The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

If Lang tells us tomorrow that he feels a run coming on after he ends his 3 game losing streak with this 40 dimer, I'm gonna laugh my ass off.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang crowing on the website about his 40 Dime winner.
Funny, the 3 losses prior where he lost 209 Dimes total it was crickets all 3 days.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,283 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $12,830 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$14,825)

PAID PICKS: 53-61-2 / 46.4%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 10-16-1, -496 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (1W-2L) -114 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

3-8, -409.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-5, +10.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,156 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $101,560 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$123,505)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,283 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/27/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[finman13]

Lang fingering his ass and coming up with a pile of shit and gets one win. Yippee Lang.

 

[StackinGreen]

Brunson lol, what turds

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang will be going with a ton of Under plays in baseball totals now that he won 1 in a row. He picks out a game that has two pitcher's with low ERA's and does no detailed research to find out if they got lucky & their expected ERA should be higher and they're due to get hit hard. Typical rookie handicapping mistake.

 

[savage1]

Demarco’s Crew cont..

Lang: Grizzlies

 

[StackinGreen]

Lang will be going with a ton of Under plays in baseball totals now that he won 1 in a row. He picks out a game that has two pitcher's with low ERA's and does no detailed research to find out if they got lucky & their expected ERA should be higher and they're due to get hit hard. Typical rookie handicapping mistake.

Yes, I was telling someone on here yesterday about that with the Cease McLanahan game

 

[duckwater]

Yes, I was telling someone on here yesterday about that with the Cease McLanahan game

Yes, your MLB picks have been ?
Keep up the good work champ

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang will of course still put out more basketball selections because no one is paying $65 -$119 a selection for a baseball play. Far less people bet baseball than basketball. I would love to see him lose something like 10 or 12 in a row in bases & basketball and get so desperate he gives out a hockey or USFL football selection.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S DART THROW: MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES +4 1/2 @ LAKERS

Easy money last night as the Yankees Gerritt Cole and Rangers Andrew Heaney do exactly what I said they would as the 40 Dime Under 8 is easy money.
Now I come right back down main street by Upping the Ante on this Friday card with this 80 dimer tonight.
Listen, I know a run is coming. Been at this too long not to know when the worm in the Tequila bottle is turning.
Over 30 years of picking games everyday tells me the run is coming.
I need a Friday, Saturday, Sunday 3-0 sweep more than life itself and you can't get that unless you cash in the Friday winner.
I truly believe this 80 Dime Up The Ante is just that.
No better time to than the present to get on board and deliver the weekend 3-0 sweep.
LFG!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Listen, I know a run is coming. Been at this too long not to know when the worm in the Tequila bottle is turning.
Over 30 years of picking games everyday tells me the run is coming.
No better time to than the present to get on board and deliver the weekend 3-0 sweep.

So not only is this scam artist predicting for the 3rd time in a week and a half that a run is coming, last 2 times he went on a losing streak, but now he is also claiming he will go 3-0 this Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Did Lang call Miss Cleo's psychic hotline again to get this inside info? What an absolute joke this clown has turned into. All he has left to try and sell his shit product is him stating what he will do. And when it doesn't happen he sweeps it back under the rug, waits until he finally wins a game and starts the process all over again.

 

[sniperpicks]

I think he puts his finger in his ass and tastes it. When it tastes bad he predicts a RUN on wins is coming

Can’t miss

fool proof wisdom !

 

[savage1]

Demarco’s Crew cont..

Lang: Grizzlies

I found this in main service pick area both yesterday and today-can't guarantee of course that his picks will be posted over there every day.

 

[savage1]

Listen, I know a run is coming. Been at this too long not to know when the worm in the Tequila bottle is turning.
Over 30 years of picking games everyday tells me the run is coming.
No better time to than the present to get on board and deliver the weekend 3-0 sweep.

So not only is this scam artist predicting for the 3rd time in a week and a half that a run is coming, last 2 times he went on a losing streak, but now he is also claiming he will go 3-0 this Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Did Lang call Miss Cleo's psychic hotline again to get this inside info? What an absolute joke this clown has turned into. All he has left to try and sell his shit product is him stating what he will do. And when it doesn't happen he sweeps it back under the rug, waits until he finally wins a game and starts the process all over again.

I love it-the good old Miss Cleo from way back when-I forgot- was Miss Cleo the same as the Psychic Hotline or were they separate ripoff

scams?? lol

 

[RidgeRider]

B Lang just said on his weekly podcast that he bet $5,000.00 on the Jets at 12/1 to win the Super Bowl. Of course he didn't bring up the subject. It as one of the co hosts. He just wanted to act like a big shot. There is ZERO and I repeat that ZERO chance he bet it and can produce a ticket from 4/27/23 or sooner he made that bet. The bet he claims to have made discussion starts at 4:50 and goes through 7:10.

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[phelps123]

Is Jets going to win though?

 

[RidgeRider]

The Jets aren't good enough to win it all. Lang when he does bet which is probably twice or 3 times a year bets $20. Saying he bet $12,000 on a prop bet is ludicrous. Lang also likes Denver -2.5 for Saturday. If he goes hoops he's probably riding the Nuggets.