Ok harrington you do what for a living? you live in HAMBURG NY??? haha. you live in a crappy town in NY. You probably dont even make 30,000 a year. But damn you really got me with those great lines, i guess that makes up for the other thousand failures of your life.
Hey prime me and my wife have a combined income of about $90,000 a year. I just built a $250,000 house, which is like a mansion in “this crappy town”. That much in New York city buys a hunk of shit. Oh and in case I forgot to mention I paid cash for it. And anytime you would like to compare brokerage accounts, I’d be happy to put up a grand that my net worth is twice yours dickhead. Pretty thinned skin for a lawyer aren’t you? I think all lawyer’s are scum. Lawyer’s are part of the reason the country is in the shape it is today. Well I’ve got to go now slim ball but I thought I’d let you read a few oldies but goodies. Oh shit I forgot to get my play in on the V-Tech game. Oh well it’s only 45 minutes into the game maybe Olympic will still let me put it in.
Lawyer Jokes
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Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer
in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning laywer?
A1: Take your foot off his head.
A2: No.
Good!
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dung?
A: The bucket.
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?
A. In the cemetary
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Heck, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.
Hey prime me and my wife have a combined income of about $90,000 a year. I just built a $250,000 house, which is like a mansion in “this crappy town”. That much in New York city buys a hunk of shit. Oh and in case I forgot to mention I paid cash for it. And anytime you would like to compare brokerage accounts, I’d be happy to put up a grand that my net worth is twice yours dickhead. Pretty thinned skin for a lawyer aren’t you? I think all lawyer’s are scum. Lawyer’s are part of the reason the country is in the shape it is today. Well I’ve got to go now slim ball but I thought I’d let you read a few oldies but goodies. Oh shit I forgot to get my play in on the V-Tech game. Oh well it’s only 45 minutes into the game maybe Olympic will still let me put it in.
Lawyer Jokes
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Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer
in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning laywer?
A1: Take your foot off his head.
A2: No.
Good!
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dung?
A: The bucket.
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?
A. In the cemetary
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Heck, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.
