Seriously.. What is the best way to impress a woman?

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Be strange as hell, dress goth, pee and doody on her. Join a nudist colony. Dont be normal. Rap and talk uneducated. Dont be thoughtful. Watch american Idol. Then join a hippie farm and you get laid dont worry
 

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Tell her you're filthy rich and have a terminal disease ...

who knows Anna Nicole might even come knocking down your door?
 

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lander...what do you suppose that old..toothless man was doing for Anna Nicole Smith??????
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[This message was edited by sweetie on May 22, 2004 at 07:32 PM.]
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
I have no clue anymore...how do you impress a total stranger?
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Have her see you driving a nice car. It's a huge first-impression. She'll qualify you and conclude that you've got something going for you in life, and you can take it from there. If she sees you in a shitbox, forget it. Being seen with another attractive woman helps too, believe it or not. It could be a co-worker or even your sister, but being with attractive women helps qualify you with other women.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by -SLIM-:
and the number one way to impress a woman....tell her you own an RX shirt for reaching a 1000 posts....
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Might be difficult to find a woman if your divorced and have no money due to child support payments. You might watch some episodes of 5th wheel, Elimidate, and The Bachelor to get an idea of what to say or NOT to say around woman.
Whatever you do don't talk about your ex very much or berate the hell out of your ex giving your date the impression "no wonder why she divorced him". If your date asks just tell her that you guys were incompatible or didn't have similar likes and dislikes then leave it at that and change the subject. Also another suggestion when you get a date is don't always take her out to eat or a movie all the time. Don't stay home and rent movies all the time either. Find different places to go out.
If your just out for a piece of ass then disregard everything I said. Tell her your a doctor, your Ferrari is in the garage being worked on, and your mansion is being renovated. Take her to a bar, get her hammered, then let Mr. Johnson go to work.
Above all DO NOT tell her your a Yankee fan otherwise you will never get a piece of ass.
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jman, your ways sound like stalking to me.

the best two ways to impress a woman are with a huge cock or being able to lick your own eyebrows.
 

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So where is Journeyman anyway? hmnnnn wonder if our advice helped?......
Journeyyyyyyyyyy..man...come tell us which method you are going to employ
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You give to the father of bride to be canoe, and maybe 20-25 gallons of insecticide and should be patz patz all set my mans!
 

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[This message was edited by wilheim on May 23, 2004 at 10:53 PM.]
 

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journey just tell her that 10 dollar supermarket story. she will think youre the bad boy type and you should get plenty of ass. i dont want to see anymore of this thread. females are airheads they just want a challenege and a guy with muscles and tats with some bad boy what is so hard about this
 

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these kind of threads are good for a few good laughs, solid advice and great conversation...nothing wrong with that

always get some good pointers and some comedy when you come to TheRx no matter the topic!

Barman , the guy is a great read, always has something funny or interesting to say...
 

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journey how come you never know when i am kidding. i am going to have the pitching coach come out and talk to you before you walk another batter.
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Part of what American said above is true....the part about being seen with an attractive woman...

A friend of mine told me his experiences with women was that whenever he walked into a bar he normally frequented, if he was with a woman, then every woman he knew had to come up to him and talk and be friendly.....

...if he walked in alone, most of the women he knew didn't bother to come up to even say hello.

I didn't fully realize that little tidbit of information until I walked into one of my hangouts with a female friend of mine....all of a sudden every woman who even vaguely knew me had to nose in and start a conversation....

I rarely go on dates and this NEVER happened to me before when I went in the same place by myself.

Competition. You will find out how fickle women really are.
 

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