The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[savage1]

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[finman13]

No doubt, he comes big tomorrow. He has no clue about tonight's game.

 

[sniperpicks]

? head ? thinks he has insights. Lakers took rest of game off ?

Lang shoulda took the last 20 years OFF

 

[sniperpicks]

He has the dog late. 3 min left

 

[finman13]

Feel that rectal burn Lang. Denver decided not to shoot a late 3. Can't handicapp that .?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I still can't believe he just thought the Nuggets were going to go into Phoenix and roll the Suns and go up 3-0. If anything Suns were obvious choice and to make this game a 100 Dime play just proves what a moron he is. He doesn't care because he will just come back on Saturday with either a 150 or 200 Dimer and chase his ass off and probably not even mention this loss. All I have heard him say about the Suns is negative so he will probably ride the Nuggets for the entire series.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,418.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $14,185 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$16,180)

PAID PICKS: 57-65-2 / 46.7%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 3-2, -32.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (2W-2L) -72.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

7-12, -545 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-2
100 DIME: 1-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-5, +10.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,291.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $102,915 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$124,860)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,418.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/05/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Up The Ante right up his ass!

 

[StackinGreen]

Up The Ante right up his ass!

Boom! Like Pimpy said, that professional rectal/proanal buurrrrnnnnnn

feel that burn, proanalyser

 

[phelps123]

The biggest troll in this thread is Green.

 

[finman13]

And yep. 150 dimer on heat game.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Just like y’all knew, Back with 150 dimer! Knicks or Heat?

 

[finman13]

I'd guess Heat but don't feel ultra confident about it.

 

[RidgeRider]

On his podcast yesterday he took the Miami Heat. Lang totally screwed himself on the game last night. On the podcast he gave out Phoenix 1st half but the dumb shit went with Denver plus the points for the game for his clients and Faders. What a dumb shit move by one of the worst handicappers of all time. You can't make this stuff up! On top of that instead of saying Phoenix has a "depleted" bench he said they had a "deleted" bench. After listening to Lang enough on radio and podcasts there is no way he got anything above a D in English or Math in high school unless he was cheating or teachers just didn't want to have them in their class for 3 straight years.

 

[phelps123]

Ridge so he was playing both sides? He would had easily cashed Phoenix.

 

[RidgeRider]

Technically he wasn't playing both sides because even though he bet different teams one was a first half bet and the other was a full game bet. He's just such a loser & a bad bettor he picked the wrong bet to give his clients & Faders.

 

[sniperpicks]

On his page he claims Friday. Last night. A win ?

he had Denver plus 4. They lost by 6 or 7

whatdafuk ?

 

[sniperpicks]

?????

starts now