The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Down goes Lang!!! ?

 

[sniperpicks]

nice F ing collapse !!! ⭐️ ??

Fell asleep ? woke up to W

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Hey Pimpy can you verify me so my posts don’t need approval please and they just post? Thanks man

I'll need a valid drivers license, social security number and access to your bank records... and a Costco pizza with pepperonis.

 

[jrgold1124]

I'll need a valid drivers license, social security number and access to your bank records... and a Costco pizza with pepperonis.

On its way do it

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

On its way do it

Sorry to inform you but you need to contact a MOD to get off post review and I am not a MOD, I am just a lowly peasant.
Are you using a VPN? If you are that could be the reason you are on post review.

 

[sabsez]

I saw +1800 ML, didn't bet it...drunk. but damn, talk about getting Lang'd.

 

[Tuesday]

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He is doing well on K st at half.

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AHAHA??? THE GOOD OLD BACKDOOR COVER??? ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER FADE WINNER THANK YOU SNIPER FOR CONFIRMING IT KANSAS STATE GOT FUCKING LANGED MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 28.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $285 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$1,710)

PAID PICKS: 19-15 / 55.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 1-3, -224 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (2W-3L) -184 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

8-5, +58.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

26-23-1, -859 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-4
100 DIME: 5-7-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 12-5
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 6-3

NFL PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

5-1, +445 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-6-1, -219 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

15-18, -446 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-3
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 7-5
50 DIME: 1-4
40 DIME: 5-3
30 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 8,844.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $88,445 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$110,390)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: POSITIVE 28.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 02/04/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

WOW. Talk about a frustrating loss on Saturday!!
Kansas State dominated Texas in the first half, holding the Longhorns to 25 points in taking an 11-point lead at the break, 36-25.
Had to feel good about my 100 dimer on a team that was 12-0 at home taking that 11-point lead into the 2nd half.
Nope. Kansas State came out like the game was over.
Their first 6 possessions of the 2nd half were 4 turnovers and 2 made buckets and they played zero defense as Texas cut its deficit to 40-37.
All told, the 2nd-half run reached 31-14 as the Longhorns led 56-50. Even though Kansas State led 66-65 with 1 minute to go, you just knew Texas was going to win.
Oh well, after the rock solid January to start the year, off to a slow start to February as we are 8 days away from Super Sunday.
Today is about 40 dime winner #3 in a row and #6 of the last 7.
And I will be releasing my Super Sunday pick Monday as I look to go to 26-5 with the big game.
Now let's bang home this College winner today and get February headed in the right direction.
LFG!!!!!!!!!

 

[finman13]

It's the dog of the month for only 40 dimes. ?
Manhatten looks like a good candidate. Good against spread of late. At home and a short dog. He doesn't take basketball dogs of double digits or even 7 or 8.

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang already with his 2nd Dog of the Month Play and it's only the 5th of the month. He also laments the first 6 possessions of the 2nd half as the reason he lost the game. Come on Lang! Even someone with an IQ of 60 can be more creative than that! There was 158 college and NBA games yesterday and this was the very best game he could come up with? A total coin toss flipper game !
He's already down 663 dimes in the NBA & College Basketball this season and lost all 3 of his Up The Ante 60, 80 and 100 dime plays this week. Lang needs to sell Lower The Ante 5 dime plays as his best games.
The guy is a total failure in life and as a handicapper! I'm not sure he's even cut out to be an Uber Delivery Driver. Can you imagine the comments people make about his delivery service? Anyone who had him as a caddy on the golf course has said it was the worst golfing experience of their life.

 

[sniperpicks]

Only has 28 marbles so he risks 44 so he can come back, if he loses or wins with another 40 dimer Monday and still get a Winning week

time for this bum to be ? ?

 

[beegannon]

Saw temple on another page 4:00 tip

 

[Tuesday]

Saw temple on another page 4:00 tip

Thank you for confirming man time for a BIG FADE COVER...SO HOUSTON TO WIN BY 11 IT IS GOGOGO HOUSTON COVER THAT FUCKING SPREAD FOR FUCK SAKES?

 

[crazyfan1304]

Saw temple on another page 4:00 tip

I thought Temple plays at 6:00?

 

[sniperpicks]

Houston -9 for 2nd half. Need another Lang mush play

win by 5 push. By 6 plus win ?

 

[StackinGreen]

Langer!!! Lol