Has it happened to where you couldn't eat out a girl cause her twat smelled so bad?

[MarkieMark+]

My wife's p u s s y is tangy-sweet and I LOVE licking her. She LOVES it and I LOVE doing it. I am a lucky man because I have seen the other side in my "earlier" life.

There was this girl in highschool that I had a hard-on for all through my first 3 years. FINALLY, she took notice of me once I "matured" and one night she came on to me ....... much to my DELIGHT! We fooled around for a while and then we made our way to the bedroom. Her were AMAZING with nipples that BEGGED to be sucked, and of course, I obliged. Perky delicious nipples they were. After a short while she sucked my dick and she was very talented in that area. Next, it was my turn to pleasure her.

I have never been shy about going down so I reciprocated with eagerness.....until.....I got a whif of something that said STOP! This girl was baking bread in her crotch and the yeast was still rising (if you know what I mean). She begged me to lick her but I just couldn't. Then she said "well, at least fuck me then". I couldn't argue with that so I did. She was a fucking animal when I probed her but the thought of her cooch still lingers. I blew my load all over her belly and we were both happy in the end. Isn't that what really matters?!?

 

[Kruser6]

My wife's p u s s y is tangy-sweet and I LOVE licking her. She LOVES it and I LOVE doing it. I am a lucky man because I have seen the other side in my "earlier" life.

There was this girl in highschool that I had a hard-on for all through my first 3 years. FINALLY, she took notice of me once I "matured" and one night she came on to me ....... much to my DELIGHT! We fooled around for a while and then we made our way to the bedroom. Her were AMAZING with nipples that BEGGED to be sucked, and of course, I obliged. Perky delicious nipples they were. After a short while she sucked my dick and she was very talented in that area. Next, it was my turn to pleasure her.

I have never been shy about going down so I reciprocated with eagerness.....until.....I got a whif of something that said STOP! This girl was baking bread in her crotch and the yeast was still rising (if you know what I mean). She begged me to lick her but I just couldn't. Then she said "well, at least fuck me then". I couldn't argue with that so I did. She was a fucking animal when I probed her but the thought of her cooch still lingers. I blew my load all over her belly and we were both happy in the end. Isn't that what really matters?!?

Damn. . . you need to write a novel.

 

[BigPIG19]

Worse smell in the world is Yeast Infection *****. Has a sour milk quality to it. Totally unedible.

and it looks about like pulling a grilled cheese apart

 

[theo+]

i love sticking my tounge as far up a girls ass .even if come back a little brown.
bad twat is good. i just lick it clean.lick the stink.

somebody has to do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Buster]

:lolBIG:

 

[betedgeonly]

if any of u stupid boy's knew wat the fuck u were doing u will listen to the PRO! i have had the chance to smell a funky crotch just 1 time before i was going to go down on the bitch but i am not an idiot but do have a strong passion for knowing how to please a women when it comes to licking *****. I LOVE IT AND GET STRONG CRAVINGS TO DO IT [like a pot head who gets the munchies]. anyhow, instead of letting it stop me or like some pussies on here who make up excuses to get out of it i do the what all smart men should do everytime, now write this down, i take 2 wash cloths, 1 with soap and water and 1 w just water. wash it, eat it, and PLEASE IT, like a real man. i have NEVER had a women tell me no upon my request for doing this, just pure awesome orgasims and a simple "thank you" from the whore when i was done. besides, does anyone know wat morning ***** reminds u of???? ever try to peel a cold cheeseburger apart????? lol. dont forget this and ur taste buds will thank u for it!!!! peace out fellow ***** eaters...

 

[tkim11]

if any of u stupid boy's knew wat the fuck u were doing u will listen to the PRO! i have had the chance to smell a funky crotch just 1 time before i was going to go down on the bitch but i am not an idiot but do have a strong passion for knowing how to please a women when it comes to licking *****. I LOVE IT AND GET STRONG CRAVINGS TO DO IT [like a pot head who gets the munchies]. anyhow, instead of letting it stop me or like some pussies on here who make up excuses to get out of it i do the what all smart men should do everytime, now write this down, i take 2 wash cloths, 1 with soap and water and 1 w just water. wash it, eat it, and PLEASE IT, like a real man. i have NEVER had a women tell me no upon my request for doing this, just pure awesome orgasims and a simple "thank you" from the whore when i was done. besides, does anyone know wat morning ***** reminds u of???? ever try to peel a cold cheeseburger apart????? lol. dont forget this and ur taste buds will thank u for it!!!! peace out fellow ***** eaters...

Greatest post ever written. May God bless you

 

[SureGuy]

Have you ever went down to eat out a chick and when you get down to munch carpet it smells sooooo bad that you can't munch the carpet?

If so, what excuse did you use to getting out of it?

:drink:

no

 

[levistep]

The smell is there on all t wats. Some women are just more careful to cleanse it and keep it smelling tolerable.

You nut sack does not smell like roses either. I will freshen up myself if I expect to get oral.

I don't know about you guys, but my nutsack smells nice.

 

[WVU]

A girl that I was in the process of going down on in the shower smelled pretty bad. I quickly made a U-turn and didn't return down below. I told other people in our cliche about this and from then on her nickname was U-turn.

 

[DayTraderNation]

I got one for you...

About 10 years ago I had this chick in bed and I had been with her off and on for the past few months. Anyways, it was about 8am, prtty early. She was in high school at the time and I picked her up and brought her over. She was 17-18, I was 18-19 at the time.

So I get her naked and start to get her doggy-style, the girl wanted it in the butt, I said sure thing, I grabbed some lube and proceeded to stick her, well the bitch must not of cleaned her asshole or she took a dump on me, I fucking gagged. The aroma of shit was BAD. My eyes were watering, she looked at me and was like whats wrong. I said nothing. I swear to god I about puked my brains out.

About 20 seconds goes by she says, you want me to blow you? (previous times I would do her, she would finish me off by sucking it) I said sure!!! Fuck that, she deserved it. How in the f-ing world she sucked it after it smelt that bad is so beyond me. I didnt care, I let her finish me off and taste her own shit. After making me gag and about puke, thats the very fucking least! I dropped that girl off home about an hour later and came home and showered my dick for a solid 10 minutes!

I never ever seen her again after that. I never had something like that happen to me ever again in my life!

 

[DELSOLII]

#1 bit of advice.

do not eat bush when camping. nothing but trouble.

 

[gynecologist]

I got one for you...

About 10 years ago I had this chick in bed and I had been with her off and on for the past few months. Anyways, it was about 8am, prtty early. She was in high school at the time and I picked her up and brought her over. She was 17-18, I was 18-19 at the time.

So I get her naked and start to get her doggy-style, the girl wanted it in the butt, I said sure thing, I grabbed some lube and proceeded to stick her, well the bitch must not of cleaned her asshole or she took a dump on me, I fucking gagged. The aroma of shit was BAD. My eyes were watering, she looked at me and was like whats wrong. I said nothing. I swear to god I about puked my brains out.

About 20 seconds goes by she says, you want me to blow you? (previous times I would do her, she would finish me off by sucking it) I said sure!!! Fuck that, she deserved it. How in the f-ing world she sucked it after it smelt that bad is so beyond me. I didnt care, I let her finish me off and taste her own shit. After making me gag and about puke, thats the very fucking least! I dropped that girl off home about an hour later and came home and showered my dick for a solid 10 minutes!

I never ever seen her again after that. I never had something like that happen to me ever again in my life!

How did you get rid of her?

 

[Valuebets]

if any of u stupid boy's knew wat the fuck u were doing u will listen to the PRO! i have had the chance to smell a funky crotch just 1 time before i was going to go down on the bitch but i am not an idiot but do have a strong passion for knowing how to please a women when it comes to licking *****. I LOVE IT AND GET STRONG CRAVINGS TO DO IT [like a pot head who gets the munchies]. anyhow, instead of letting it stop me or like some pussies on here who make up excuses to get out of it i do the what all smart men should do everytime, now write this down, i take 2 wash cloths, 1 with soap and water and 1 w just water. wash it, eat it, and PLEASE IT, like a real man. i have NEVER had a women tell me no upon my request for doing this, just pure awesome orgasims and a simple "thank you" from the whore when i was done. besides, does anyone know wat morning ***** reminds u of???? ever try to peel a cold cheeseburger apart????? lol. dont forget this and ur taste buds will thank u for it!!!! peace out fellow ***** eaters...

uppy: , who says no sharps post down here in the rubber room.

 

[Kojak]

Anyone that says they have not is full of crap. Never done on purpose but normally in drunken stupor. I am very selective. Had a girl in h.s. that I went down on that after 10 minutes or so down there happen to look down at her underwear where she had the thickest brown stain I believe I have ever seen. I got the dry heaves and was turned off so much that I put my clothes on as I was going out the door. AFter that, I had to know or been with a girl for a while before doing unless in drunken stupor. LOL

 

[DayTraderNation]

How did you get rid of her?

Gynecologist,

We basically talked here and there. We only got together to hook up. She was never GF material. Just a booty call. After that last time, we spoke to each other just never hooked up again.
:nopityA:

 

[DayTraderNation]

Anyone that says they have not is full of crap. Never done on purpose but normally in drunken stupor. I am very selective. Had a girl in h.s. that I went down on that after 10 minutes or so down there happen to look down at her underwear where she had the thickest brown stain I believe I have ever seen. I got the dry heaves and was turned off so much that I put my clothes on as I was going out the door. AFter that, I had to know or been with a girl for a while before doing unless in drunken stupor. LOL

I almost fell out of my chair with that one~~~!!!!!!!!
That is pretty bad!:lol:

 

[Kojak]

An even funnier story I will share here deals with Cmoney. He doesn't post much but those that go to the Bash no him. Cmoney used to be in the Navy and while there he told me this story about this small nerdy white guy that looked like he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a roll of C notes. What happened was that a bunch of guys were sitting around talking shit about women when this guy strolls up overhearing the conversation. First he goes does anyone like fat women? He says I absolutely love fat women...the bigger the better. In fact when you get a fat woman, no better thing thing than to get your 3 Naval wings....red,white, and brown. Everyone says what the hell are you talking about. First, your red wings. Have you guys never gone down and ate a woman out while she is on her period. He says nothing better. All the guys of course disgusted. Second, your brown wings. Nothing better than to eat a girl's ass out after a big shit. He says you sure haven't enjoyed anything until you got your brown wings. Third, the white wings. Nothing better than eating a girl out while she currently has a yeast infection. He says nothing like it as he is a big cottage cheese lover. My boy Cmoney says after this guy tells the story that guys were so grossed out that a couple even heaved as the guy was as serious as a heart attack about these stories. I laughed my ass off when he told me so thought I would share with you guys to enjoy a laugh as well.

 

[Valuebets]

An even funnier story I will share here deals with Cmoney. He doesn't post much but those that go to the Bash no him. Cmoney used to be in the Navy and while there he told me this story about this small nerdy white guy that looked like he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a roll of C notes. What happened was that a bunch of guys were sitting around talking shit about women when this guy strolls up overhearing the conversation. First he goes does anyone like fat women? He says I absolutely love fat women...the bigger the better. In fact when you get a fat woman, no better thing thing than to get your 3 Naval wings....red,white, and brown. Everyone says what the hell are you talking about. First, your red wings. Have you guys never gone down and ate a woman out while she is on her period. He says nothing better. All the guys of course disgusted. Second, your brown wings. Nothing better than to eat a girl's ass out after a big shit. He says you sure haven't enjoyed anything until you got your brown wings. Third, the white wings. Nothing better than eating a girl out while she currently has a yeast infection. He says nothing like it as he is a big cottage cheese lover. My boy Cmoney says after this guy tells the story that guys were so grossed out that a couple even heaved as the guy was as serious as a heart attack about these stories. I laughed my ass off when he told me so thought I would share with you guys to enjoy a laugh as well.

Dayum, you just killed my libido for the day with that story. :nopityA:

 

[huntnfish13]

Got a funny story. So like normal, 12 years ago in high school we were partying in m buddies basement on Saturday night cause his parents went up north every weekend.(I know everyone had a friend like this) It was getting late, and I past the fvck out drunk. M buddy Dan gets on this girl Brooke, who happened to be our other good friends girlfriend at the time ( I won't even go into the drama that happens after this) So he takes this girl up into his room, starts plaing with her snatch, and said that this sour, horrid odor that he had never smlled before in his life filled the air. She got up went to the bathroom, he smelled his fingers and put his pants on, runs out of the bathroom, into the basement to me, who has now been passed out for sometime extremely drunk, puts his fingers under my nose, and I jumped up from my drunken haze and punch him and start yelling about him smearing dog shi* on my face. I was so mad and then I find out it was Brooke's vaginer. OMG, I have smelled a fair amount of giners thru high school and college, at least 40-50, and this was by far the worst stench I have ever come across in my life- I mean I was gagging from the smell. His whole bedroom smelled for a day or so BAD!!!!!!! I can honestl say though that I have had 3 or 4 girls that I wouldn't even put m finger near on a hot sunny day if you paid me to.....The one girl you could smell by walking behind her. And the thing is too, Brooke, and these other 3-4 girls were not bad looking chicks, they were towardsd the top as far as looks is concerned. Don't judge a snatch by its cover......

RIP Team Danno.....Died 11/25/05 in a drunk driving crash with his bro. Had a lot of great times with those boys and this is one of a million stories we still tell every weekend when the boys get together....