JMan-
Might be difficult to find a woman if your divorced and have no money due to child support payments. You might watch some episodes of 5th wheel, Elimidate, and The Bachelor to get an idea of what to say or
NOT to say around woman.
Whatever you do don't talk about your ex very much or berate the hell out of your ex giving your date the impression "no wonder why she divorced him". If your date asks just tell her that you guys were incompatible or didn't have similar likes and dislikes then leave it at that and change the subject. Also another suggestion when you get a date is don't always take her out to eat or a movie all the time. Don't stay home and rent movies all the time either. Find different places to go out.
If your just out for a piece of ass then disregard everything I said. Tell her your a doctor, your Ferrari is in the garage being worked on, and your mansion is being renovated. Take her to a bar, get her hammered, then let Mr. Johnson go to work.
Above all
DO NOT tell her your a Yankee fan otherwise you will never get a piece of ass.
[This message was edited by sportsmonitor on May 23, 2004 at 09:00 PM.]