Drew Brees' wife, Brittany, apologizes: 'We are the problem'

[bodyforlife]

Babylon Bee drops the hammer satire-style

Drew Brees Sets New NFL Record For Number Of Apologies
June 9th, 2020​

NEW ORLEANS, LA—In an unprecedented display of public contrition, New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees set a new record over the weekend for apologies by an NFL quarterback, saying he was sorry 742 times in the space of 48 hours.


After controversially stating his personal preference for standing during the National Anthem, the Super Bowl MVP unleashed a heretofore unseen sequence of remorse, explaining that he meant to say people should kneel, or should not not kneel, or should not tell others not to not kneel. He then apologized for not being aware of the things he should apologize for, and he apologized for not being aware that he was not aware of those things.

“The calls for an apology were being screeched from all sides, and Drew responded like the future Hall of Famer he is,” one commentator gushed. “This was a prodigious run of penance. Most impressive was the variety of atonement Brees displayed. Audio, video, texts, social media posts, Zoom calls, written statements- we’ve never seen such a complete and well-rounded exhibition of self-reproach from a quarterback. This record may never be broken.”

According to league statisticians, Brees shattered the previous record held by Jets QB Mark Sanchez, who apologized 380 times for introducing the term “butt fumble” into sports vernacular.

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That's pretty damn funny!

 

[THawk+]

Brees is a fucking coward. What a disgrace..

Totally agree here. Guy is a pussy!!! He is on the level of the players that bullied him.

NFL players are a complete joke to begin with. Worst group of humans in all of professional sports leagues
Just complete trash as far as humans go, most ignorant, uneducated, and overall bad group of people

 

[Hitman26]

Well done Drew Brees. Now no one likes you in the court of public opinion. I can't wait to see if he'll kneel.

 

[THawk+]

Well done Drew Brees. Now no one likes you in the court of public opinion. I can't wait to see if he'll kneel.

Brees should just retire now, His team will go no where this year as it is a divided locker room and Brees is probably going to get hurt
with black players trying to hurt him every game. Would not be surprised if players put up money and had a bounty or prize for whoever takes him out
during a game

 

[StevieRay]

Burgess Owen

Has anyone noticed every 4 years there's a race war? It's good for business. Guys like @TheRevAl
have made lucrative careers out of it. Politicians like @SpeakerPelosi
and @JoeBiden
pander through them to win elections, get elected and do nothing. Are we waking up yet?

 

[rolltide]

I'm kneeling and I can't get up. what a methaphor....

 

[StevieRay]

I'm kneeling and I can't get up. what a methaphor....

some black lady ripped them for the scarf attire they had on

also supposedly had tape with their names on it for where to kneel.

 

[rolltide]

some black lady ripped them for the scarf attire they had on

also supposedly had tape with their names on it for where to kneel.

nice shot of the tape under Nancy's foot. The woman up front missed her mark by 6"

Glad Nadler didn't give this a try or they'd be calling in the ambo

 

[Mobdeeper7239]

Tough time to be a pirate

 

[jaws2357]

Spineless Phucking Wench Cowering to the Insanity of Savage Aids Ridden Felon small poison wanna be dino MobDsters who are TERRORIST nothing matters to these UNGODLY swine but their own self entitled wants. YFFMFAHAGTH kth)(&^:hanging:

 

[Serbone]

At the minumum, after Jenkin's outrageous innapropriate attack, Brees had to be concerned about the effect this racist narrative will have on his family now, and possibly for a very long time.

Maximum is he was threatened, and I believe he was, based upon similar circumstances that have occurred in recent years.

Brees folded because of his concern for his family. That is when it all changes... these days families are attacked, no matter how tough you are, a man cannot take heat by himself, these days the whole family is involved, and is very vulnerable.

 

[carlspackler]

I'm kneeling and I can't get up. what a methaphor....

Shameless pandering and cultural appropriation all in one photo. The democrat way.

 

[REDEYE]

At the minumum, after Jenkin's outrageous innapropriate attack, Brees had to be concerned about the effect this racist narrative will have on his family now, and possibly for a very long time.

Maximum is he was threatened, and I believe he was, based upon similar circumstances that have occurred in recent years.

Brees folded because of his concern for his family. That is when it all changes... these days families are attacked, no matter how tough you are, a man cannot take heat by himself, these days the whole family is involved, and is very vulnerable.

we don't know that for sure.. its still spineless.. I see others speaking out in a lot larger tones . Their not using family as an excuse to cave..

 

[cloverleaf]

I believe a major reason Brees folded like a piece of paper is because of MONEY.

His sponsors pay him a lot of money now and after football he will have an opportunity
to earn more money representing different companies.

Sponsors are afraid to back anyone on the other side of the PC justice police.

 

[StevieRay]

I believe a major reason Brees folded like a piece of paper is because of MONEY.

His sponsors pay him a lot of money now and after football he will have an opportunity
to earn more money representing different companies.

Sponsors are afraid to back anyone on the other side of the PC justice police.

So ones opinion on it matters and one doesn’t. Lol

 

[StevieRay]

DeSean Jackson trying to quote Hitler:
—Media silence—Players defend him—NFL silent—No apology

Brees stands up for the American Flag
:—Media outraged—Players attack him—NFL condemns him—Forced to repeatedly apologize
See the double standard here?

 

[rolltide]

DeSean Jackson trying to quote Hitler:
—Media silence—Players defend him—NFL silent—No apology

Brees stands up for the American Flag
:—Media outraged—Players attack him—NFL condemns him—Forced to repeatedly apologize
See the double standard here?

college coach wears a t-shirt that "offends" a 20 YO that's never watched the network and now coach gives back $1M/yr. Desean walks around with a fake Jew-hating Hitler quote and other NFL players either support him for telling the truth.

How bout one of these cvnts call out BLM as an anti-god, anti-nuclear family Marxist political organization masked in a bumper sticker slogan?

 

[StevieRay]

“I couldn’t imagine being a Christian in the @NFL
& proudly wearing the name of a rapist on your helmet.”

 

[soli]

“I couldn’t imagine being a Christian in the @NFL
& proudly wearing the name of a rapist on your helmet.”

Only the President should get that honor...lol


A New York judge has rejected President Trump’s bid to temporarily halt proceedings in a lawsuit filed against him by the writer E. Jean Carroll, who has accused him of rape, a ruling that allows the case to move forward in the months before the presidential election.

 

[StevieRay]

After George Floyd died, the
@NFL
donated huge sums of cash to militant leftist groups, including
@OJRCenter
, a Portland anarchist-communist legal group that provides support to violent #Antifa members.