Jungmann, obviously lacking experience, received an old-fashioned whupping on Monday, getting crushed by the Cardinals to cause Hondo’s formerly bulbous wad to shrink to 126 bichettes.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will put his DDPs (disposable dead presidents) on Chatwood to cut down the Giants — 20 units on Colorado. Actually, His Aitchness isn’t all that confident about the Rockies, but feels there’s a possibility they could be awarded a victory without even playing the game, much like state Republicans did Saturday for Ted Cruz.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will put his DDPs (disposable dead presidents) on Chatwood to cut down the Giants — 20 units on Colorado. Actually, His Aitchness isn’t all that confident about the Rockies, but feels there’s a possibility they could be awarded a victory without even playing the game, much like state Republicans did Saturday for Ted Cruz.
The Indians performed to Hondo’s expectation on Thursday afternoon, rocking Archer and the Rays to expand the earnings to 241 harrahs.
Friday night: With Terry Collins already showing extreme tension in his gluteal region, Mr. Aitch believes the Tribe will keep crackin’ against Colon — 20 units on Anderson. Also, 20 on the Twinks to end the suspense by proving they won’t go 0-for-162.
Friday night: With Terry Collins already showing extreme tension in his gluteal region, Mr. Aitch believes the Tribe will keep crackin’ against Colon — 20 units on Anderson. Also, 20 on the Twinks to end the suspense by proving they won’t go 0-for-162.
Hondo’s Indians were nipped by the Mets on Friday night, but that damage was largely offset when the Twins broke their 2016 maiden to put the earnings at 236 charboneaus.
Saturday: Even though Harvey has been tinkling with his motion, Mr. Aitch expects Cleveland to hose the Metamucil ace — 20 units on Tomlin.
Saturday: Even though Harvey has been tinkling with his motion, Mr. Aitch expects Cleveland to hose the Metamucil ace — 20 units on Tomlin.
Hondo kept the ball rolling in the right direction Sunday when the Pirates patched together a romp over the Brewers that enlarged the bulbous wad to 441 ainges.
Monday morning: Mr. Aitch will knock off early with a 20-unit play on the Blue Jays to make it Happ-en against the Sawx on Patriots’ Day at Fenway Pahk.
Monday morning: Mr. Aitch will knock off early with a 20-unit play on the Blue Jays to make it Happ-en against the Sawx on Patriots’ Day at Fenway Pahk.
