Jackie's half arsed attempts at Wold Cup Betting.

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just as I was about to say I don't think the Iranians will hold on very long defensively and wait a bit to get portugal at 2.0 we get a goal...well...it seems that as soon as I get some money on the live bet I can't but piss it away...
 

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yeah I got some money on them and they finally get one in. Thank you Decoooo!:dancefool
 

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2-1-7 -36.5%

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6-3 +14.275%


Czech Ghana over 2 at 1.63 for 15% Bet of the day
Czech and Italy at 2.24 for 7.5%
 

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Despite my abysmal live bet record it still gives me some satisfaction that my proper bets and the bets of the day are still spot on, of course today was a losing day overall, but it was a shame for that missed penalti and the missed ghana over. I am still satisfied I parleyd the Czechs and the Italians.

Oh well, just got back from a wedding, and as some here might now I ve given up booze for good (at least for now) for over a year now, so it was all coke, water, and tonics for me tonight but I had a good time nevertheless. That said can anyone tell me how the fuck do I have a headache more akin to a hangover than anything else right now? Heh, heh, heh, back tommorow.

To Winbet:

Buddy, it seems I am one of your live betting squares, it's good to know my money is in safe hands.
 

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Maximum Bet on France at 22.5% for me, it's the most valueable bet I ve seen so far in the world cup, and goes without saying bet of the day. I garner no respect for the Japs and Koreans which according to their body types are better suited to bruce lee karate flicks, gymnastics, or the world midget cup. They were unashamedly favoured in the previous world cup, it's time they paid their dues, and with a fair officiating they stand no chance against France, it's time the vairous lees and kims got a good ass kicking. I am raising my stakes to the max 1/4 of the bankroll instead of the handicap here, france are a team choke full of talent, zidane is determined to end his career either at a high or with some respectable performances, and although anything can and often does happen in football, I can't see how this can go anywhere but the win for France.

The lines for the brazilian over/under are a joke to me, the aussies are not exactly efficient up front, they might be against the afformentioned lees, kims, etc. but lucio, roberto carlos, dida etc. are a different ball game. And I am not conviced brazil has got 2 plus goals pocketed, as they should have normally, way they are playing right now. Besides Gus Hidding, aussie coach, is no fool and his going to go into this superdefensively. This is as public a line as they can be, and I am willing to take a punt at the under 3 at pinnacle's 1.74 for 5.5%. Of course this could turn into a goal fest, as any game in soccer, but I am willing to take the risk here on some good grounds way i see it.

Fade the asians part two, with my choice of croatia who played some good football against brazil and who I think are a better team than the aussies. For me the Japs are the worse team of the world cup, the most inept, and they just don't have the body type for the game, unless kung foo kicks are suddenly allowed in the game, they will always be overpowered by opponents, I watched them with Australia and it's so easy for a team with some decent strength to muscle their way to the ball and take possesion from the japs. Besides the immense ineptness they showed at scoring missing tons of chances in their counter attacks when australia were attacking with a 10-0-0 formation, all point to Croatia. That's going to be a high bet for me for 12.5% at 1.65.

Lastly I am taking a parley with France, Croatia and Brazil at 2.7 for 3.5% of my bankroll, and another with France -1, Croatia -1 for 3.5% at 3.4.

I am not quoting bookmakers any more, but all the prices are widely available, pinnacle, the exchanges etc. etc. at some dodgier shops or some shops I might be overlooking you can even get better prices.

Best of luck. As per usual.
 

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Duckstabber, beside posting some babes on his thread has initiated me on some props I ve been overlooking that seem very good value for money, unlike most props, so here I go,

Japan v Croatia: Japan Team Total Under 0.75, 1.95 5%
France v South Korea: South Korea Team Total Under 0.75, 1.74 5%

Of course pinnacles linemakers are no fools, and it's quite perplexing to me how they get these lines, I d have priced both of these at around 1.5s...weird lines...

But instead of opting for the classless babes duckstabber posts in his thread, to each his own, I all be opting for a my greek sweetheart as a good luck charm here Maria Menounos.
 

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Jackie:

Careful about going against the Asians. Bruce Lee had a powerful round-house kick and some of the Asian players could use this on the ball.

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hehehehehhh, are you still over there man? You probably should wipe this thread from your laptop less somebody sees it.

Way I see it is this, Brucie is dead, but there are plenty of judokas, karatekas, karaokis and the rest, bring a guy like that in the squad, have him go mental and take out a few players of the opposing teams, take out henry, zidane, thuram, etc., five or six star players will do, and a good kung foo fighter (NOT FUCKING CHAKIE CHAN) could easily do that with a few nasty round house kicks, to finish these guys of for good. He gets the red card, you ll be playing with ten, france will put 3 lesser stars in with no more subs they ll get to play with about 8 player. Of course our bruce lee guy will be banned for life, but what the fuck, it's a kamikazi culture, sacrifice for the common good.

Plan B. As I ve suggested, get the u.s. track and field head dope coach in, and pump these guys fool of steroids, because they are fast and half decent technically wise, triple their size, have them take every hormonal supplement under the sun.

Plan C. Mixed squad. Enough with the midgets. Put 7 or 8 midgets in and stack about three sumo guys just in front of the goalpost, nothing will go through these guys, of course they ll have to lose the silly atttire, and cover their asses with some pants, but you ll be covering your ass at the back and then you can play a 3-5-2 formation, the three sumo guys bulking up the goal post. Guaranteed zero in defence, is half the game.

Any asian league officers reading these should already be seeing in me a innovator with very bold plans for their football, albeit a bit racist, nothing that a geisha or two wont fix, and should start following me around with contracts and wet pens. Hire old jackie and you ll get the world cup.

As an added bonus, will institute the following, harakire for all the player after any draw or loss, should be a bit costly for talent, but it'll add a bit of an extra motivation for players, some art of war stuff too, like getting a few of (my) geisha's to suck the opponent's powers dry the night before... And because every innovator should have some grand plans too, how but that damn war with South and North Korea, come on boys you are flirting with it for such a long time, involve japan too, then when all is over and done and one takes over the rest will have a huge talent pool, think about it.

Jackie
(asian football innovator, mentor and head coach).
 

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JackDee said:



Duckstabber's babe's classless? I beg to differ.

Who ever this slut is, she ain't on the same par as Duck's babes, with/without clothes.:toast:

For me, don't give a damn, so long as the babe's good-luck-charm brings home the bacon on the pick.:thumbsup2:
 

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The proverbial bacon is what we are after.

But you come say it to my face that Maria is a slut tbone...hehhehhehhehh...
 

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Dee, did any Asian person pee in your cereal this morning you fucking racist bastard ?
 

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Classless babes, eh?

Admittedly, the Italian donna yesterday was sub-par but I was in a hurry! It wont happen again! :drink:
 

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JackDee said:
The proverbial bacon is what we are after.

But you come say it to my face that Maria is a slut tbone...hehhehhehhehh...


JD, any broad that made it onto this board is a slut as far as I'm concerned.
And slut brings good karma is always welcome to all of us.

BTW, I'll remember to look you up at the therx bash to say it to your face brother!:thumbsup2:
 

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vegas is long way from here man, and I ll be leaving on holidays soon, but in case I ever make it I won't bother with fist fights, heheheh.

duck, I like the korean babe a lot, and the team props where I rode your coatails.

canabiz, nope I keep my cereal away from asian genitalia because I know they are prone to such types of behaviour. I am not a racist, although I do believe that different races/cultures have diffent strenghts and witnesses, and admittedly I don't think very highly of the asians, for example I d like a black guy for the 100 m race, a european for the swimming team, and asians for the midget world cup, the game just doesn't suit them, esp. the japs, because the koreans are half decent. I am sure you keep your joint from any unwanted urinal contamination. Keep smoking this shit and mashing your brain up. Racism is the new world orders front for all the ugly stuff that goes under the carpet and maybe when you sober up and have some brain left you ll realise this, it's ok for the africans to be fucked over by the u.s. and europe as well as killing and maming each other, but as soon as someone tries to make a distinction of what some people are good at, he is branded a racist. I used to do a lot of pot back in college, I ve probably smoked more and had more an better highs than with the crap you seem to be on, but I ve outgrown this habit. So, like I said, keep skinning up, and lighting up and listening to peter tosh and marley, but leave the thinking to the rest.

Well what can I say about today, it's tough blowing just about 25% of your bankroll on a single bet but nowdays I can handle it. I bet a team that went ahead on the 6th minute, dominated the game, and had a very, very clear goal wrongfully cancelled by the ref. I for once did all I could. It seems the koreans have carried on the officiating bias with them, so be it.

I was spot on with my analysis and bet on the brazilian over, and hence the win.

The croats dissapointed up front, missed a penalti and a lot of chances, and japan demonstrated once again why they are the weakest team in the world cup. Again I did all I could, if you fail from the penalti kick and can't score after creating ten to fifteen good chances, what can a punter do.

A welcome addition to my pallete where duckstaber's props that somewhat, together with the brazilian under lessened the losses.


Like I ve said before I am not giving the proper time and attention to this, but truth be told, and if I am deluding myself please someone point that out to me, I had much more than a fair share of bad luck too, I can take defeat grasiously most of the time, but having too consecutive days where the teams you bet, ivory coast and france, not getting a couple of clear penalti kicks or getting a crystal clear goal cancelled, and a third croatia missing a penalti and blowing away tons of chances is for me also an extremity in terms of what percentage of chance should be alloted to a punter.



Tough games to call for tommorow, I d bet Togo normally, but I ve been burned by the officiating which will probably side with the swiss and the tens of thousands of tourists/fans behind them, but at this price I ll have to think very hard of whether to bet the swiss or not. The total is hard to call too, valuewise the over is better.

Spain though underpriced looks good, maybe I ll post my views tommorow.
 

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JackDee, I have another question for you. When will they stop having tie games - meaning when will there be a shootout? That stupid Croatia and Japan tie killed me. Since soccer is new to me, I see the tie bet as the green 0 and 00 on a roulette table. You can bet on black and red, but there's always a chance that it hits green.
 

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First round (first three games for each team) is round robin. So its Win-Tie-Loss.

Second round begins the single elimination tournament, so there are no draws.
 

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Dee since this is your thread and this is about the World Cup, i won't be clogging it anymore with talks about races and whatnot

I do respect you as a football punter but I'm not so sure as a person LOL. I do realize the Asians are physically disadvantaged and you can just say that without mentioning stupid jokes and stereotyping shit. You say that you don't hold high regards for the Asians, well guess what, you are no better than anyone else Dee.

We have our philosophical differences, doesn't mean that we can't work together to beat the books. I wish you good luck in your future bets! I rest my case.

Cheers.
 

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Hey Jacko wondered when you were gonna stop being a ***** and start posting some more plays? I look forward to betting on the other side.
 

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