The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

At some point not having chris Paul will catch up with Suns. Also, Booker can't keep up this torrid shooting. They are back in Denver. I would think Lang would be on Nugs.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,108.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $11,085 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,080)

PAID PICKS: 60-65-2 / 48.0%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 6-2, +277.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (4W-2L) +237.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

10-12, -235 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 1-2
80 DIME: 3-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-5, +10.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,981.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $99,815 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$121,760)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,108.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/08/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Stayed red hot in the playoffs as my 80 dimer last night on the Heat (-4') gets it done 109-101 over the Knicks.
I said in my analysis I would force the Knicks to show me they could cover the game in Miami and even though they played better, they still didn't cover.
That rock solid 80 dime winner was off the heels of the 80 dime winner on Sunday with the Sixers (+1) beating the Celtics 116-115.
That of course was off the 150 dime winner on Saturday with the Heat's game 3 blowout of the Knicks by 19.
Now tonight I look to hammer home this 4th straight 80 dime winner on the Suns/Nuggets very important game 5.
I said before this month started I needed a big month and I have done just that jumping out to a 6-2 mark as we head into Tuesday.
Today is about the following:
80 Dime Winner #4 In A Row
Playoff Winner #6 Out Of 7
Going To 7-2 In May
LFG.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well look at Lang, he finally pulled a winning week out of his ass.
Lang proves once again, even when you suck, you'll still win a few here and there.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

If Lang is not on the Nuggets again I'll bang ProANAL's Mom in the butt and recreate how he was conceived.

 

[carlitosway]

Well look at Lang, he finally pulled a winning week out of his ass.
Lang proves once again, even when you suck, you'll still win a few here and there.

Law of averages. He has to have a bright spot here and wayyyy over there.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,028.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $10,285 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$12,280)

PAID PICKS: 61-65-2 / 48.4%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 7-2, +357.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (1W-0L) +80 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

11-12, -155 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 1-2
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-5, +10.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,901.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $99,015 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$120,960)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,028.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/09/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Stayed red hot in the playoffs as my 80 dimer last night on the Nuggets (-5) blowing out the Suns exactly the way I said they would 118-102.
That was after Monday's 80 dime winner on the Heat (-4') getting it done 109-101 over the Knicks.
That was after Sunday's 80 dime winner on the Sixers (+1) beating the Celtics in OT 116-115.
That was after Saturday's 150 dime winner on Miami (-4) blasting the Knicks by double digits 105-86.
Don't look now but that is now 4 straight playoff winners and 6 of my last 7 as we head into this Wednesday night card and this Up The Ante 100 Dime Winner
I said before this month started I needed a big month and I have done just that jumping out to a 7-2 mark as we head into Wednesday.
Today is about the following:
Playoff Winner #5 In A Row
Playoff Winner #7 Of 8
Going To 8-2 In May
LFG.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Another easy one to decipher from dipshit Lang.
Warriors -7 1/2, back home in a do or die, down 3-1. He's expecting a blowout just like in game 2.
If he didn't hate the Lakers so much I might think he'd jump ship but he won't.

 

[finman13]

Agreed pimpy!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 928.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $9,285 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$11,280)

PAID PICKS: 62-65-2 / 48.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 8-2, +457.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (2W-0L) +180 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

12-12, -55 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 2-2
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-5, +10.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,801.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $98,015 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$119,960)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 928.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/10/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Made it 5 straight playoff winners last night and 7 of my last 8 with Golden State (-7') by 15 over the Lakers in a wire to wire cover.
Told you LA would lay down like a cheap suit, just as they did in game 5 at Memphis in their last series.
That winner was after the 80 dimer winner Tuesday night on the Nuggets (-5) blowing out the Suns exactly the way I said they would 118-102.
That was after Monday's 80 dime winner on the Heat (-4') getting it done 109-101 over the Knicks.
That was after Sunday's 80 dime winner on the Sixers (+1) beating the Celtics in OT 116-115.
That was after Saturday's 150 dime winner on Miami (-4) blasting the Knicks by double digits 105-86.
Don't look now but that is now 5 straight playoff winners and 7 of my last 8 as we head into this Thursday night card and another 100 Dime Winner
I said before this month started I needed a big month and I have done just that jumping out to a 8-2 mark as we head into Thursday.
Today is about the following:
Playoff Winner #6 In A Row
Playoff Winner #8 Of 9
Going To 9-2 In May
LFG.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

May looks like it's going to be one of those rare unicorn months where Lang has a horseshoe up his ass.
He's just gonna keep pumping out these huge dime amounts, like 100 dimers on Tuesday and Wednesday, until he loses a few.
The chase is on!

 

[finman13]

This is an interesting selection tonight. I don't like either team so I hope pube head takes the Celtics and gets his ass handed to him.