The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[XENO]

Well I think books will need kc but it’s early- guy yesterday bet gm 1 million on eagles

 

[finman13]

Of course on the Eagles,, not big fat, food eating, Andy Reid, the coach who cost me a perfect NFL playoff record,with the bachdoor ramrod late fg.

What's a bachdoor? Is that German for backdoor which is how you like it?

 

[finman13]

Well I think books will need kc but it’s early- guy yesterday bet gm 1 million on eagles

Wow. Line hasn't budged since early movement. They say it may wind up a pickem...meaning money coming in on chiefs. Perhaps people waiting for updates on mahomes and his ability to move around.
?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 14.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $145 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$1,850)

PAID PICKS: 20-16 / 55.5%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 2-4, -238 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

8-5, +58.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

26-23-1, -859 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-4
100 DIME: 5-7-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 12-5
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 6-3

NFL PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

5-1, +445 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-6-1, -219 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

16-19, -460 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-3
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 7-5
50 DIME: 1-4
40 DIME: 5-4
30 DIME: 2-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 8,858.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $88,585 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$110,530)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: POSITIVE 14.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 02/06/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Congratulations to the Langatang on his 3rd losing week in a row!

 

[Biggins]

Lang is on Texas A&M -3

 

[carlitosway]

Lang is on Texas A&M -3

Ahhhh, thank you much Mr. Biggins! You da man!

 

[Tuesday]

Lang is on Texas A&M -3

Still very generous piggins but still a vitch?? p⁵4lifer how's the sports talk Discord going...GOGOGO AUBURN?

 

[finman13]

Aggies up to 3.5

 

[sniperpicks]

He won it late has about 45 marbles now

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 44.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $445 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$1,550)

PAID PICKS: 21-16 / 56.7%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 3-4, -208 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (1W-0L) +30 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

8-5, +58.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

26-23-1, -859 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-4
100 DIME: 5-7-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 12-5
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 6-3

NFL PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

5-1, +445 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-6-1, -219 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

17-19, -430 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-3
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 7-5
50 DIME: 1-4
40 DIME: 5-4
30 DIME: 3-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 8,828.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $88,285 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$110,230)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: POSITIVE 44.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 02/07/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

UP THE ANTE?
That's Lang code for Guaranteed Loser, lol.

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang looks downright awful! Single life isn't wearing well on Brando. Pude Head has white / grey hair on the sides and bright orange in the middle. Spend $50 Langatang and at least get a good dye job.
He's also releasing his 3rd college football Dog of the Month and it's only the 8th day of the month. Be a little more creative Brando.

 

[StackinGreen]

Bach-door scheizer

 

[StackinGreen]

Gonna be an interesting game. I think it comes down to Hurts and his reads and accuracy..better roster, better line play for Eagles and an incredibly young secondary for chiefs. 2 stud wr for eagles..hurts and eagles have to jump on them and unleash the pass rush. I'll sit this one out and just enjoy the game. Best of luck to all and enjoy the week long banter. May link continue to dig himself another deep hole.

Yes, it'll be a good game to watch. Eagles will win and cover, though. As you said, better line play on both sides of the ball for the Eagles.

 

[finman13]

Pube head beating his chest like the gorilla he is over the 30 dimer. Only shows playoff "earnings" on site. I guess the basketball picks don't count. Deceiving sack of shit.