The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[StackinGreen]

Which side is he on, Suns?

 

[RidgeRider]

Savage - Agree 100% but please don't have such a big space in between each line you write. It's pretty tough to read that way.

 

[savage1]

Savage - Agree 100% but please don't have such a big space in between each line you write. It's pretty tough to read that way.

RidgeRider-I will see if it is possible to cut down a little on the spacing between lines.

However several years ago when I wrote long posts and single-spaced everything I got several complaints including one from a moderator

that what I posted would be much easier to read if I didn't single-space everything!!

 

[proanalyser]

I urge all $10 betters today we will pick up $1500. This game will not lose or I will give you the next day free. I will be drinking tequila and going to the strip bar after the game to celebrate.

 

[RidgeRider]

Proanalyser- Hate to break the news to you but $10 bettors don't bet $1,500 on a game. They might bet $150 on a Game of the Year but only when FADING Lang. No one has bet the same side of his plays in at last a decade.

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG —— look I took a side that bettors bloated up another 1.5 or 2 points after line came out and I won. The world knew but I told them anyways and now a month later it’s my only talking point ~ ??

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Sure, Lang will tell the world about ONE win in college hoops and brag about it like he's an elite handicapper.

What he won't tell the world is that he lost 915.5 DIMES (-$9,155) in college hoops action this past season, 406 (-$4,060) of that in tournament play.

 

[klaista2k]

Is he on the Suns or Nuggets tonight?

 

[sniperpicks]

? ?️ ? ?

? Lead and it’s deep
In 3rd

 

[klaista2k]

? ?️ ? ?

? Lead and it’s deep
In 3rd

Is he on Denver?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Didn't take Lang long to start gloating over on the website calling it free money. What a clown.

He's 2-3 on the week and still down 52 Dimes. He's lost 5 weeks in a row, down 640.5 dimes in that span, going for 6.

 

[savage1]

I can just imagine the write-up.

Something along the lines of "I have been doing this or around 30 years and every time I lose a game or two, I come roaring back

with avengeance as the true champion I am as you saw last night."

Along the same lines, he will say he told us and told us this and that about the game or such and such a player, blah, blah, blah.

He will also allude to the "bad breaks" he got in the "few games" he lost of late, and claim that it had nothing to do with his

fine handicapping skills!

Then he will tell us "that if you think I liked this game a lot, it is nothing compared to the one going today which is even stronger!"

LFG!! lol

 

[proanalyser]

.....MAJOR WAGER ALERT WINNER.....
It Was Free Money Saturday
150 DIME
- PLAYOFF -

MONEY MOVE
Denver (-3') by 18 over Phoenix
Ill be partying with the hoes tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,221 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $12,210 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$14,205)

PAID PICKS: 54-62-2 / 46.5%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-17-1, -434 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (2W-3L) -52 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

4-9, -347.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-5, +10.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,094 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $100,940 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$122,885)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,221 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/29/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well will you look at that, only 1 betting day left in the month of April and Lang sits at 11-17-1 and down 434 Dimes.

It's gonna be just another losing month for Loser Lang. His 16th losing month out of the past 20. What a sorry sack of shit he is.

 

[RidgeRider]

Any news on who Lang O Shit has in the Miami - NY Knicks game?

 

[finman13]

RidgeRider-I will see if it is possible to cut down a little on the spacing between lines.

However several years ago when I wrote long posts and single-spaced everything I got several complaints including one from a moderator

that what I posted would be much easier to read if I didn't single-space everything!!

Agreed. I don't have a problem reading other posts. I find it more difficult to read this way. I had wondered if it was just a glitch.

 

[finman13]

Lang on an early game. He must love it more than life itself, which is easy when you have his life.