The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Tomorrow ? will claim he has turned things around

And in the real world he's still just 3-3 this week and down 16.5 Dimes.
He'll pretend he's killing it and his run is happening, lol.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,114 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $11,140 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,135)

PAID PICKS: 52-58-2 / 47.2%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 9-13-1, -327 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-3L) -16.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

3-5, -200.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 1-2

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

5-5, -29.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,987 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $99,870 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$121,815)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,114 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/23/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[StackinGreen]

What did he get on Cavs Knicks? Knicks winner and he's going back to Grizz-Lake show?

He doesn't go big enough on baseball, I wish he'd do more 75-100 MLB plays, that'd be even better than his NBA clown show

 

[finman13]

I think you could knock me over with a feather if he didn't take the Lakers minus 4.5 tonight. The Grizzle has "poked the bear"

 

[phelps123]

fin what was his pick yesterday?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I said the Sunday, eventually teams will do what I handicap them to do.
And that is exactly what the 50 dimer on the Knicks did Sunday as they dominated the Cavs yet again winning 102-93 easily covering the (-2').
That was off the heels of the 100 dime winner Saturday on the Lakers as they did exactly what I said they would in the 10-point wire to wire blowout win.
Now off that 50 dime winner and 100 dime winner I have to deliver again as I look for winning day #4 out of 5 and stay red hot.
I told you this yesterday and I will reiterate it again today: I have been doing this for over 30 years. I always turn it around and go on a run. Every single time.
This will be no different and I feel this run coming on.
It's go time. LFG.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I told you this yesterday and I will reiterate it again today: I have been doing this for over 30 years. I always turn it around and go on a run. Every single time.

That's right folks, Lang has lost 16 of the past 20 months, countless dimes lost, countless clients dead and buried, but never fear, a run is immanent!
How do we know? Well he's 3-3 this week and only down 16.5 Dimes. Things are looking up Lang faithful!



Clown Capper.

 

[finman13]

fin what was his pick yesterday?

Phelps, ask sniper for his references and pube heads picks. I may get it wrong.

 

[irelanddaveclark]

yesterday was knicks - he hit it

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang hoping to BEAR ? Lee cover as a ? here , he says his side will steal the picnic ? basket ? and take a W here

close to halftime

 

[finman13]

Lang hoping to BEAR ? Lee cover as a ? here , he says his side will steal the picnic ? basket ? and take a W here

close to halftime

I'm stunned . Shocked. Why? I'd love to see his write up even if he wins. Go Lakers!

 

[finman13]

I should say, we will see his write up if he wins...if he loses....what will he say. No show by AD so far.

 

[sniperpicks]

I laid off now took Lakers ML down by 3 and ? -115 late 3rd

better than -4.5 and ?-110

Let’s see how it ends

 

[sniperpicks]

Pointless foul at 0.3 sinks ??? and his 4.5 ?

 

[duckwater]

Lang hoping to BEAR ? Lee cover as a ? here , he says his side will steal the picnic ? basket ? and take a W here

close to halftime

???
Foul with .3 left of course he makes both
? L

 

[sniperpicks]

Fade crew wins

u could of faded 2H at LAK -2 and won or many Live bets in 2H and won ?

? almost had 3 in a row. The U turn around blew a big flat ? and he hits the skids on that road and skid marks his ? too ?

This ones for all the faders

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

All quiet on the Lang website.
If he'd of won, he'd be crowing. Instead it's just another losing week and silence.

I didn't watch the game but I'm sure someone is to blame for this loss, but we know it isn't Lang.
His handicapping is impeccable. It's the players and coaching staffs that screw everything up for him.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I feel this run coming on. It's go time. LFG.

How many times will Lang tell us he feels a run coming on only to shit the bed?
Another losing week, another losing month but he feels a run coming on. ?