Psst...JC.....
Here's what you do. Just say that a multi billion dollar deal came up and you had to oversee every last detail. Now that you sealed the deal and have wealth beyond anyones dreams you are having the company helicopter drop you on the cruise ship utilizing your amazing Navy Seal like skills.
Or, even more believable, tell everyone that you have the ability to time travel and warped into the future in order to update your Fantasy Football standings and will now warp back to Saturday and be back on schedule.
Or maybe a combination of the two. I mean shit, Navy Seals are bad asses and who doesn't want to time travel.