That josh gordan shit right there. Diluted tests. Water for sure flushes it out but cranberry juice has some toxins in it that help too. Yeah it hides in fat cells true.
Happy 4/20 dude. I don't really care about this day cuz everyday is 4/20 but I'm definitely taking myself down to bmore tonight to hit a few of the head shops
I used to spend a ton of money on the kits that are for passing drug tests. Then i read it is a waste of money and the only way to do it is dilution. I drink a gallon of water or as much as i can get down, piss once before i go test and drink a huge redbull. Something in the redbull makes it so the test doesnt get rejected for dillution. They said it has to be redbull not just any energy drink. Maybe the high taurine content is what makes this work
My buddy uses Magnum 400, a synthetic pisser also...
Most of the drinks are just creatine and such. I know a lot of people that use to sware by Suregel, the jam and jelly stuff. You're totally right in a key factor being never to give the first piss of the day, and always give a midstream sample, never the first little bit. Got this pee pee test stuff down to a science...lol
This is pretty embarrassing to me but my Therapist says acknowledging it and not pretending it didn't happen/stop trying to hide it will "be good for me" so I'll try it since he says thats what I should do.
Back in '13 my boss (Pete) asked me outta nowhere to take a Drug Test and I responded poorly.
At the 1:00 mark of this you can see....
Back in '13 my boss (Pete) asked me outta nowhere to take a Drug Test and I responded poorly.
At the 1:00 mark of this you can see....
Pretty sure it's tonight, but yea, we definitely need the details. Put it in the air...
LMAO. So I figured I make her wait... Asked her around midnight what club she was in, she replied and I didn't say I was coming, She gets anxious y open up a bottle of wine and start chilling while I decide if I'm really meeting her. She deserves the wait, the suspense, she keeps hammering with whatsapp messages. At 2am I decide is time and call a cab... just before entering the club I down 2 capsules of mdma so I mellow out and to take the edge off a lil bit. I come from behind and tell her in the ear "Im gonna miss these legs so much" as I caress her thighs she turns around and kisses me. The rest is story you can probably guess we dance for an hour and I was able to get a shut eye until 6am. We fucked 3 or 4 times. I am at work, only slept 2 and half hours and I guess this is pretty much the best case scenario of the whole situation.
We didnt get into feelings and stuff that much. We both understood it was a goodbye and the best possible memory was to act like nothing ever happened, at least for one night.
I'm not seeing her tonight... Im going out with a 19 year old I met at tinder... will post pics later 
During the weekend a current model from IMM Costa Rica (best agency in the country) asked me out... a common friend says she's batshit crazy (i deduced that based on her asking me out ty). We are meeting tomorrow.
I'm saying busy and last night wont change that, she needs her time and I need mine and maybe we-ll figure it out one day, not just this day.
This has been a good year lady wise I admit.
During the weekend a current model from IMM Costa Rica (best agency in the country) asked me out... a common friend says she's batshit crazy (i deduced that based on her asking me out ty). We are meeting tomorrow.
I'm saying busy and last night wont change that, she needs her time and I need mine and maybe we-ll figure it out one day, not just this day.
This has been a good year lady wise I admit.
I'm not seeing her tonight... Im going out with a 19 year old I met at tinder... will post pics later
During the weekend a current model from IMM Costa Rica (best agency in the country) asked me out... a common friend says she's batshit crazy (i deduced that based on her asking me out ty). We are meeting tomorrow.
Aww Yes this is very good news, very very good news. Ah Yes. This is excellent.
The 19 year old with Promise of Pics too...
We are Richly Blessed up in this thread here, Richly Blessed Indeed.
I heard mdma and 19 yr old and I gotta woody just thinking about the good ole days...
anxiously waiting and living vicariously through pockets updates now... @)
Therapy, like, seriously might be the only thing that keeps you from Losing Your Mind comPLETELY since every single part of your normal routine is now changed. Can't have Med. Rare Steak no more, can't smoke weed no more
It will all be worth it, a more +EV investment you won't find but yeah this thread is a Godsend
