The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

So Saturday the Mets gave me a 75 dime winner over the Dodgers. Last night a 50 dime winner over Padres.

Sure, only talk about the 2 winners you had last week on Saturday and Monday, don't mention the 5 losers on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday. Also don't mention the fact you dropped 371.5 Dimes last week, that would be bad for business.

I am confident I have the winner tonight.

I am confident that you are well on your way to another big losing year.

 

[sevgee74]

Incredible how stupid he is to tip his hand giving you the game he's betting on. He's so predictable all over mets cock again, they will bang him good when variance catches up. But he will keep taking them being the clueless dickhole he is until they lose; so sad its his only out to not lose now.

 

[sabsez]

Incredible how stupid he is to tip his hand giving you the game he's betting on. He's so predictable all over mets cock again, they will bang him good when variance catches up. But he will keep taking them being the clueless dickhole he is until they lose; so sad its his only out to not lose now.

He likes hanging his tip out for someone to suck on.

 

[StackinGreen]

He's so predictable, obviously on the Mets again against Darvish. I'm on the under.

 

[finman13]

Well, wrong side. Big fat loser. They didn't care. End of story.
After the juicy 75 dime dog on the Mets (+160) on Saturday, the Celtics were already back in Boston before game 2 last night.
Back to the diamond. 50 dimer. Mets/Padres.
Let's gooooooo.

Big f

 

[finman13]

Dick spank will probably ride the mets. He cant say dog of course. What an asshat. Pro anus wallering around in a gutter with rats

 

[finman13]

Geez . I posted that early in day. Still assuming he is on mets

 

[sniperpicks]

He on Mets. Not looking good for LANG and his retred bet

4-0 padres. Top 7

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang curse is alive and well.
Both Alonso and Marte leave game early injuries.

 

[finman13]

Lang in a ditch somewhere mouthing to himself "where did it all go wrong?" The movie residuals all gone. Pro anus silent.

 

[sniperpicks]

Loses his ass

wins 50

ups the stakes , risks 77. Loses

 

[Tuesday]

?????????????

Lang curse is alive and well.
Both Alonso and Marte leave game early injuries.

Loses his ass

wins 50

ups the stakes , risks 77. Loses

Thank you for confirming Sniper - MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
?????????????

 

[finman13]

Great job Lang. Yet another ass pounding

 

[finman13]

So is it heads celtics and tails warriors or vice versa Langatang? It will probably land heads.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 995 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $9,950 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$11,945)

PAID PICKS: 78-78-2 / 50.0%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 2-5, -386.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (0W-1L) -75 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

22-21-1, -563.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-4-1
100 DIME: 3-4
80 DIME: 8-3
75 DIME: 1-3
60 DIME: 5-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 2-1
25 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

5-9, -318.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-3
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 1-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's get on the board in these NBA finals.

Game 3 in Boston. Series tied 1-1.
Golden State no-showed in the 4th quarter of game 1 and lost. Boston no-showed in game 2 and got destroyed.
What happens tonight?
I have a 100 dime move tonight as I look to get on the board in these NBA finals.
As for last night, I went to the well with the Mets again and the bottom line is they couldn't hit Yu Darvish. End of story.
So it's back to the NBA finals and I am confident I have the winner tonight.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

So it's back to the NBA finals and I am confident I have the winner tonight.

Same confidence as you had in the Mets winning last night?
And why is Lang no longer reminding us how that $10 bettor has been doing the past 80 some odd days??????

 

[finman13]

Let's get on the board in these NBA finals.

Game 3 in Boston. Series tied 1-1.
Golden State no-showed in the 4th quarter of game 1 and lost. Boston no-showed in game 2 and got destroyed.
What happens tonight?
I have a 100 dime move tonight as I look to get on the board in these NBA finals.
As for last night, I went to the well with the Mets again and the bottom line is they couldn't hit Yu Darvish. End of story.
So it's back to the NBA finals and I am confident I have the winner tonight.
Let's gooooooo.

You always go back to the well, only to find it dry. It's your unique money management and discipline.

Your brother says stop trying to contact him. He hates you.

Nothing from pro anus. Excellent

 

[sabsez]

So it's back to the NBA finals and I am confident I have the winner tonight.

Same confidence as you had in the Mets winning last night?
And why is Lang no longer reminding us how that $10 bettor has been doing the past 80 some odd days??????

He got nowhere to go..longer sucks, shorter sucks. Now he hope everyone got hit with some bat-memory eraser spray, or smokes meth, and today is the day. Today is always the day. What a butt plug.