Has it happened to where you couldn't eat out a girl cause her twat smelled so bad?

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Worse smell in the world is Yeast Infection *****. Has a sour milk quality to it. Totally unedible.
 

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Have you ever went down to eat out a chick and when you get down to munch carpet it smells sooooo bad that you can't munch the carpet?

If so, what excuse did you use to getting out of it?

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i bit the bullet gave her a licking,.... then a big french kiss.. that ended that!
 

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I've never had a twat that hasn't smelt like a raw fish, some less than others. That's one of a pussys main characteristics, smelly. It's probably because I've had two nose operations because I've broken it twice and have a very keen sense of smell.

They key is in what the poster stated before. Use your fingers more than your tongue when you spit it up and get it real wet it's even MORE enjoyable for the lady because you can flick your finger faster than your tongue.

Huh? Raw fish? BAAAAAAHAAHA, I'm gonna leave it alone.

My wife's kooch has no odor whatsoever, other than maybe a trace of perfume. Doesn't matter what time of the month it is, what time of the day it is, it don't matter. Maybe it's because she drinks over a gallon of water a day. In fact most attractive, in shape women I've been with were clean and odor free. Nothing remotely close to "fishy".

And I've broken my nose three times.
 

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The smell is there on all t wats. Some women are just more careful to cleanse it and keep it smelling tolerable.

You nut sack does not smell like roses either. I will freshen up myself if I expect to get oral.
 

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Huh? Raw fish? BAAAAAAHAAHA, I'm gonna leave it alone

Haha? That is the natural smell of a ***** due to discharge. Like I said, I have a ridiculous sense of smell therefore I smell it more than most.

I have been lucky enough to have the same girlfriend for almost 3 years who doesn't mind the finger flick and a little lickin here and there (shes on the lower end of the woman fishy spectrum) and still enjoys giving me blowjobs anyways.

I know some people whos girl would go on blowjob strike if he didn't go down. I honestly wish I enjoyed it like some guys, but I just don't.
 

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Haha? That is the natural smell of a ***** due to discharge. Like I said, I have a ridiculous sense of smell therefore I smell it more than most.

I have been lucky enough to have the same girlfriend for almost 3 years who doesn't mind the finger flick and a little lickin here and there (shes on the lower end of the woman fishy spectrum) and still enjoys giving me blowjobs anyways.

I know some people whos girl would go on blowjob strike if he didn't go down. I honestly wish I enjoyed it like some guys, but I just don't.


sux for you buddy!!!! and your girl!!! and just to let you know you dont have a better sense for smell than most.... you have the same sense of smell everyone else has..............:bigfinger :bigfinger :bigfinger :bigfinger
 

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Hahaha, These random CR posters should really just stay in their own forum. Stop crossing the border man. I didn't make left to right of what you just said, or why you gave me the finger smile.
 

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....................sorry you cant read bro...... just one more thing that sux in your life.....jajajajaja......................Jackass!!!!!
 

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Heard the after taste of yeast infection vagina tastes like Beef Liver.

yuk..
but it does remind me of a joke.

Q.) What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection??

A.) A quarter pounder with cheese.
 

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I'm trying to think of a counter skinny Ethiopian/lack of food witty comment and blank. Sometimes the easiest jokes are the hardest.
 

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Speaking of fish, one time after a BB game in high school one of my teammates was fingering a cheerleader on the way home. The whole bus starting smelling like fish! I mean strong too, it just permeated the entire bus. From then on her nickname around school was Fish, LOL. Pretty little thing too, but even she couldn't live that one down. Never smelled anything that strong before or since coming from a woman's love canal.


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Huh? Raw fish? BAAAAAAHAAHA, I'm gonna leave it alone.

My wife's kooch has no odor whatsoever, other than maybe a trace of perfume. Doesn't matter what time of the month it is, what time of the day it is, it don't matter. Maybe it's because she drinks over a gallon of water a day. In fact most attractive, in shape women I've been with were clean and odor free. Nothing remotely close to "fishy".

And I've broken my nose three times.

So you have never smelled a funky pussie?
 

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So you have never smelled a funky pussie?

Oh yes...the very first girl I banged in 6th grade...so of course I thought that was the norm until the next girl I started fooling around with who was clean as a whistle. I've noticed it more with blonds too.

I'm guessing 10% of the girls I've hooked up with had that "smell" we are talking about, that severe, nasty, disturbing, gag-provoking stench. And to me it doesn't smell like fish, it smells like sewage or something rotting.
 

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I don't understand some of you guys.I mean some you think nothing about sticking your dick where shit makes its grand exit,but are afraid of a little oder from the honey pot?
Fuck when I smell the aroma of a lubed up hirsute snatch I get hornier than a barn rat. I don't even care if its from a drunk bitch at 2am and its a little piss burnt.
Usually when my nose catches that "ready to eat" aroma I get a hard on the cat couldn't scratch.
 

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Speaking of fish, one time after a BB game in high school one of my teammates was fingering a cheerleader on the way home. The whole bus starting smelling like fish! I mean strong too, it just permeated the entire bus. From then on her nickname around school was Fish, LOL. Pretty little thing too, but even she couldn't live that one down. Never smelled anything that strong before or since coming from a woman's love canal.


:ohno: :ohno:

:puppy: :puppy: :puppy:
 

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I don't understand some of you guys.I mean some you think nothing about sticking your dick where shit makes its grand exit,but are afraid of a little oder from the honey pot?
Fuck when I smell the aroma of a lubed up hirsute snatch I get hornier than a barn rat. I don't even care if its from a drunk bitch at 2am and its a little piss burnt.
Usually when my nose catches that "ready to eat" aroma I get a hard on the cat couldn't scratch.
:lolBIG: u oughta stay down here in the RR more pat u r a natural
 

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