The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[savage1]

All we heard about at the beginning of March Madness is how he made 8K for his followers and bragged about til the cows come home.

I haven't heard any talk of late about that this happening for year-I wonder why!! lol

I don't have the stats but it seems to me that even if he wins the rest of the games between now and the end of March, we are

talking break even at best not "exactly" the goal of anyone who purchased the picks for the month!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, it was a frustrating night to say the least as I was at the NIT Semi's at the New Orleans hotel in Vegas so I watched in person the failures of UAB.
To lose a 100 dimer on the Blazers and watch in person as they led pretty much the whole game but couldn't put Utah Valley away.
Then to get up 4 in OT with 15 seconds to go, then to have Utah Valley miss the 3 with 5 seconds to go, just secure the rebound, get fouled and the cover is there.
Of course, Utah Valley gets the board, hits the ensuing 3 and you can kiss any chance for the cover goodbye.
Would have been nice to get a 4th straight winning day but it just wasn't meant to be.
Tonight is about 30 dime winner #7 in a row before we get to the NIT final on Thursday and after watching both games up close and personal, I got your winner.
First things first, let's get #7 in a row tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang knows the winner of the NIT Final on Thursday because he was there in person at the semi finals... he was the guy selling hot dogs at the concession stand.

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[savage1]

Lang knows the winner of the NIT Final on Thursday because he was there in person at the semi finals... he was the guy selling hot dogs at the concession stand.

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I distinctly remember way back when Lang known then as Sean Michaels would allegedly go to a road trip game

and then in advance brag about whatever website he was on bringing two Asian hotties with him on the

trip for added "entertainment and services.

I would guess this goes back 15-20 years!!

 

[sniperpicks]

Last day before MLB. Now I gotta pay attention for this Jabrony Lang to drop a 10:05 am MLB weekday game

showed this pic to my son. 16. He thought it was photoshopped because nobody is this crazy

? kids these days !

 

[ewayne]

Last day before MLB. Now I gotta pay attention for this Jabrony Lang to drop a 10:05 am MLB weekday game

showed this pic to my son. 16. He thought it was photoshopped because nobody is this crazy

? kids these days !

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? he was a classic for sure.

 

[finman13]

Lang knows the winner of the NIT Final on Thursday because he was there in person at the semi finals... he was the guy selling hot dogs at the concession stand.

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Wait. So he took off from uber driving to fly to Vegas or does he still live there?
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[finman13]

Last day before MLB. Now I gotta pay attention for this Jabrony Lang to drop a 10:05 am MLB weekday game

showed this pic to my son. 16. He thought it was photoshopped because nobody is this crazy

? kids these days !

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Yeah sniper. Peter was nuts. Should be in Hof. Dummy bet on his team...meaning he wanted to win even more.

 

[finman13]

Okay Lang. Memphis was sand blasted and I see you haven't crowed on that clownish website...so was it a loss?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Atta boy Lang!
Keep promoting that 200 Dime win on that shit website as you lose everything else.
The money month of March!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 671.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $6,715 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$8,710)

PAID PICKS: 44-43-1 / 50.5%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-15-1, -431.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (0W-2L) -143 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-9-1, -332 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-3
30 DIME: 1-2

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

34-34-1, -509.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 12-8
50 DIME: 1-7
40 DIME: 5-5
30 DIME: 12-6-1

COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT ACTION (2023)

5-8, -303.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,544.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $95,445 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$117,390)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 671.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 03/29/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[finman13]

Lang lost on Ja Brony . Release a video dick nose. . Hey pro anus, fuck off!

 

[sniperpicks]

Is Lang gonna tell us how mediocre or shitty he was in MLB in 2022 ?

 

[finman13]

So Lang decides to throw last Saturday on the site. Why don't you put your 2023 numbers up you lying sack of shit?

 

[finman13]

Is Lang gonna tell us how mediocre or shitty he was in MLB in 2022 ?

 

[sniperpicks]

His dimes are red. Down. Over last 7 plays even with 200 dime hit. He won’t tell you that.

Suckers buy and Tail this farce

 

[finman13]

Well is he pissed enough at UAB to go against laying a deuce?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The NIT Championship game tonight at the arena at the New Orleans Casino here in Las Vegas.
I was at the semi's on Tuesday and will be at the final tonight and trust me folks, I don't know if you can tell on TV but nobody is there. Like NOBODY.
The gym is pretty empty so it feels more like a summer AAU game than an NIT championship game.
However, it's still a championship game and it's 2 teams that are playing for a 4th time, which is a rarity in itself.
After being there in person, watching both of these teams up close and personal, I am pretty damn confident I have your winner tonight.
It's 75 dime winner #2 in a row after Utah Valley got it done over Cincinnati on March 22nd .
Feel great about #2 in a row tonight.
Speaking of feeling great, that is how I feel about the Saturday round of 4 as I will be handing the world a 200 dime release for only the 6th time in my career in college hoops.
Last Saturday I handed you #3 in a row with UConn blowing out Gonzaga by 28 points.
My last three 200 dime releases have all won by double digits. You better get ready for #4 in a row on Saturday.
However, first things first. 75 dime winner #2 in a row tonight.