Matt Harvey Photo: Getty Images
Hondo, pale and rested after his annual two-month winter respite, is primed to embark on another action-packed baseball season that no doubt will be full of his trademark piques and valleys.
Before throwing out the first pick, however, Mr. Aitch owes HondoNation an apology for steering the citizenry toward Carolina in Super Bowl 50. Unfortunately, he was unable to foresee that by game’s end, Cam Newton and his Panthers would have a far worse day than Huey Newton and his Panthers, who were celebrated during Beyonce’s halftime show.
Sunday night: His Aitchness will use his No. 1 selection on Matt Harvey, who at age 27 finally has perfected his waste pitch. Ten units on the Metamucils to get some Royal revenge with an Opening Night flush.
Speaking of the Dark Diva, he insists he has every right not to speak to all the yellow journalists who made fun of his bladder problem. In fact, he readily points out it’s right there among the amendments to the constitution, which begins: “Wee-wee the people …” Harvey, according to sources, is 100 percent certain his interpretation would be supported by his favorite Supreme Court Justice — Whizzer White.
Word is Harvey isn’t buying into Donald Trump’s slogan, “Make America Great Again.” Matt feels it’s more important to “Make America Urinate Again.”
Red Sox fans would love to see the Mets ace in a Boston uniform someday. They think he’s a “wicked pissah.”
Speaking of bodily functions, Super Bowl MVP and “Dancing With The Stars” contestant Von Miller reportedly has a flatulence problem that is causing his partner some discomfort. Word is the show’s producers may bring him together with notorious “DWTS” gas-passer Nancy Grace for a special night of “Farting with the Stars.” Winner gets Shatner.
Hillary Clinton is growing increasingly irascible on the campaign trail, snapping recently at a Greenpeace activist and lashing out at Bernie Sanders. The Crusty ’Crat had better be careful. Rumor has it doctors have warned her if she continues to get her double-wide woolen pantsuit in a bunch, a painful extraction could become necessary.
Chipotle plans to open a hamburger chain called “Better Burger.” For those worried about the chain’s history of causing customers to put in extra toilet time, CEO (Chief E. coli Officer) Steve “The Big Queasy” Ells promises all franchises at all times will have a gastroenterologist on duty. Bon appetit!
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Hondo, pale and rested after his annual two-month winter respite, is primed to embark on another action-packed baseball season that no doubt will be full of his trademark piques and valleys.
Before throwing out the first pick, however, Mr. Aitch owes HondoNation an apology for steering the citizenry toward Carolina in Super Bowl 50. Unfortunately, he was unable to foresee that by game’s end, Cam Newton and his Panthers would have a far worse day than Huey Newton and his Panthers, who were celebrated during Beyonce’s halftime show.
Sunday night: His Aitchness will use his No. 1 selection on Matt Harvey, who at age 27 finally has perfected his waste pitch. Ten units on the Metamucils to get some Royal revenge with an Opening Night flush.
Speaking of the Dark Diva, he insists he has every right not to speak to all the yellow journalists who made fun of his bladder problem. In fact, he readily points out it’s right there among the amendments to the constitution, which begins: “Wee-wee the people …” Harvey, according to sources, is 100 percent certain his interpretation would be supported by his favorite Supreme Court Justice — Whizzer White.
Word is Harvey isn’t buying into Donald Trump’s slogan, “Make America Great Again.” Matt feels it’s more important to “Make America Urinate Again.”
Red Sox fans would love to see the Mets ace in a Boston uniform someday. They think he’s a “wicked pissah.”
Speaking of bodily functions, Super Bowl MVP and “Dancing With The Stars” contestant Von Miller reportedly has a flatulence problem that is causing his partner some discomfort. Word is the show’s producers may bring him together with notorious “DWTS” gas-passer Nancy Grace for a special night of “Farting with the Stars.” Winner gets Shatner.
Hillary Clinton is growing increasingly irascible on the campaign trail, snapping recently at a Greenpeace activist and lashing out at Bernie Sanders. The Crusty ’Crat had better be careful. Rumor has it doctors have warned her if she continues to get her double-wide woolen pantsuit in a bunch, a painful extraction could become necessary.
Chipotle plans to open a hamburger chain called “Better Burger.” For those worried about the chain’s history of causing customers to put in extra toilet time, CEO (Chief E. coli Officer) Steve “The Big Queasy” Ells promises all franchises at all times will have a gastroenterologist on duty. Bon appetit!
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well HONDO has Mets http://nypost.com/2016/04/02/hondo-the-misery-resumes/
LANG has KC Royals
face)(*^%
hno::smoking:##):hammerit
LANG has KC Royals
face)(*^%
hno::smoking:##):hammerit
This HONDO fella sounds like a wonderful mush to FADE!
Appears this bozo is making 2 MLB plays for Monday 4th:
20 units on Washington Nationals -190
20 units on Chicago Cubs -140
FADE AWAY!
From the NY Post:
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That didn’t take long. Hondo came up a wee bit short with Harvey and the Metamucils on Sunday night, which put the Day 1 deficit at a crisp 58 reeses.
Monday: Mr. Aitch is sure as Scherzer that Max will get last season’s Busts of the Year off to a fast start — 20 units on the Nats. Also, 20 on Arrieta and the Small Bears to make life hell for the Angels.
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Appears this bozo is making 2 MLB plays for Monday 4th:
20 units on Washington Nationals -190
20 units on Chicago Cubs -140
FADE AWAY!
From the NY Post:
......................
That didn’t take long. Hondo came up a wee bit short with Harvey and the Metamucils on Sunday night, which put the Day 1 deficit at a crisp 58 reeses.
Monday: Mr. Aitch is sure as Scherzer that Max will get last season’s Busts of the Year off to a fast start — 20 units on the Nats. Also, 20 on Arrieta and the Small Bears to make life hell for the Angels.
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http://nypost.com/2016/04/08/hondo-turns-up-the-heat/
Hondo faders got Langed yesterday lol
Hondos record 4-3
Hondo faders got Langed yesterday lol
Hondos record 4-3
Hondo
Hondo turns up the heat
Salazar and the Tribe provided excellent service at U.S. Cellular Field on Friday, answering the call from Hondo to elevate the earnings to 156 virdons.
Saturday: Mr. Aitch will try to keep the fire burning with some Cole — 20 units apiece on Gerrit of the Pirates and Hamels of the Rangers.
Hondo is losing Pirates play now but it aint over
later tonight is Rangers @ Angels
Hondo turns up the heat
Salazar and the Tribe provided excellent service at U.S. Cellular Field on Friday, answering the call from Hondo to elevate the earnings to 156 virdons.
Saturday: Mr. Aitch will try to keep the fire burning with some Cole — 20 units apiece on Gerrit of the Pirates and Hamels of the Rangers.
Hondo is losing Pirates play now but it aint over
later tonight is Rangers @ Angels
