The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,428.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $14,285 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$16,280)

PAID PICKS: 55-64-2 / 46.2%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 1-1, -42.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (0W-1L) -82.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

5-11, -555 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-2
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 2-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-5, +10.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,301.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $103,015 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$124,960)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,428.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/02/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang ignored every number known to man for this game..I'm not even a numbers guy. About 100 things pointed to the Lakers winning outright even.

I will force the Lakers to show me, against this experienced Golden State team, they can rise up in this game one and keep it close.
Considering they are 1-4 ATS their last 5 on the road, the numbers tell me they won't.

I guess the Lakers showed him they will... and that Lang is a clown capper. ?

 

[finman13]

Let's stack playoff Winner #2 in a row and 3 of my last 4 with this Up The Ante 75 dimer and start to build this winning streak one winner at a time. LFG.

Another "LET'S RAISE THE BAR" "UP THE ANTE" fail for Loser Lang!
Stackin' losers week after week, month after month, year after year!
And of course the website is quiet with no update. Gotta hide those losers, eh Langer?

The photo says it all. Looks grotesque

 

[sniperpicks]

This idiot can’t piss a hole in snow right now. Probably has towels over all the mirrors in his house

 

[StackinGreen]

Nice win percentage you would be the ultimate fade.

I swept the board with 1 and went 3 out of 4 on another, including the Lang Fade!

You got smashed, not so professional anaLanger! lol!

 

[finman13]

Yep. True professionals. Lose and just leave the website blank.

 

[finman13]

I will force the Lakers to show me, against this experienced Golden State team, they can rise up in this game one and keep it close.
Considering they are 1-4 ATS their last 5 on the road, the numbers tell me they won't.

I guess the Lakers showed him they will... and that Lang is a clown capper. ?

Teams coming off a game 7 win....especially on the road against a rested team are absolutely brutal against the spread. That is just one stat dumbass Lang.

 

[finman13]

Nice win percentage you would be the ultimate fade.

And you are the ultimate douche rocket

 

[StackinGreen]

And you are the ultimate douche rocket

He got smoked fading me and following Lang! LOL!

 

[phelps123]

You are just as shit as well.

 

[duckwater]

He got smoked fading me and following Lang! LOL!

You had 1 good day ?
36% winning and here you are

 

[finman13]

So where does pube head's dart land ? The over?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Wow, credit to the Lakers. They went into Golden State, they controlled the whole game and they beat them.
Flat out didn't think they could do that but they did. Tip my cap. Davis and James were too much for Golden State.
This alternating winning days and losing days is just not going to get me anywhere. I have to start stringing together winnning days. Simple as that.
This 40 dime release has been red hot and looking for #3 in a row tonight and i really feel the Total is the play between the Sixers and Celtics tonight.
Joel Embiid is playing. Should be a crazy game 2. Really have a good feel for the total tonight.
Let's get back in the winners circle.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

This alternating winning days and losing days is just not going to get me anywhere. I have to start stringing together winnning days. Simple as that.

No Lang, the thing that is not getting you anywhere is that you've only had 3 winning weeks out of the last 16 and 4 winning months out of the last 20 and only 1 winning season, due to a shortened year from Covid, since 2005.

You are a born loser.

 

[finman13]

He actually didn't blame coaching or players not doing their job. I'm stunned.

 

[finman13]

You alternate a winning day and multiple losing days. Look at the numbers and stats Pimpy has kept, since you are unable to keep transparent and accurate records.

 

[savage1]

I wonder what would happen if someone posed as a potential new subscriber for Lang and send a polite email to the site asking why
one of the record-keeping sites has documentation that his record for this year is atrocious as well as for many years, and yet
Lang tells us that he is winning.
My gut feeling is predictable-you simply would not get a response!! lol
Does anyone have a different opinion??

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Langatang is on the UNDER.
His line was 216.