The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

I think if he wins tonight were gonna start seeing the old cherry picked numbers of Last so and so days a $10 bettor has won blah blah blah, start back up. Totally ignoring the fact that NOBODY started following this clown right at May 1st seeing as he was already down $10,000 the first 4 months of the year. Just more scammer marketing practices of ignoring the losses and promoting the wins.

Just like Lang loves reminds us, that he always goes on runs and gets hot, he ALWAYS gives it all back with interest after the run ends.

 

[phelps123]

Lang is on a hot streak now. He cashed on Celtics -2.5 tonight.

 

[proanalyser]

Been awfully quiet lately, as the faders have been ram rodded up the chute. The pain continues tonight, as I build the bankroll.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Been awfully quiet lately, as the faders have been ram rodded up the chute. The pain continues tonight, as I build the bankroll.

How big of a major psycho do you have to be to pretend that you are scammer Brandon Lang on a public forum?
Didn't Mommy and Daddy give you enough love growing up or did Daddy give you too much love, if you know what I mean, lol.
Seek help.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 828.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $8,285 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,280)

PAID PICKS: 63-65-2 / 49.2%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 9-2, +557.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (3W-0L) +280 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

13-12, +45 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 3-2
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-5, +10.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,701.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $97,015 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$118,960)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 828.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/11/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[StackinGreen]

That would be awesome if pro anal is actually Lang, but the odds are he's another iteration of that jtool-er guy from the old site.

By the way, of course Pimpy is going to be right that he gives most, or all of it, back soon.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Made it 6 straight playoff winners last night and 8 of my last 9 as the Celtics went into Philly and won the game exactly like I said they would 94-85.
I told you the Celtics would get game 7 back at home and they did just that.
Now as hot as I have been the last 6 days, nothing compares to this game 6 between the Knicks and Heat.
You know I must love this game to rate it a 150 dime release.
I just handed you a 150 dime winner on these Heat at home in game 3 destroying the Knicks.
Now I go out West for Warriors/Lakers. Do I comeback with the Warriors like I did in game 5 or do I jump to LA?
Well, considering I have hit 6 in a row, considering I have hit 8 of my last 9, I think you know what you need to do before betting this game tonight.
Let last night's 100 dime winner on the Boston Celtics speak to you.
Let Wednesday's 100 dime winner on Golden State speak to you.
Let Tuesday's 80 Dime winner on Denver speak to you.
Let Monday's 80 Dime winner on the Heat speak to you.
Let Sunday's 80 Dime winner on the Sixers speak to you.
Let last Saturday's 150 dime winner on the Heat speak to you.
Today is about the following:
Playoff Winner #7 In A Row
Playoff Winner #9 Of 10
Going To 10-2 In May
LFG.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The thing about ProANAL is that he's not even a good troll, he's lazy.
He just copies and pastes things Lang says on his website, and then talks incessantly about things going in peoples asses.
He puts zero effort into his trolliness and it's very obvious he's still in the closet.
He's a goddamn embarrassment is what he is. An embarrassment to himself and to the actual trolls that came before him.
At least they put some effort into their work trying to convince us Lang was a great handicapper, lol.

 

[finman13]

So who do we think Lang picks tonight?

Not an easy call but if I had to pick, it would be warriors.

 

[sniperpicks]

??

Winner. F dreymont green. So long bee otch

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 678.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $6,785 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$8,780)

PAID PICKS: 64-65-2 / 49.6%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 10-2, +707.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (4W-0L) +430 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

14-12, +195 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-2
100 DIME: 3-2
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-5, +10.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,551.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $95,515 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$117,460)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 678.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/12/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well not much to say that my 7th straight NBA Playoff winner doesn't say for me and a 2nd straight 150 dime winner with the Lakers (-3) destroying the Warriors 122-101.
That was off the heels of last Saturday's 150 dime winner on the Heat blasting the Knicks in Miami by 19.
In between 80 dime winner Sunday on Sixers, 80 dime winner Monday on Heat and 80 dime winner Tuesday on Nuggets.
And of course you know about the back to back 100 dimers on Golden State Wednesday and the Celtics Thursday night.
I told you the world I needed the biggest May of my career and courtesy of this 7-0 playoff run, I am well on my way to doing just that.
Here is where we stand this month:
MAY - 2023
10-2
$10 Bettor Has Made $7,075
Today I have found a baseball winner I love and it just so happens to be 100 dime winner #3 in a row off back to back 100 dime winners in the NBA Wednesday and Thursday.
Folks, I just have to keep winning. Keep piling up winners one day at a time and keep building the bankroll.
I told you I felt a heater coming on and 7 straight NBA playoff winners and 10-2 this month should show you I am on a heater.
Today is about the following:
100 Dime Winner #3 In A Row
Winning Day #8 In A Row
Going To 11-2 In The Month Of May
LFG.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I knew this steroid ridden dough boy would start up with that $10 bettor has won bullshit if he won again last night and sure as shit, he did.
He's so fucking predictable with his scam. So nothing before May 1st ever happened? Sure thing Link. I guess all his customers only started following him on May 1st as well, lol.

Dude is such a clown. I guess when you are a long term loser, scammer, whose manly looking wife leaves you for a younger model, deception comes easy. Karma is a bitch Lang, you reap what you sow.

 

[finman13]

Damn, he did have Lakers. He usually has what he calls a heater once a year. He will still have a losing year.

 

[sniperpicks]

Thought he would be sniffing ? ? ass so hard he could taste the beans ? before they were swallowed

 

[sniperpicks]

????????⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️

looks like he gonna win