The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[Tuesday]

I worked really hard on that in photoshop.

That's why it's a classic

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 164.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $1,645 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$350)

PAID PICKS: 18-13 / 58.0%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 0-1, -88 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (1W-1L) -48 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

8-5, +58.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

26-23-1, -859 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-4
100 DIME: 5-7-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 12-5
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 6-3

NFL PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

5-1, +445 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-6-1, -219 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

14-16, -310 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 7-4
50 DIME: 1-4
40 DIME: 4-3
30 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 8,708.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $87,085 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$109,030)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: POSITIVE 164.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 02/01/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[RidgeRider]

The best "Pube Head" could do to explain the loss last night was that the team he was backing had three bad possessions where they turned it over twice and missed a 3 pointer. They were losing practically the entire game. He's able to "move on" because he doesn't bet and he's just playing with monopoly money.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

WOW. Talk about a frustrating loss last night!!!!!
Western Carolina, catching +4 1/2 or 5 at home depending when you bet it, is tied at 64 with 8:01 to go in the game.
Their next 3 possessions the game was lost as WCU point guard and 2nd leading scorer Tre Jackson saw to it "we ain't winning this game."
He turned it over twice, missed a 3 and WCU got no closer than 3 the rest of the way.
They lost by 8.
Nice job Tre. Thanks for coming out. See you on campus.
Not the kind of start I was looking for here in February.
We have 11 days before Super Sunday so it is absolutely imperative I get on a roll here in College hoops.
I will be at radio row in Phoenix and there is no better feeling winning in college football the week of Super Sunday.
Tonight is about 40 dime winner #2 in a row and #5 of the last 6.
Now let's bang home this College winner tonight and get on the board here in February.
LFG!!!!!!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I will be at radio row in Phoenix and there is no better feeling winning in college football the week of Super Sunday.

College Football is over Lang... Don't do drugs kids.

 

[Tuesday]

Only an itty bitty 40 fake dimer for the big revenge game of the month...? This fool doesn't even pretend to pay attention to the fake dimes he pretends to be wagering...?

 

[jetzsuck]

Hofstra

 

[gander1]

Hofstra

Geez - I actually graduated from there. What an embarrassment to the school, The ole alma mater will never be the same!

 

[StackinGreen]

Pube Head and pro anal are funny

How much does Lang clear a year? 50k?

 

[finman13]

View attachment 58859

Why glue freshly cut pubes to your head? Are they even washed?

 

[Tuesday]

Pube Head and pro anal are funny

How much does Lang clear a year? 50k?

Shad up ok lackingreens ya pathetic fraud you keep trying to join into this thread when Pimpy and everyone already told you ta fuck off ya jackass...?

 

[finman13]

I will be at radio row in Phoenix and there is no better feeling winning in college football the week of Super Sunday.

College Football is over Lang... Don't do drugs kids.

No better feeling than winning in college football super bowl week? An all time lang classic.

 

[Tuesday]

Hofstra

Thank you for confirming it js...SO TOWSON IT IS GOGOGO FUCK YOU jtroller/lang a tang/and lackin if you keep trying to butt into here???

 

[sniperpicks]

Look ? like he got a W after some HASSLE HOFF-stra covers with 4 pt win

 

[Buckeyefan80]

I will be at radio row in Phoenix and there is no better feeling winning in college football the week of Super Sunday.

College Football is over Lang... Don't do drugs kids.

The East-West game was yesterday. I’m guessing that’s what he was referring to.

 

[StackinGreen]

The East-West game was yesterday. I’m guessing that’s what he was referring to.

I wonder how long Langer can take his record NCAA hoops losing streak, can he eclipse the 17 straight losers of ~10 years ago?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The East-West game was yesterday. I’m guessing that’s what he was referring to.

Then why didn't he make it his play of the day?
He just fucked up and wrote football instead of basketball.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 204.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $2,045 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$50)

PAID PICKS: 19-13 / 59.3%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 1-1, -48 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (2W-1L) -8 DIMES