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I don't care that Lebron James is 17-1 in opening series,and has only once lost back to back games in an opening series. He did it last year for the first time and will do it again tonight.
 

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Shouldn't you be at a NAMBLA meeting?
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Had an easy win with a dog pube head . Queens covered easily. Hopefully king James buries your ass
 

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Funny, no quick update on Lang's website??? I wonder how he did?

I mean he did predict a run coming, again, and he even rehashed the worm and the Tequila line that he used like 5 days ago. He also said he was going 3-0 this Friday, Saturday and Sunday so he had to of won tonight, right? Right?

What a fucking Clown Capper! :lmao:

Don't sweat it Lang, there's always a 100 Dimer on Saturday that you love more than life itself with your Monopoly, never ending supply of fake money. Maybe if you win on Saturday you can predict another run coming on for the 4th time in 2 weeks.

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Well Lang can you feel that or is your anal sphincter so stretched that you don't even know who is slamming your ass?
If only the grizzlies made more free throws or coached better.
 

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Funny, no quick update on Lang's website??? I wonder how he did?

I mean he did predict a run coming, again, and he even rehashed the worm and the Tequila line that he used like 5 days ago. He also said he was going 3-0 this Friday, Saturday and Sunday so he had to of won tonight, right? Right?

What a fucking Clown Capper! :lmao:

Don't sweat it Lang, there's always a 100 Dimer on Saturday that you love more than life itself with your Monopoly, never ending supply of fake money. Maybe if you win on Saturday you can predict another run coming on for the 4th time in 2 weeks.

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Ever zoom in on those photos in the background pimpy? I'm unable to for some reason. I wonder who that is over his left shoulder? Mom? Actually I can but it's blurry.
 

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I don't care that Lebron James is 17-1 in opening series,and has only once lost back to back games in an opening series. He did it last year for the first time and will do it again tonight.
On behalf of the faders, glad you didn't care. At least it was a nail biter.
 

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LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,371 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $13,710
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$15,705)

PAID PICKS: 53-62-2 / 46.0%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 10-17-1, -584 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (1W-3L) -202 DIMES
 

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4


NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

3-9, -497.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-3


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-5, +10.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2
 

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LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!


NEGATIVE 10,244 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $102,440
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$124,385)


-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,371 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/28/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
 

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I LOVE THIS GAME ONE TONIGHT.
Someone once told me never to let last night's loss affect your next day's decision.
Did my 80 dimer on the Grizzlies last night lose by 100? Yup, and whether it lost by 1 or 40, it still counts as one loss.
I went 1-3 ATS in that series. The Grizzlies laid down like a 2 dollar hooker last night in one of the most embarrassing playoff performances you will ever see.
Your playing for your season, for your life and you do that???? Desmond Bane, Mr. "We'll be back home for game 7" goes 5-16 for 15 points. Ja Morant 3-16???
However, I will not let that loss last night stop me from coming with this 150-dimer on Game One between Phoenix and Denver because the fact of the matter is:
I LOVE THIS GAME 1.
Over the last 30 years when I come with a play rated 100 dime or higher, those elite plays cash a winning ticket more times than they lose.
And tonight, we are cashing a winning ticket. Just watch.
LFG!!!
 

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Over the last 30 years when I come with a play rated 100 dime or higher, those elite plays cash a winning ticket more times than they lose.

And of course we all know this is a lie. Where is the proof. Are we supposed to believe a lifelong loser scam artist?
I like how he makes it the past 30 years. I've already proven over the past 10+ that he loses way more 100 Dime+ plays than he wins. I'm sure this clown has ZERO records kept for the past 30 years.

He doesn't even bother to mention that he is already 0-1 with 150 Dime plays in the NBA Playoffs so far season, lol.

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I guess everybody knows, like Ridge reported, that Lang LOVES the Nuggets in game 1.

And who could go against him? I mean he's 3-9 in the NBA playoffs. His opinion is right where it should be... in the shitter.

Remember when he told us all yesterday that he was going 3-0 Friday, Saturday and Sunday? Yeah, Lang doesn't remember that either. He suffers from selective memory loss. I mean he's old. Bruce Willis laughs at him.
 

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The one thing that stood out to me in Lang's write-up today other than the usual lies, cliches, overworked/ expressions,

standard mantras, which he uses every time he loses(which is most of the time), is the fact that once again he blames it on the team and

players rather than himself!!

From my multitude of experiences in wagering and following sports services basically since they started back in the seventies,

I have learned that a decent capper(and there are not many to whom this term applies over time) is not able to use his

handicapping skills and judgment based on his criterion of previous stats, trends and angles, etc. to win but also to have a strong

feel for the intangibles which are needed to win.

Thus as I see it and using last night's Memphis/Lakers game as an example, it is quite obvious that there were some handicappers

unlike Lang who bet the Lakers and won who had a general "feel" for their game based on some of these intangibles as well as

of course their own handicapping criterion which resulted in the W for them and the L for Lang.

One of the big reasons that Lang is a perenially LOSER is that he does not, never has and never will have a feel for his intangibles,

motivation, etc. for the simple reason that his overall arrogance and self-image of infallibility block out and

do not even allow him to consider intangibles such as what contributed to his L last night.

To be fair, imo some of what constitutes intangibles is inborn and cannot be learned.

However that said, being pigheaded and arrogant and blaming everyone but yourself for a loss which defines Lang, is

a characteristic not only of a LOSER in handicapping but a LOSER in the much more important game of life itself!!

ps Thanks to those who took the time to read this whether you agree or not.
 

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