 Dimes this week and $13,000+ for the year.
? ? ? ? ?

 

[RidgeRider]

I'm pretty sure Lang takes the Mariners today because he had a hard on all last year for their pitcher Gilbert and he has the lower ERA of the 2 pitchers. That fits Lang's top two criteria when choosing a team. Lang's not much of a deep thinker.

 

[sniperpicks]

He hoping for divine intervention out west

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I'm pretty sure Lang takes the Mariners today because he had a hard on all last year for their pitcher Gilbert and he has the lower ERA of the 2 pitchers. That fits Lang's top two criteria when choosing a team. Lang's not much of a deep thinker.

I don't remember Lang having a thing for Gilbert.
I remember him having a thing for Chris Flexen back in 2021, the year he went 14-6.

 

[finman13]

Yep. He loved chris flexen. The name intrigued him.

 

[finman13]

Well Lang will be crowing about himself and then take the Nuggets

 

[finman13]

He's going big every day until finals are done. He may calm down and go back to 40 dimers...Will see.

 

[StackinGreen]

Close out time?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,241.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $12,415 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$14,410)

PAID PICKS: 77-81-2 / 48.7%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 7-4, +308 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-2L) +90 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

21-21, -390 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-3
150 DIME: 5-5
100 DIME: 7-5
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

12-12, +32.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 2-2
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 4-4
40 DIME: 3-3

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,114.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $101,145 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$123,090)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,241.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 06/11/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well made it 4 straight winning days as my 2nd straight 100 dime winner delivers as the Angels roll easily over the Mariners 9-4.
That was after my 150 dimer on Saturday got it done on the Rangers, as they jump on the Rays 6-0 and never looked back in the 8-4 win.
If you missed the Rangers on Saturday and the Angels on Sunday, no worries whatsoever, as I am coming right back with another big-time release today.
I"m talking about 100 dime winner #3 in a row.
Don't look now but I am also looking for a 5th straight winner overall tonight as well.
It started Thursday with the 80 dime winner on the Guardians 10-3 over the Red Sox followed by the 100 dime winner on the Nuggets in game 4 over the Heat.
Of course, you know about the 150 dime winner Saturday on the Rangers!!!!!
Of course, you know about the 100 dime winner Sunday on the Angels.
It's absolutely imperative I make it 2 in a row in the NBA finals with the game 5 winner tonight.
Tonight is about the following:.
NBA Finals Winner #2 In A Row
100 Dime Winner #3 In A Row
Winning Day #5 In A Row
LFG!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang goes 0-4 and loses 490 Dimes.
Then he goes 4-0 and wins 410 Dimes.

Proceeds to act like the 0-4 never happened and his shit don't stink, lol.

 

[proanalyser]

He's going big every day until finals are done. He may calm down and go back to 40 dimers...Will see.

You can't get even before football with 40 dimers. Will be firing 60-150 dimers like theirs no tomorrow.