The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,169 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $11,690 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,685)

PAID PICKS: 52-59-2 / 46.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 9-14-1, -382 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

3-6, -255.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-2

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

5-5, -29.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,042 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $100,420 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$122,365)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,169 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/24/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[proanalyser]

Building the bankroll for 30 years. If it weren't for dumb ass players and coaches I'd win everyone.

 

[savage1]

The only sure thing is that only a perennial loser like Lang could lose a bet like this first in regulation when the game went

into overtime in the last few seconds and then in overtime with virtually no time remaining.

When Lang eventually passes away and making the big assumption that there is someone out there who will actually

attend his funeral and do a eulogy, let's just say that this person is going to have to stretch the truth to the nth degree to find anything

positive to say about him as a 'human being" let alone as a handicapper, which no one in the entire world could find anything in

the plus side to say about him without lying 100%!!

 

[finman13]

I only watched a couple minutes of the game. Went to bed late 3rd thinking this isn't looking good for you faders. I had to laugh out loud when. I saw the score and laughed even louder when I saw how it got to 6.

 

[proanalyser]

The stupidity of professional athletes and the lack of exeucting simple fundementals never ceases to amaze me.
Despite the stupidity of Memphis last night, I still like where my opinion is at right now.
It's go time. LFG.

 

[RidgeRider]

If Lang had an IQ above 60 he would have given out the Heat last night not have his game decided by one foul but then again he's borderline retarded. I'd love to see Lang get examined by a psychiatrist. I bet you he's got a bunch of things mixed together. What a screwed up individual!

 

[StackinGreen]

Lovin it!

 

[savage1]

If Lang had an IQ above 60 he would have given out the Heat last night not have his game decided by one foul but then again he's borderline retarded. I'd love to see Lang get examined by a psychiatrist. I bet you he's got a bunch of things mixed together. What a screwed up individual!

To use gambling and sportsbook terminology, if Lang agreed to see a psychiatrist, the latter would be smart to offer him some kind of

sign-up bonus or up-front discount for his services knowing full well that the bonus/discount would be peanuts compared to the fact

that Lang would probably be in need of his services for the rest of his life!! lol

 

[proanalyser]

Lovin it!

Stackin Love your opinion 2-8 20% Nowwhere to go but up

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, OT is not the friend of the underdog bettor, especially when you have a dumb-ass like Dillon Brooks running around.
Hey Brooks, you can't win a game down 4 with 2 seconds to go. Just walk off the court and go home but nope......let's foul with 1/10 of a second to go.
That my friends was a stinger.
Oh, and note to Memphis, LeBron likes to go right so Jackson and Tillman, you two morons might want to shade him to that side and make him go left.
The stupidity of professional athletes and the lack of exeucting simple fundementals never ceases to amaze me.
As we saw last night, some of these guys aren't the sharpest tool in the shed and truth be told, if they weren't playing basketball, they would be driving a forklift in some wharehouse in their home town.
You hear me Jaren Jackson Jr, Xavier Tillman and Dillon Brooks!!!!!!! And that is being generous!!!!!!!!
Let's move on.
I handed you a nice 40 dime winnner last Thursday on the Clippers (+7) at home over the Suns and they got it done.
Feeling good about #2 in a row tonight as I look for winning day #4 out of 6.
Despite the stupidity of Memphis last night, I still like where my opinion is at right now.
Back in the winners circle with this 2nd straight 40 dime winner and it's my playoff total of the month.
It's go time. LFG.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

As we saw last night, some of these guys aren't the sharpest tool in the shed and truth be told, if they weren't playing basketball, they would be driving a forklift in some wharehouse in their home town.

Says the lifelong loser/failed handicapper who still has to caddy at 60 years old and drive for Uber Eats and scam people on the internet just to make ends meet. Lang the clown can't even spell "W-A-R-E-H-O-U-S-E" correctly, lol.

 

[finman13]

Well, OT is not the friend of the underdog bettor, especially when you have a dumb-ass like Dillon Brooks running around.
Hey Brooks, you can't win a game down 4 with 2 seconds to go. Just walk off the court and go home but nope......let's foul with 1/10 of a second to go.
That my friends was a stinger.
Oh, and note to Memphis, LeBron likes to go right so Jackson and Tillman, you two morons might want to shade him to that side and make him go left.
The stupidity of professional athletes and the lack of exeucting simple fundementals never ceases to amaze me.
As we saw last night, some of these guys aren't the sharpest tool in the shed and truth be told, if they weren't playing basketball, they would be driving a forklift in some wharehouse in their home town.
You hear me Jaren Jackson Jr, Xavier Tillman and Dillon Brooks!!!!!!! And that is being generous!!!!!!!!
Let's move on.
I handed you a nice 40 dime winnner last Thursday on the Clippers (+7) at home over the Suns and they got it done.
Feeling good about #2 in a row tonight as I look for winning day #4 out of 6.
Despite the stupidity of Memphis last night, I still like where my opinion is at right now.
Back in the winners circle with this 2nd straight 40 dime winner and it's my playoff total of the month.
It's go time. LFG.

yet somehow they have made it this far. I will agree sometimes athletes do dumb stuff but to base your career...a life long loser, on athletes doing dumb stuff.? Part of handicapping is knowing some players and teams are immature. You fucked up in handicapping that.

 

[finman13]

Both Boston games have been under. I wonder where he goes?

 

[proanalyser]

This is my total game of the month. I waited all month for this release. It will not lose.

 

[sniperpicks]

? hopes for 230 or less


Tonight at 2:31 he turns into a pumpkin ? as usual

halftime now and faders are more than halfway there

 

[savage1]

As we saw last night, some of these guys aren't the sharpest tool in the shed and truth be told, if they weren't playing basketball, they would be driving a forklift in some wharehouse in their home town.

Says the lifelong loser/failed handicapper who still has to caddy at 60 years old and drive for Uber Eats and scam people on the internet just to make ends meet. Lang the clown can't even spell "W-A-R-E-H-O-U-S-E" correctly, lol.

Maybe he was thinking whorehouse, where he may have possibly been spawned!! lol

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

This is my total game of the month. I waited all month for this release. It will not lose.

Who put a nickel in this fucking turd? Four stupid posts all on the same page.
His Mommy must be out so he has free rein of the WIFI.

 

[sniperpicks]

Could be a nail biter. Need that 231 or more and 4 min and 31 seconds left