The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

0-3 again and he ignores some layup woulda coulda shoulda MLB opening day wins. Yanks. Mets. Dodgers

He won 200 and has flushed 220+ last 3 days

 

[esulima]

All I am going to say about my 75 dime loss on UAB last night is Jordan Walker, the best player on the Blazers ended his career in college basketball "PATHETIC."
The same guy who scored 32 points in the conference tourney win against North Texas missed 4 free throws and turned it over 5 times.
He took twice as many shots as anybody else on the team, most of them forced, missed 8 of the 14 including 3 for 8 from behind the arc.
He was 5-23 against Utah Valley and I didn't think he could play 2 horrible games in a row but he did and down went UAB.
Let's move on.
I have my 4th straight 200 dime winner coming on Saturday. I love this game just as much as #3 in a row last Saturday on UCONN.
I want some winning momentum heading into that Saturday card and I think this NBA winner between the Bulls and Charlotte is exactly what the doctored.
Let's get this winner tonight.

He’s on the home team

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I want some winning momentum heading into that Saturday card and I think this NBA winner between the Bulls and Charlotte is exactly what the doctored.
Let's get this winner tonight.

Go suck a dick Lang! Another loser for you as the Hornets getting +11.5 still can't cover.
Take your losing momentum into Saturday, clown capper!

 

[sniperpicks]

test anoOSS

at this rate this will be Lang in late April

“It was 1 month ago when I told the world ? UConn would cash my 200 dimer”

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 787 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $7,870 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$9,865)

PAID PICKS: 44-45-1 / 49.4%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (0W-4L) -258.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-10-1, -365 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-3
30 DIME: 1-3

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

34-34-1, -509.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 12-8
50 DIME: 1-7
40 DIME: 5-5
30 DIME: 12-6-1

COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT ACTION (2023)

5-9, -386 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,660 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $96,600 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$118,545)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 787 DIMES (01/01/23 to 03/31/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Back on March 1st, Lang shit this out his ass...

Listen, after a rock solid winning January including a 4-2 run in the NFL playoffs, let's be honest, I shit the bed in February including losing the big one with the Eagles.
However, this is exactly what happened last year and guess what: I had one of the biggest March runs of my entire career.
MARCH - 2022, 19-12, $10 Bettor Made $8,040.
Think about that number for a second......Over $8,000 !!!!!!!!!
IN ONE MONTH.
That is how good a month I had last year in the conference tourneys, the NIT and the Big Boys tourney as well.
History has a way of repeating itself with me and I am ready to step up and hand the world another March of a lifetime.
And that starts today.
THE MONEY MONTH OF MARCH. It was money last year. It will be money this year.

LANG'S MARCH RESULTS!

13-17-1, NEGATIVE 547 DIMES! -$5,470

Clown Capper! ? ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Imagine believing and buying into Lang's bullshit starting on December 1st.
After following his every play and following his dime ratings, after just 4 months you would be down...

2,249 DIMES! -$22,490

You are dead and buried in just 4 months!

 

[sniperpicks]

Whose he gonna take tomorrow?

UConn ?

ASS techs ?

he always rides a W into the dirt. Always

 

[carlitosway]

I distinctly remember Lang saying a number of years ago after Two For the Money came out, that they only make movies

about winners and never about losers!!! lol

He's a winner in our book! Literally and figuratively!

 

[carlitosway]

Well will you look at that.
Lang blaming somebody else for the loss on his shitty pick and MOVING ON!
Then talking about his 200 Dime play.

Who could have predicted that?

P-I-M-P-Y

 

[carlitosway]

Whose he gonna take tomorrow?

UConn ?

ASS techs ?

he always rides a W into the dirt. Always

SD State.

 

[carlitosway]

I want some winning momentum heading into that Saturday card and I think this NBA winner between the Bulls and Charlotte is exactly what the doctored.
Let's get this winner tonight.

Go suck a dick Lang! Another loser for you as the Hornets getting +11.5 still can't cover.
Take your losing momentum into Saturday, clown capper!

I want some winning momentum heading into that Saturday card and I think this NBA winner between the Bulls and Charlotte is exactly what the doctored.
Let's get this winner tonight.

Go suck a dick Lang! Another loser for you as the Hornets getting +11.5 still can't cover.
Take your losing momentum into Saturday, clown capper!

Wow a double digit home dog in the NBA and still gets blown away! What a MUSH.

 

[RidgeRider]

So Lang on some sorry ass podcast yesterday proclaimed his love for San Diego State. I'm 99% sure he's on SDSU tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, last Saturday for only the 5th time in my career I released a 200 dimer in College basketball and it was an absolute destruction of legendary proportions.
Now, you knew I hit both of my 200 dime releases in last years tournament, Miami/Florida (-2) by 14 over Iowa State and Kansas (-4) by 16 over Villanova.
And I told you #3 in a row would be the same and it was.
Then I told you to trust me. Told you to ignore anything I had done in this year's tournament so far because it. didn't matter.
And then I went out and handed you that 28-point destruction on UConn.
For an added bonus, I went out on Sunday and handed you a 100 dime winner on San Diego State (+2') outright over Creighton 57-56.
Which brings us to today and for only a 6th time in my entire career: a 200 dimer at your fingertips and #4 in a row to boot.
So I say to you again: You either trust me again today or you don't. Nothing more needs to be said.
Good luck with whatever you choose today but I will make it 4 in a row today.
Just you watch me.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Then I told you to trust me. Told you to ignore anything I had done in this year's tournament so far because it. didn't matter.

That's right, Trust Lang!
Just forget/ignore that he's lost 2,249 DIMES the last 4 months.
All that matters is this play!

 

[finman13]

Just don't be on FAU pube head

 

[Hon12gui1]

Goodness who is he on? He is really chasing now after this week in basketball...

 

[savage1]

Even if Lang had a winning record(yeah right lol) and I wanted to buy a pick, I simply have too much self-esteem

and pride to purchase from an arrogant, condescending, and self-absorbed/self-serving snot like him!!