Has it happened to where you couldn't eat out a girl cause her twat smelled so bad?

[huntnfish13]

Hey I just read all the posts in this column, and boys we are onto something here. I think we have just come up with the greatest hypothesis ever on a non scientific test......Blonde girls in highschool have smelly giners.......Every story here is about a highschool chick, and the blonde thing holds true with me too as well as someone else mentioned. We should all be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for this scientific theory we ahve just came up with after carefully examining thousands of women put together.

Or maybe its because we all actually got laid by a few women back in highschool and now we are stuck with one vaginer for the rest of our lives......

But at least we hold onto one that we aren't telling the smelly vaginer story about.

C'mon guys-at least one of you unlucky sorry bastards out there is stuck with a smelly vaginer for the rest of your lives and reading this thread is making you think about how unluck you truly are. LOL

 

[Arodd]

man, you all ever heard of the simplest trick in the book (for bitches that you don't care about/don't want to date)?

It's called fingering a bitch for a while, then positioning yourself so that she HAS to touch your cock at some point, eventually she gets the idea to suck your dick, get your BJ, then give her a goodnight kiss and pass the fuck out.

 

[Kojak]

Another Funny Story. Back In The College Fraternity Days, The Guys That Lived Next Door To Me In Frat House Had A Room Party One Night. After It Was Over And I Had Gone To Sleep Got A Knock On The Door From One Of Them Asking Me If I Had Some Room Freshener. I Asked Him Why And He Said That His Roommate Had Banged A Girl And That Her ***** Smelt So Bad That It Wasn't Leaving The Room. They Had Changed Sheets, Opened Windows, Etc. And Nothing Was Removing The Smell. I Gave It To Him And It Still Didn't Work. In Fact It Took 3 Days Of Airing Out The Room Before The ***** Stench Smell Left. I Was Absolutely Dying. By The Way The Girl Was Blond In This Story As Well As My High School Story For The Record.

 

[Valuebets]

Hey I just read all the posts in this column, and boys we are onto something here. I think we have just come up with the greatest hypothesis ever on a non scientific test......Blonde girls in highschool have smelly giners.......Every story here is about a highschool chick, and the blonde thing holds true with me too as well as someone else mentioned. We should all be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for this scientific theory we ahve just came up with after carefully examining thousands of women put together.

Or maybe its because we all actually got laid by a few women back in highschool and now we are stuck with one vaginer for the rest of our lives......

But at least we hold onto one that we aren't telling the smelly vaginer story about.

C'mon guys-at least one of you unlucky sorry bastards out there is stuck with a smelly vaginer for the rest of your lives and reading this thread is making you think about how unluck you truly are. LOL

Interesting theory, I'm also curious are these smelly bitches heavy meat eaters? Okay let me clarify that shit, meat as in they love to eat alot of beef/pork etc.

Cause its a proven fact that guys that eat alot of meat acquires a horrible stench if they don't take care of themselves. Maybe the same holds true for woman but the stench is exponentially worse when they're horny and their juices are flowing down there.

 

[CatThief]

This is one of the greatest threads ever.

:aktion033

 

[DayTraderNation]

MIne wasnt blonde:ughhh: Wish she was!!!
She was a nice little hispanic bitch! Her puss was fine, her ass got me!:smoking:

 

[TotalRecall]

Speaking of bad puss Ive been eating pusss for 40 years. From experience this is what I have for the answer to the problem. Never go down on an Irish girl. 99% of all Irish girls stink down there. I dont know why. Maybe its the in the blood or the genes or vinegar whatever. Its nothing to do with not washing. You could wash it all night and 5 minutes later it stinks again. Im part Irish myself so this isnt a racist comment. Ive been with hundreds of girls, hookers included and if I smelled bad ***** I would always ask what nationality she was and theyd always say - Irish!

When I was in highschool I doulble dated a few times at the drive-in with a friend that had a girlfriend with the worst smelling ***** ever. The only word I can describe it is ACRID. It would actually burn my nostrils it was so bad. It was January in MA and the temp was like -5 degrees outside but I had to open the windows it was so bad. My own girlfriend kept looking at me and smirking while he fingered this girl in the backseat. After a few times I stoped bringing them with us. It was too much. Name was Sullivan.

Over the years I had lots of girlfriends and it got so I could tell if a girl was Irish before I asked her name if you know what I mean.

I found that Italian girls were the best bet for the non stink experience. I married one in my 20's and she NEVER stunk. Only a slight smell of sweet roses, the best tasting I ever had.

For hookers you cant go wrong with Puertorican girls. Anything Spanish is good. Russian, Polack is also good. French not as good.

I had a job for years doing different types of home deliveries. Some houses as soon as you hit the walkway up to the door you could smell skank puss. I pity the poor guy married to these bitches. They must have to put a clothespin on their nose and turn the lights out every night, poor bastards.

So remember if you got to go south, dont put Irish in your mouth.
If you want it to taste like a rose, use your lips on Italian HOEs.

Remember I speak from 40 years experience, not 1 or 2 dates.

Good luck.

 

[gynecologist]

This is one of the greatest threads ever.

:aktion033

I have to agree with you..

 

[MIKEY.1TIME]

couple was driving home one cold night when the wife asked her husband to stop the car.



There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.



It was.



She said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death.

Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let



it go in the morning?"



He says, "Okay, get in the car with it."



"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"



He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.



"But what about the smell?" she asked.



"Just hold its nose."



The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the shit out of him, died at the scene.....

 

[tkim11]

My question is at what age does it start stinking? Just born with funky ass smell, or after you hit your first period..the funking begins? In middle school, my friends would make fun of this girl saying her area stunk but I couldnt smell a damn thing - she was a nerdy ass girl, so they probably just found a way to tease her.

One short story, I was doing squats and this old ass lady hip flexors...OMG, it was this sour ass fucken smell. I almost threw up and had to call it a day.

 

[CrocodileHunter]

Haha? That is the natural smell of a ***** due to discharge. Like I said, I have a ridiculous sense of smell therefore I smell it more than most.

I have been lucky enough to have the same girlfriend for almost 3 years who doesn't mind the finger flick and a little lickin here and there (shes on the lower end of the woman fishy spectrum) and still enjoys giving me blowjobs anyways.

I know some people whos girl would go on blowjob strike if he didn't go down. I honestly wish I enjoyed it like some guys, but I just don't.

Sorry bro, but there are lots of women that don't have a fishy smelling gash.

I think your woman might just have a funky cunt. Again, my condolences.

 

[levistep]

My question is at what age does it start stinking? Just born with funky ass smell, or after you hit your first period..the funking begins? In middle school, my friends would make fun of this girl saying her area stunk but I couldnt smell a damn thing - she was a nerdy ass girl, so they probably just found a way to tease her.

One short story, I was doing squats and this old ass lady hip flexors...OMG, it was this sour ass fucken smell. I almost threw up and had to call it a day.

I remember the Mexican cook at the restaurant i used to work out pointed to the 16 year old busgirl and said that her's smells like pee, and then pointed to a 27 year old waitress and said her's smells like fish.

 

[WVU]

16 year old ***** smells like copper pennies

 

[CaptainBone]

16 year old ***** smells like copper pennies

Beg to differ. : ) I say close to no smell whatsoever.

 

[gynecologist]

16 year old ***** smells like copper pennies

I missed this one:lolBIG:

 

[Buster]

:lolBIG:

I WISHED THE FUCK I COULD REMEMBER WHAT I EDITED

 

[MIMS]

Oh you don't like a little cheese on your taco? :thumbsup:

Taco juice =/= cheese

 

[Kornholio]

I don't understand some of you guys.I mean some you think nothing about sticking your dick where shit makes its grand exit,but are afraid of a little oder from the honey pot?
Fuck when I smell the aroma of a lubed up hirsute snatch I get hornier than a barn rat. I don't even care if its from a drunk bitch at 2am and its a little piss burnt.
Usually when my nose catches that "ready to eat" aroma I get a hard on the cat couldn't scratch.

:Carcajada:O damn that is funny.

I like the smell of pussy- too.

 

[TheBrainiac]

I dont got the problem you guys have ...

 

[Kornholio]

I dont got the problem you guys have ...

Is that your way of saying you play on Mims side of the field?