La Tica:
I don't rent whores at the Del Rey, and for the following reasons:
1. I don't live in CR at this time.
2. Most of the girls there are too ugly for me.
3. I don't like Nicas, Limonadas, the Dominicans there are rejects, and the Columbians are nasty.
4. A quality Tica Modelo will suit me just fine
( No shortage of these in your country).
Now I have a question for you. You said you heard the Gringas up here have a hard time swallowing. Does this mean you don't have a hard time with swallowing, or were you just making a comment?
If you do swallow, I'd like to personally extend the Rx's welcome invitation to attend our little get together in Vegas. I'm sure we would make you feel most welcome and you would surely find a load of things to do there.
Again, welcome to the Prescription...