Seriously.. What is the best way to impress a woman?

[sweetie]

Jeeezzzzzzz..you guys

The mouth...THE MOUTH IS ALL U NEED

!!!!..
1. smile..let her acknowledge yr presence

2. later on..say hi, bu not too soon...she may think that you are a stalker or desperate.

3. make small talk...and be funny/charming

4. invite her out to lunch..have good conversation

5...EAT HER...ooops..I meant take her to dinner

 

[Fishhead]

EASY

Tell her you post at THERX!

 

[elgordo+]

JJ Gold once said you have to be a master of Cunnilungus, maybe he was on to something.

 

[VOLTITAN]

Obviously, different women are impressed for a variety of different reasons but to attract the largest, sanest amount of women here is my opinion:

#1.) You have to have a decent job/career or somehow have a decent amount of money. I know some will poo poo this, but women basically like strength and security. Money means you can buy a decent home, clothes, food and provide in the relationship (especially if she wants kids). You basically have to have your "act" together.
#2) You have to look as good as possible (even if you know you don't have great looks) and dress reasonably well. Get in shape, try to look and dress younger etc..
#3) You have to be a good conversationalist and be able to get her mind aroused as much as her body. You usually have to be funny and make her laugh and have a good time. She has to feel comfortable around you. You also have to listen well. You usually have to put some time in and develop a dating relationship over time. Something I have learned is that women like a little challenge. You can't call her everyday right off the bat. Play a little hard to get. If you act to needy for a relationship it could turn her off.
Anyway, people could offer a million pieces of advice here so Good luck in your search.

 

[sweetie]

BIGTEX...and he was soooo accurate

VOLTITAN...I totally agree with you.............BUT.....what good are all the things you cited when you havent even mentioned being compatible in the bedroom

....How many men REALLY know how to please a woman with his mouth....men are more apt to concentrate on size..who cares if a penis is one inch or one foot...after a good "southern"

meal the one inch seems like 12 inches anyway.......knowing how to do it will certainly seal the deal and keep your woman HAPPY..CONTENTED ......

 

[JimFiestSux]

Roll up a pair of socks and stick them inside your underwear! ALL WOMAN check down there and she'll see a buldge through your pants! Now if she bites and wants it then you need to boff her in the dark and use your fist!

 

[PeteRoseJR]

I find chicks love 24 yr olds, good looking, good job, nice truck......Oh wait I just described myself..oops

Honestly though, chicks love what they cant have and they love confidence.

Good Luck J-Man, you seem like a good guy, be confident and play hard to get and your dinky will be stinky in no time!!!!

PRJ

 

[packer2012]

Easy!!!

Just pull out a rock solid 10 inch....

Stack of Ben Franklins!

 

[TheFunkMonkey]

As VOLTITAN said, it is all about security. Just a matter of what their priorities are. Do they want financial security? Emotional? Physical?

Financial security is no longer the automatic answer, especially if the women makes more money than you do!

However, even with the sexual revolution, there are still lots of women who dream about meeting a rich man who will take care of them and pay for everything. In fact, that is their "career" goal!

 

[sweetie]

T F MONKEY....maybe Journeyman should clarify...is he looking for a serious long-term relationship or just a few dates ???

Journeyman...you know what?????LIE

...
Tell the one at Home Depot...that you are remodeling your home

For the one at the Dentist...grin..show off yr perfect teeth

and
for the one at the bank...do as your male counterparts say...Flash your money... make sure yr acc. is loaded...then ask her to check yr balance

[This message was edited by sweetie on May 22, 2004 at 10:42 AM.]

 

[Mr NJ Sports]

Ask her if she has change for a 10,000 dollar bill

 

[sherman]

be yourself....

 

[lander]

tell her your going to the party at the Shrink Manion and need some more hos for your posse

 

[superstar]

selfconfidence... try to rediscover your inner asshole.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Wait till she is looking at you,then part your hair with your tongue.

 

[THE SHRINK]

Judge!!!

 

[winkyduck]

as others have pointed out:

MONEY (there is an inverse relationship between money and looks - the more money you have - the uglier you can be and still have women flock to you - ask shrink - he would know all about this)

A "Schlong" used by the NFL to measure "first downs" with (see Tommy Lee here)

Bad Boy image (women can say all they want how they want a "nice guy" but when it comes time to take one home for the night - the "badder" you are - the better your chances are of going home/spending time with her).

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Car (if you drive a Toyota Echo - you ain't getting a hot babe in the car - no more how much money or how "big" you are - but if you drive an expensive sports car (even if it is rented for the weekend you stand a great chance).

 

[barman]

JUDGE...LMAO in Clearwater...I can't even wet my nose

HEY JMAN...let's get one thing straight from the start.

Since most any dame that you're going to socialize with long-term has got to be down with The Great Game, you get the small talk down. Earlier suggestions were decent.

I like this kind of thread:

JM: Man everytime I come in here, you're working.

D: Well yeah, it's a lot of hours.

JM: What does your family think of all your hours?

D: Well we do the best we can (Or she cites a problem the family has with her hours)...(or she sez, "I'm not married, and/or no kids")

JM: Does your husband work long hours too?

Leads to the husband, boyfriend, I can't believe you don't have one or the other comments above.

THEN, just ask her, "What do you do when you actually have a chance to get an offday?"

She will reply with something. Then you ask her, "I go to Orioles games when they're in town"

THIS WILL PROVOKE the key answer. She will either shrug off the O's, or she will make some kind of comment which indicates at least a passing awareness of the Orioles. (They suck this year...or they're doing better this year...or I like going to O's games too.)

Then suggest to her, hey if a home game happened to match one of your off days, would you like to join me? We could meet at a nearby restaurant for a couple drinks and maybe a bite prior, then walk over to the Yard.

This gives her a chance to arrive separately, which helps with the whole Going To Her House For the First Time When You Don't Know What To Expect, and the Never Ending Car Ride Where You Try and Think Of Stuff To Say.

 

[JohnnyDeMarco]

best way to impress a woman is to be impressed by yourself. This theory applies to everything in life. You can sell anything using this theory as well.

Plus it helps to be able to speak/ Don't sound like you were on hee haw or a sopranos castoff.

 

[-Slim-]

and the number one way to impress a woman....tell her you own an RX shirt for reaching a 1000 posts....