No, what's really funny is you. And you have no idea why.
You actually believe everyone envies your awesome lifestyle. Yeah, what I wouldn't give to be able to attend junior high level basketball games and then race back home so I can spend the rest of my time posting on this site every day. Talk about a lifestyles of the rich and famous 'best of' episode.
Nobody believes your bullshit poker fairy tale, but I almost hope it's true for your sake. You are far too stupid, worthless and incompetent to create any business value for yourself or potential employers.
Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice...I'll post the text of an RFP e-mail I just received. From an ongoing client. Yep, an actual client. I'll x out the pertinent details no one else needs to see...but it just pains you so bad to read this, doesn't it? You're dying inside.
2/5/15
Mr. :::JDeuce:::
Thank you for taking the time to discuss your interest in our Request for Proposal (RFP). You are being contacted by xxx Inc. for evaluation as a potential finalist to assist with the planning, implementation, management, and execution of the attached outlined project initiatives of our global xxxxx brand division (Project ID: xxxxxxx).
If you are interested in submitting a proposal, please contact xxxxx at the following email address:
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The RFP process will follow the schedule of events listed below:
Date Event
February 4-6, 2015 RFPs sent to qualified vendors
February 19, 2015 Receipt of vendor written questions deadline (5:00 PM PT)
March 1, 2015 Deadline for final completed RFP sent to xxx (5:00 PM PT)
March 13, 2015 Vendor presentation finalists chosen by xxx
March 23 - 27, 2015 Vendor demos at xxx headquarters in Beaverton, OR
April 6, 2015 xxx will finalize vendor selection
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See, this is what productive consultants/employees do. They use their minds to deliver palpable results. Unlike your completely worthless existence of sitting at home and posting inane drivel that everyone ridicules.