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My Wife does the washing Saturday morning, so if I'm carrying truckloads of Arthur I fold it up in her soiled knickers basket, the safest place in the house. :103631605
 

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Inside the ole mattress. Make a small slit in side of the mattress or box spring and start stuffing it in there. If you want to take it back out it might be a little tough but a great way to save over time......... Like a giant piggy bank you sleep on every night. :thumbsup:

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yeah and when the wife surpirises you with a new mattress for some occasion...you can beat the dog shit outta her
 

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My Wife does the washing Saturday morning, so if I'm carrying truckloads of Arthur I fold it up in her soiled knickers basket, the safest place in the house. :103631605

I forgot to say, of course there's the inevitable downside. Spending it in the Pub brings some odd looks, especially the Barman.
 

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This may be the dumbest thread ever. What are you an imbecile that can't think for himself? Use your brain. First off, no one in here knows your living situation, your environment, the types of people you hang around, if you're married, if you're a criminal. Only you know you or your surroundings.
 

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Some decent ideas out there. I was hoping someone would understand where I am coming from.

I told everything right off the bat yet some people still talk about inside the house. Thanks for the input.
 

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Thanks TT,yes this is classic.

T.B. don't forget to hide your get out of jail free card with all that other monopoly money you bet with!
 

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Inside an old black and White TV set, just remember where it is before the garage sale.
 

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Thanks TT,yes this is classic.

T.B. don't forget to hide your get out of jail free card with all that other monopoly money you bet with!


LMAO, you have never picked a winner in your life. You hang at gambling sites and couldn't pick your nose.

I could prove that I picked over 60% last year with this same name at various sites many picks. I win and you do not. Cut and dry. LMAO!!
 

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LMAO, you have never picked a winner in your life. You hang at gambling sites and couldn't pick your nose.

I could prove that I picked over 60% last year with this same name at various sites many picks. I win and you do not. Cut and dry. LMAO!!


Well shit then give this guy a Cigar Man
 

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He's going to hide his penny jar from his bookie

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Super Moderator?


A more appropriate term for you would clearly be Super Goofball. Yourposts in the poker thread and here are embarrassing for the RX I am sure. What a clown.
 

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Numbered account offshore, switzerland, caymans, tortola caribbean
 

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Numbered account offshore, switzerland, caymans, tortola caribbean


This is what I was getting at. Does this have to be declared on taxes? If so then no good. But these are the ideas. Some people know what i am getting at. Not the toilet or tv. LOL. Thanks but come on!
 

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How about hiding it in the form of gold bullion ? You could probably hold 20 k-rands in your hand easily, and that's well over $10,000 in value. Surely you could find a place to hide something this compact. You could put in inside a wall or something ( maybe slip it under an electrical outlet or something). No way anybody should find it.
 

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How about hiding it in the form of gold bullion ? You could probably hold 20 k-rands in your hand easily, and that's well over $10,000 in value. Surely you could find a place to hide something this compact. You could put in inside a wall or something ( maybe slip it under an electrical outlet or something). No way anybody should find it.


I have mentioned away from the house like 4 times. There are reasons for away from the house and yes that makes it a little harder. Nice thoughts but not at home.
 

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A place in Vegas (maybe other cities by now) rents storage 3ft. by 3ft and larger, requires no I.D., no name, nothing. Just pay your rent, you have the only key or combo, and no one else. 24 / 7 access.
 

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A place in Vegas (maybe other cities by now) rents storage 3ft. by 3ft and larger, requires no I.D., no name, nothing. Just pay your rent, you have the only key or combo, and no one else. 24 / 7 access.



Now you are talking. This is good. Need rent to be reasonable.....but this is what I need.

Got to be real careful....
 

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