Scammerty, I was thinking about you and your scams. Honestly, I'm a nice guy and I felt a soft spot in my heart for you. So I thought to myself, "Maybe Scammerty is really just a nice guy that needs a hand up?" So I thought of a business plan for you.
Scammerty, why not do this?
Cut out a 3' x 3' square from your bedroom wall so that you have kind of a drive-up window from parents' house facing the street. You know, like one of those drive-up expresso huts they have in some cities. Well, here's what you do. Set up your business like one of those expresso huts. Except what you do is sell "Scammerty Asshole". All the people you stole from you just stick your ass out the window and you can charge $500 for each ass-pumping you receive. The great thing about this is while your ass is facing the street and exchanging hairy scamming dunghole for scammed dollars, you can keep your eyes on the TV inside so you can watch your games.
Offering up hairy anus for stolen dollars? Now Brian, come on, don't you think that's more honest than running your scams?