The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[proanalyser]

Home teams are 15-0 su after going down 0-1, in gm 2. Home teams are also 19-2 ats after going down 0-1 in game 2 at home.

 

[bmboclatt]

have a funny feeling lang is on the lakers....

 

[bmboclatt]

guess we wont know until after game starts lol

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

have a funny feeling lang is on the lakers....

My gut feeling is that he's back on Golden State because I don't think anybody feels like the Lakers are gonna take both home games from the Warriors. The big question is will the Warriors cover the spread?

Warriors are obvious pick and Lang is usually Mr. Obvious when it comes to games like this. It's not like he's in his basement crunching the numbers to come up with these shit plays, lol.
He'll look at a trend he likes then flip a coin and there you have it.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Home teams are 15-0 su after going down 0-1, in gm 2. Home teams are also 19-2 ats after going down 0-1 in game 2 at home.

I heard you're like 69-0 after "going down" on tranny cock.

 

[phelps123]

I think proanalyser gave a big clue that he will be on GSW.

 

[klaista2k]

Any update on who he's on tonight?

 

[savage1]

My gut feeling is that he's back on Golden State because I don't think anybody feels like the Lakers are gonna take both home games from the Warriors. The big question is will the Warriors cover the spread?

Warriors are obvious pick and Lang is usually Mr. Obvious when it comes to games like this. It's not like he's in his basement crunching the numbers to come up with these shit plays, lol.
He'll look at a trend he likes then flip a coin and there you have it.

I agree.

Don't forget also that Lang said a few nasty things about the Lakers in their last series when they didn't cover for him!!

 

[finman13]

I wonder what would happen if someone posed as a potential new subscriber for Lang and send a polite email to the site asking why
one of the record-keeping sites has documentation that his record for this year is atrocious as well as for many years, and yet
Lang tells us that he is winning.
My gut feeling is predictable-you simply would not get a response!! lol
Does anyone have a different opinion??

I've asked the same. I would have done it but they capture your ip address.

 

[finman13]

There are actual numbers that back up warriors. Rare a hoke team doesn't come back and win big game 2 after losing game 1 outright

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Any update on who he's on tonight?

He had the Warriors.
He's already sucking himself off on the website.

 

[savage1]

I predict that he will take either the Celtics or Nuggets tonight.

 

[RidgeRider]

On the dumb dumb podcast Langer took the:

1. Phoenix Suns 1st half -2 for tonight.

2. Miami Heat for Saturday.

 

[StackinGreen]

On the dumb dumb podcast Langer took the:

1. Phoenix Suns 1st half -2 for tonight.

2. Miami Heat for Saturday.

The Fade is back in style!

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang is on the Nuggets!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,308.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $13,085 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$15,080)

PAID PICKS: 57-64-2 / 47.1%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 3-1, +77.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (2W-1L) +37.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

7-11, -435 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-2
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-5, +10.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,181.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $101,815 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$123,760)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,308.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/04/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: NUGGETS +4

Playoff winner #3 in a row goes tonight.
And I am upping the ante right along with it.
Well, I said in my analysis of my 80 dimer on Golden State that the Lakers would lay down just like they did in game 2 at Memphis after they won game one.
And that is exactly what they did last night.
After taking a 33-26 lead after the first quarter, it's as if they said to themselves, "Ok, that was a good run for the quarter, let's take the rest of the night off.
I mean, how else do you explain holding a team to 26 points in the first quarter but giving up 41 points in the 2nd and 43 in the 3rd?????
Seriously, LA allowed the Warriors to outscore them 84-47 in the middle 2 quarters in 127-107. LeBron is the G-O-A-T my ass. MJ never lost a playoff game like that.
I said LA would take the night off. They did and we got an easy 80 dime winner.
Tonight, I love one game a ton and you had better believe this 100 dime Up The Ante winner delivers the goods as I look for playoff winner #3 in a row.
I said yesterday I needed to stop alternating winning days and losing days and string together some winning days.
That is exactly what I did with the 40 dime under on Sixers/Celtics Wednesday and the 80 dime winner on Golden State last night.
Now it's time to hit this 100 dimer tonight, make it 3 straight playoff winners and get ready for an absolute monster release on Saturday.
Let's make it 3 in a row tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Tonight, I love one game a ton and you had better believe this 100 dime Up The Ante winner delivers the goods as I look for playoff winner #3 in a row.

Does Lang really love this game, the Nuggets +4 at the Suns a ton?
HELL NO! He has no fucking idea about this game.
He's just all hype hoping the shit he throws against the wall will stick and some fish will purchase his play because Lang's divorce attorney needs cash or he's dropping Lang as a client.

Tomorrow will be even more hype because it's Saturday! Have to reel them in!