Thanks TT,yes this is classic.
T.B. don't forget to hide your get out of jail free card with all that other monopoly money you bet with!
How about hiding it in the form of gold bullion ? You could probably hold 20 k-rands in your hand easily, and that's well over $10,000 in value. Surely you could find a place to hide something this compact. You could put in inside a wall or something ( maybe slip it under an electrical outlet or something). No way anybody should find it.
A place in Vegas (maybe other cities by now) rents storage 3ft. by 3ft and larger, requires no I.D., no name, nothing. Just pay your rent, you have the only key or combo, and no one else. 24 / 7 access.