The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[phelps123]

The pest doesn't know how to go away.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 658.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $6,585 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$8,580)

PAID PICKS: 65-66-2 / 49.6%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 11-3, +727.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-1L) +450 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

15-12, +345 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 4-2
100 DIME: 3-2
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-6, -119.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,531.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $95,315 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$117,260)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 658.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/14/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well not much to say that my 8th straight NBA Playoff winner doesn't say for me and a 3rd straight 150 dime winner with the Celtics destroying the Sixers 112-88.
Scroll up and read my analysis on the game. As spot on as any you will read from a handicapper anywhere on the planet earth.
I said the Sixers would lay down having blown their chance at home in game 6 to wrap up the series and lay down they did.
The team meal fight on Saturday between James Harden, Tyrese Maxey and Joel Embiid didn't help their cause either.
Folks, I am in the middle of a historic run in the NBA playoffs.
Heading into this month of May I told the world I needed to step up. To have a month. No way around it, I had to win and I had to win big.
Well, I have done EXACTLY that:
MAY - 2023
11-3
$10 Bettor Has Made $7,275
The world will be waiting for playoff winner #9 in a row tomorrow night with game one of the Lakers/Denver series.
In the meantime, I have found a baseball winner I love on this Monday card to keep this winning streak going.
Today is about the following:
80 Dime Winner #4 In A Row
Winning Day #9 Out Of 10
Going To 12-3 In The Month Of May
LFG.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I like how every play from Lang now is either an 80, 100 or 150 Dimer as he chases and tries to win back all he lost in the last 3 months, lol.
Definite clown capper.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Funny how Lang has the exact number a $10 Bettor is up in May but when it comes to how much that same $10 Bettor is down for the year?
Well he can't find that number. Customer service? Sorry, we only have the numbers for May.

 

[sniperpicks]

He also NEVER deducts the cost of buying his ? ? ?

 

[sniperpicks]

Only thing BREW ing for ? right now is a shit samitch

? up 4-0 on ?

 

[StackinGreen]

Yeeehaw

 

[phelps123]

Brewers LOST 1-18! Thanks for the $178894.44 Lang!

 

[finman13]

I like how every play from Lang now is either an 80, 100 or 150 Dimer as he chases and tries to win back all he lost in the last 3 months, lol.
Definite

Should be sucking lebrons dick tomorrow

 

[finman13]

Yep sure enough. It was all about the starting pitcher. We all know most pitchers pitch a full 9 innings right Lang? Nothing else matters. Not the situation. Not the hitters. Not the bullpen. And Nothing else matters . James Hetfield "never cared for the hitters, never cared for the bullpen, never cared for managers , never cared for home field and nothing else matters"

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well what a shocker, Lang loses and his website is crickets. If his play would have won it would have been posted like 3 seconds after the game ended.

Can't wait to see how much he charges himself for the Brewers loss. He'll probably claim he got them at +130, lol.

 

[phelps123]

Tuesday charged it at -120

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Tuesday charged it at -120

And -120 would be correct but our boy Lang only charged himself -115.
When you suck as much as Lang sometimes you gotta save some dimes by cheating.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 750.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $7,505 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$9,500)

PAID PICKS: 65-67-2 / 49.2%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 11-4, +635.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-1L) +358 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

15-12, +345 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 4-2
100 DIME: 3-2
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-7, -211.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,623.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $96,235 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$118,180)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 750.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/15/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Made it 8 straight playoff winners Sunday and 10 of my last 11 as my 150 dime winner on the Celtics in game 7 was an absolute destruction of historic proportions.
Everything I said about the Sixers laying down, how they would no show, just like the Milwaukee Bucks last year came true right before your eyes.
It was just Friday night I handed you #7 in a row and 9 of my last 10 with my 150 dime winner on the Lakers in another blowout of Golden State.
It was a week ago Saturday I handed you the 150 dime winner on the Heat at home in game 3 and told you they would blowout the Knicks and they did by 19 points.
My last three 150 dime winners have won by 19, 21 and 24 points and I am confident I have your Lakers/Denver game one winner.
There is no disputing it: I am the hottest playoff handicapper on the planet right now.
Considering I have hit 8 in a row, considering I have hit 10 of my last 11, I think you know what you need to do before betting on this game tonight.
Today is about the following:
Playoff Winner #9 In A Row
Playoff Winner #11 Of 12
Going To 12-4 In May
LFG.